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By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 12:47:18 +0000

HA! Kentucky has something to protect…. good one

Uh…Fort Knox?

By: Ryno

Ryno — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 12:33:37 +0000

Dear god I hope the Bengals release a Rap album.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 10:50:51 +0000

I used a sentence fragment! WRITER STATUS REVOKED!

By: Kimbo Gash

Kimbo Gash — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 08:55:37 +0000

Is Rae Carruth eligible for work release yet?

By: Boo

Boo — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 04:08:33 +0000

No one cares that the 3rd sentence makes no grammatical sense? Fuckin a, Ape, you *used* to be a real writer…

By: Kyle Orton's out of work mach3

Kyle Orton's out of work mach3 — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 02:40:01 +0000

What are they taking over the reigns as most picked up washed ex bears behind the vikings?

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 01:32:13 +0000

Why go the pussy route Cinci? Man up and sign Plaxico BEFORE he does time. Nothing says hard core gangsta like having a starter in jail for bustin a cap in a nightclub. He’s so bad ass, Plax shot HIMSELF!!

And btw, OJ could use the extra cash if you need a coach.

By: Rob in WI

Rob in WI — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 01:13:53 +0000

So… this is a signing just in case they need to make a jail break, right? Somebody has to bring the heavy artillary.

By: The Pirate Sloth

The Pirate Sloth — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 00:33:05 +0000

That sure don’t look like NWA… wtf

By: Reggie Bush's Pimp

Reggie Bush's Pimp — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 00:05:37 +0000

Tank Johnson. A Bengal.

Yeah, makes perfect sense.

/not a joke