EA SPORTS TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE. Via the Arizona Republic, your rumored Yearly Roster UpdateMadden ‘10 cover boys are the long-tressed duo of Fitty and Troy Polamalu. Chris Littman of First Cuts is still guessing Roethlisberger, which would require it to be a first-person shooter with Choco Taco power-ups (I’d play it!), so either way I’m boned. [Shutdown Corner]
Tags: Homerism, if Tarvaris is good in this game again i'm not touching it, quick hits, rongrastname, Ryan Clark hit stick function engaged
April 8th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Shut up, faggot Steeler fan
April 8th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
HARF HARF
April 8th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Ryan Clark hit stick function engaged – sorry Ape that function has been removed from the ‘10 version.
April 8th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
As you read this, The Chinese Steerers Fan is in an EA factory assembling this game (or a pirated version) at gunpoint.
Good Niews!
April 8th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Hines Ward’s head on a stick would just be perfect.
April 8th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
oh crap.
April 8th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Kinda lacist – but not rearry
April 8th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
They put Rally Fitzgelard on covel and not numbel one smiretime smaltest leceivel with Rongrastname or Poramaru? How about whore Steerel team on covel? No smire. I lun frea frickel, but lecieve no joy flom it. I watch Ben Rongrastname eat dericious Choco Taco and leceive anothel head injuly aftel banging head against rockel to arreviate blainfleeze, but take no sorace in it. I see Poramaru wealing “Malmarald Levenge/Coach-Kirring Toul” t-shilt given to him by Manumareuna, and cannot appleciate the ilony…no smire. No smire rongtime.
Oh? Kolean balbecue fol dinnel? Ok. Me smirre. Kolean balbecue much bettel than Saint Rouis or Southeln style.
/Fuck, Ape, how do you type those posts? I think I broke two fingers and can no longer speak the English language, and all I knocked out was a paragraph and a sentence about Korean Barbecue. Sheesh.
//Had to retype part of my /post, as I was still transposing l’s and r’s.
///Rittel Bit Lacist
April 8th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Pre-emptive sorry if I have a double-post…my f’ing browser isn’t refreshing properly.
April 8th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
more like bernard pollard hit stick function engaged
April 8th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
maybe it’ll be Big Ben’s sister sucking my dick.
April 8th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Nice one, Rick. Remind me to high five you tomorrow in homeroom.
April 8th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Yes, if the madden curse prevents the steelers from winning their 3rd superbowl in 6 years, the lives of steeler fans will be RUINED!
/puts on jim kelly jersey
/pops in tape of superbowl XXV
/prays field goal will go in this time
/cries self to sleep
April 8th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
3rd in 5 years, actually.
/obnoxious Stillers fan
April 8th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Tavaris in ‘09 was the equivalent of Vick in ‘04. We had to specifically enact the “No Vick, No Pats” rule in our college house at the time.
3rd in 5 years sounds almost as good as 3 in 4. Or 4 in the 2000s. NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!
/attempts to suppress Tawmy gene
April 8th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
as long as tarvaris is fast, hes going to be good in that game. they should just eliminate him and vick and vince forever. no more fast quarterbacks, just leave me with 90+ speed brian moorman.
April 8th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Why not roll with Marmalard banging Neckbeard on the cover?
April 9th, 2009 at 12:02 am
+1 G.G.
April 9th, 2009 at 10:01 am
Can they put Ben Rongrastname on the cover using the picture of him lodged head first in the windshield of that nice old lady’s buick? Or at least the one of the cops trying to peel him off the front of the car.