EA SPORTS TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE. Via the Arizona Republic, your rumored Yearly Roster UpdateMadden ’10 cover boys are the long-tressed duo of Fitty and Troy Polamalu. Chris Littman of First Cuts is still guessing Roethlisberger, which would require it to be a first-person shooter with Choco Taco power-ups (I’d play it!), so either way I’m boned. [Shutdown Corner]