Soldier of Fortune Kellen Winslow Jr. must have really impressed the Bucs brass during his tour of the facilities because Glazer and company have already rewarded their new tight end with a record-setting contract. The six year deal is worth $36.1 million with an impressive sum of 20.1 million in guaranteed cash. That should be more than enough capital to get his odd couple pilot in the can. [NFL]
Tags: kellen winslow, lots of money, quick hits, Tampa Bay Bucs, The extra 100k is why you hire a Drew Rosenhaus
April 7th, 2009 at 9:16 am
What are the odds that guy has registered under Megan’s Law?
I’m not saying he’s definitely a pederast, but that mustache points to yes.
April 7th, 2009 at 9:25 am
you see ‘pederast,’ I see ‘editor, Deadspin.com.’
April 7th, 2009 at 9:39 am
Okay sure, at first glance $20.1 million guaranteed for a TE seems high, but the Bucs are obviously factoring in the natural improvement that comes from Winslow being staph infection free for the first time in his career.
April 7th, 2009 at 9:56 am
OO-RAH!
April 7th, 2009 at 9:59 am
I’m a mother-fuckin solja!!!!
April 7th, 2009 at 10:11 am
This is not a good thing for Jerramy Stevens’ booze, rape, and lawyer fund.
April 7th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Over/Under on when Jr. Shoots himself in the leg= 4 months.
Bonus points if the club is Mons Venus.
April 7th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Vin Diesel and Weird Al press conference to announce their remake of “Abbott and Costello vs The Mummy.”
April 7th, 2009 at 10:16 am
He won’t shoot himself….Soldiers from the U know how to handle a gun
April 7th, 2009 at 10:26 am
“The extra 100k is why you hire a Drew Rosenhaus”
Now that’s just a great tag…
April 7th, 2009 at 10:29 am
you see ‘pederast,’ I see ‘editor, Deadspin.com.’
Either way, Andy Sandberg has the ability to capture the douchy-nerd vibe.
April 7th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Which one is the straight man?
April 7th, 2009 at 10:48 am
Why does that army guy have a pocketbook?
April 7th, 2009 at 10:48 am
That picture made me instantly like Kellen Winslow. Seriously.
April 7th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Fat white guy: “His balls swelled up like this.”
Soldier: “Oh this guy! He exaggerates.”