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By: Nate Newton's van

Nate Newton's van — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:55:05 +0000

Fat white guy: “His balls swelled up like this.”

Soldier: “Oh this guy! He exaggerates.”

Grimey — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:48:43 +0000

That picture made me instantly like Kellen Winslow. Seriously.

LaFavre's Next Retirement — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:48:17 +0000

Why does that army guy have a pocketbook?

Punch Rockgroin — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:43:51 +0000

Which one is the straight man?

Otto Man — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:29:46 +0000

you see ‘pederast,’ I see ‘editor, Deadspin.com.’

Either way, Andy Sandberg has the ability to capture the douchy-nerd vibe.

BlahPunked — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:26:24 +0000

“The extra 100k is why you hire a Drew Rosenhaus”

Now that’s just a great tag…

tbone — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:16:32 +0000

He won’t shoot himself….Soldiers from the U know how to handle a gun

BigRedEd — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:16:11 +0000

Vin Diesel and Weird Al press conference to announce their remake of “Abbott and Costello vs The Mummy.”

BigRedEd — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:12:49 +0000

Over/Under on when Jr. Shoots himself in the leg= 4 months.
Bonus points if the club is Mons Venus.

Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:11:08 +0000

This is not a good thing for Jerramy Stevens’ booze, rape, and lawyer fund.