FORGET CAR BOAT (THE BOAT WITH CARS!), THE BUNGLES GOT A TANK. Cincy must have heeded Ocho Cinco’s advice that the team should return to its felonious ways of the mid-decade salad days, because the team just signed Tank Johnson. This a few weeks about entertaining horse collarin’ Roy Williams. Because castoffs from a spectacularly failed Dallas team are the first ingredient for any franchise looking to rebound.

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1. Mo Charlo Says:
   April 7th, 2009 at 6:31 pm

   Can we call this period of Cowboys history “the Whitening?”

2. Leigh Says:
   April 7th, 2009 at 6:33 pm

   Just what the Bengals need: more arrests.

3. Deux Deux Deux Says:
   April 7th, 2009 at 6:33 pm

   I have high hopes for this.

   /but I don’t care about the Bengals at all.

4. Rick Muscles Says:
   April 7th, 2009 at 7:07 pm

   Kentucky is building a fence to protect their borders. Everyone in Louisville has to carry an AK 47 and they city is investing in armored vehicles.

5. Brian Giles' staircase Says:
   April 7th, 2009 at 7:12 pm

   HA! Kentucky has something to protect…. good one

6. McDonalds Playland Baron Says:
   April 7th, 2009 at 7:36 pm

   holdon holdon holdon….

   Frostee Rucker?

7. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:
   April 7th, 2009 at 8:05 pm

   Tank Johnson. A Bengal.

   Yeah, makes perfect sense.

   /not a joke

8. The Pirate Sloth Says:
   April 7th, 2009 at 8:33 pm

   That sure don’t look like NWA… wtf

9. Rob in WI Says:
   April 7th, 2009 at 9:13 pm

   So… this is a signing just in case they need to make a jail break, right? Somebody has to bring the heavy artillary.

10. Animal Mother Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    Why go the pussy route Cinci? Man up and sign Plaxico BEFORE he does time. Nothing says hard core gangsta like having a starter in jail for bustin a cap in a nightclub. He’s so bad ass, Plax shot HIMSELF!!

    And btw, OJ could use the extra cash if you need a coach.

11. Kyle Orton's out of work mach3 Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    What are they taking over the reigns as most picked up washed ex bears behind the vikings?

12. Boo Says:
    April 8th, 2009 at 12:08 am

    No one cares that the 3rd sentence makes no grammatical sense? Fuckin a, Ape, you *used* to be a real writer…

13. Kimbo Gash Says:
    April 8th, 2009 at 4:55 am

    Is Rae Carruth eligible for work release yet?

14. Christmas Ape Says:
    April 8th, 2009 at 6:50 am

    I used a sentence fragment! WRITER STATUS REVOKED!

15. Ryno Says:
    April 8th, 2009 at 8:33 am

    Dear god I hope the Bengals release a Rap album.

16. Unsilent Majority Says:
    April 8th, 2009 at 8:47 am

    HA! Kentucky has something to protect…. good one

    Uh…Fort Knox?

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