FORGET CAR BOAT (THE BOAT WITH CARS!), THE BUNGLES GOT A TANK. Cincy must have heeded Ocho Cinco’s advice that the team should return to its felonious ways of the mid-decade salad days, because the team just signed Tank Johnson. This a few weeks about entertaining horse collarin’ Roy Williams. Because castoffs from a spectacularly failed Dallas team are the first ingredient for any franchise looking to rebound.
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HA! Kentucky has something to protect…. good one
Uh…Fort Knox?
Dear god I hope the Bengals release a Rap album.
I used a sentence fragment! WRITER STATUS REVOKED!
Is Rae Carruth eligible for work release yet?
No one cares that the 3rd sentence makes no grammatical sense? Fuckin a, Ape, you *used* to be a real writer…
What are they taking over the reigns as most picked up washed ex bears behind the vikings?
Why go the pussy route Cinci? Man up and sign Plaxico BEFORE he does time. Nothing says hard core gangsta like having a starter in jail for bustin a cap in a nightclub. He’s so bad ass, Plax shot HIMSELF!!
And btw, OJ could use the extra cash if you need a coach.
So… this is a signing just in case they need to make a jail break, right? Somebody has to bring the heavy artillary.
That sure don’t look like NWA… wtf
Tank Johnson. A Bengal.
Yeah, makes perfect sense.
/not a joke
holdon holdon holdon….
Frostee Rucker?
HA! Kentucky has something to protect…. good one
Kentucky is building a fence to protect their borders. Everyone in Louisville has to carry an AK 47 and they city is investing in armored vehicles.
I have high hopes for this.
/but I don’t care about the Bengals at all.
Just what the Bengals need: more arrests.
Can we call this period of Cowboys history “the Whitening?”