WE CAN NOW CALL HIM SCRILLABACK! Pencil-mustachioed defensive player of the year James Harrison agrees to a 6-year, $51 million extension with the Steelers, thus ensuring that he and LaMarr Woodley will continue tag teamming opposing quarterbacks and your mom for years to come. Meanwhile, the Steelers have yet to sign a single player other than one of their own free agents this offseason. Because they’re clearly leaving roster spots open for Vick and a Plax return AND OTHER THINGS THAT WOULD HAPPEN IN A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
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Shouldn’t the front of her shirt have a few more X’s before the L?
She has a … *ahem*… gland problem.
/what, no other team has fat fans?
//haters.
///gets bounced.
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Making fun of the Pittsburgh Pirates is like pointing out to Aaron Neville that he has a huge mole on his head. They know, man, they know….
they’ve got a big leg up
those pirates are dead meat too.
/mighty measty bit of shooting
Hey the Pirates are playing great baseball fuckface, six quality starts in seven games. Not saying they’re gonna do anything, but they’ve got a big leg up on Houston as far as not finishing last goes.
“This tiresome Steelers worship makes the demise of the pirates today even more satisfying.”
I know, the Navy Seals really fucked up those Pirates today!
This tiresome Steelers worship makes the demise of the pirates today even more satisfying.
See, I always figured Ape was gay for Hines Ward. Or is it just any studmuffin in the black and gold?
Isn’t Tiger Woods a fag also? and Don’t the Patriots/Red Sox jointly own the rights to the biggest bandwagon ever?
It’s America. Everyone’s fat here.
No, it tlue. All steelels fans supel big fat asses.
Heck, all white peopre supel big fat asses.
Dumb, too.
I don’t know how the “all Steeler fans are fat” craze started, but that seems to be all that fans of opposing teams have in their repertoires.
Though I’m not a Steelers Bandwagoner of any sort, I find it terribly ironic that Rob in Wisconsin of all places is talking about obese sports fans.
/Goes back to masturbating to James Harrison photos, while booking a flight to Ireland and eating a 4 course meal for breakfast…..all while playing Halo 3.
PAYDAY!! WHOOHOO!
The morbidly obese fan is our peace offering to Seattle so that Big Lo and the rest of their fan base can put Super Bowl XL behind them.
For what it’s worth, the pic of that giant broad will never stop making me laugh.
James Harrison is a dynastic womb
So they only achieved one out of five? And #3 is that one item on the list that you put on knowing you’ll never cross it off.
Steelers 2009 Off-season Shopping List:
1) James Harrison
2) Master Chief Halloween costume for BR with action lasers.
3) A non-morbidly obese fan
4) Larger bandwagon
5) Ireland
Sometimes Nest stops being a mewling little shit. I don’t know when exactly. But I assume he has to sleep at some point.
sometimes Ape confuses KSK with his steelers blog.
yea the world champs are totally fucked now that their shitty backup qb is gone.
Steelers are fucked.
Sorry Ape, but his logic is irrefutable.
And the Bucs just signed Leftwich.
Steelers are fucked.
They’re not going to even try to improve upon last year?
Another receiver would be nice. Or, y’know, a decent lineman.
OH YEAH TIGER WOODS, WELL JAMES HARRISON WOULD TOTALLY DESTROY THAT CARTOON BEAR YOU HANG OUT WITH IN THAT GATORADE AD! WAY TO NOT WIN THE MASTERS, ASSHOLE! YOUR CAREER HAS PEAKED!
/successfully baited
Meanwhile, the Steelers have yet to sign a single player other than one of their own free agents this offseason.
They’re not going to even try to improve upon last year?
i’m gay for james harrison
no shit.
@Tiger
I have to respect the blatant baiting here. Not even pretending to make some sort of point, just straight up FlaWa.
We’re clearing cap space for Lebron in 2010
Steelers are fags.
In a related news item, the Ravens are now asking the NFL not to schedule any games with the Steelers in the morning, afternoon, early evening, or any day that ends in the letter “y” since they’ve already wussed out on the night games.
what am i gonna do Seth? I’m going to lay down!