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By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:59:28 +0000

FMRA talks like Jason Garrett

Of course she does. They both attended Clown College, right?

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:12:48 +0000

The league can’t much control how the divisional match-ups rotate from year to year. They’re set automatically.

No shit. Here’s how it works, HC Prick and Leigh: Each team plays all three teams in its division twice (6 games), a game against each team in one NFC division that rotates every year (4 games), a game against each team in one AFC division that rotates every year (4 games), a game against one team each in the remaining two NFC divisions that finished in the same ranking in that division (2 games). The NFL only has a say on the order of the schedule.

By: Mo Charlo

Mo Charlo — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 14:08:59 +0000

FMRA talks like Jason Garrett

By: TurleyGirlie

TurleyGirlie — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:38:59 +0000

And the Saints have 3 primetime games at home, including a Saturday nighter against Dallas.

Geaux Saints.

Plus, we get to open the season against Detroit. Thanks, Herr Goodell.

By: Rob in WI

Rob in WI — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:32:16 +0000

I think either Ape forgot to call FMRA aftetwards, or more likely, called every 15 minutes the next day.

Either way, a good PoFlaWa is needed to help pass the time.

By: Mo Charlo

Mo Charlo — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:26:18 +0000

Cowboys have 6 primetime games. FUCK YOUR TVS, AMERICA.

/yeehaw
//fucking crazy

By: LaFavre's Next Retirement

LaFavre's Next Retirement — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:17:55 +0000

I guess FMRA didn’t get Ape to like her yet.

By: Pacman's Bodyguard

Pacman's Bodyguard — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:07:04 +0000

/has new desktop background

By: yeah, right?

yeah, right? — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 03:50:13 +0000

Hey Ape, I would like your advice on proper shit talk to Ravens fans. I’m looking at week 6 when they visit my boys in the Metrodome.
They took urrr puurrple!

Setting up the roadtrip as we speak.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 02:59:44 +0000

Leigh, HC Prick:

The same thing was said about the Pats schedule last year, which was the easiest in the league on paper coming into the season, coming off their 18-1 season. The league can’t much control how the divisional match-ups rotate from year to year. They’re set automatically. The league, however, did grant the Ravens’ pissing and moaning about getting a home primetime game against the Steelers.