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By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:01:51 +0000

Can they put Ben Rongrastname on the cover using the picture of him lodged head first in the windshield of that nice old lady’s buick? Or at least the one of the cops trying to peel him off the front of the car.

By: DennyCuse

DennyCuse — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 04:02:08 +0000

+1 G.G.

By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance

Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 03:35:24 +0000

Why not roll with Marmalard banging Neckbeard on the cover?

By: thebowman

thebowman — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 03:34:25 +0000

as long as tarvaris is fast, hes going to be good in that game. they should just eliminate him and vick and vince forever. no more fast quarterbacks, just leave me with 90+ speed brian moorman.

By: Captain Murphy

Captain Murphy — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 02:05:21 +0000

Tavaris in ’09 was the equivalent of Vick in ’04. We had to specifically enact the “No Vick, No Pats” rule in our college house at the time.

3rd in 5 years sounds almost as good as 3 in 4. Or 4 in the 2000s. NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!

/attempts to suppress Tawmy gene

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:36:07 +0000

3rd in 5 years, actually.

/obnoxious Stillers fan

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:26:05 +0000

Yes, if the madden curse prevents the steelers from winning their 3rd superbowl in 6 years, the lives of steeler fans will be RUINED!

/puts on jim kelly jersey
/pops in tape of superbowl XXV
/prays field goal will go in this time
/cries self to sleep

By: G.G.

G.G. — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:15:15 +0000

Nice one, Rick. Remind me to high five you tomorrow in homeroom.

By: Rick Muscles

Rick Muscles — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:26:45 +0000

maybe it’ll be Big Ben’s sister sucking my dick.

By: senor mullet

senor mullet — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 22:18:32 +0000

more like bernard pollard hit stick function engaged