Soldier of Fortune Kellen Winslow Jr. must have really impressed the Bucs brass during his tour of the facilities because Glazer and company have already rewarded their new tight end with a record-setting contract. The six year deal is worth $36.1 million with an impressive sum of 20.1 million in guaranteed cash. That should be more than enough capital to get his odd couple pilot in the can. [NFL]
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Fat white guy: “His balls swelled up like this.”
Soldier: “Oh this guy! He exaggerates.”
That picture made me instantly like Kellen Winslow. Seriously.
Why does that army guy have a pocketbook?
Which one is the straight man?
you see ‘pederast,’ I see ‘editor, Deadspin.com.’
Either way, Andy Sandberg has the ability to capture the douchy-nerd vibe.
“The extra 100k is why you hire a Drew Rosenhaus”
Now that’s just a great tag…
He won’t shoot himself….Soldiers from the U know how to handle a gun
Vin Diesel and Weird Al press conference to announce their remake of “Abbott and Costello vs The Mummy.”
Over/Under on when Jr. Shoots himself in the leg= 4 months.
Bonus points if the club is Mons Venus.
This is not a good thing for Jerramy Stevens’ booze, rape, and lawyer fund.
I’m a mother-fuckin solja!!!!
OO-RAH!
Okay sure, at first glance $20.1 million guaranteed for a TE seems high, but the Bucs are obviously factoring in the natural improvement that comes from Winslow being staph infection free for the first time in his career.
you see ‘pederast,’ I see ‘editor, Deadspin.com.’
What are the odds that guy has registered under Megan’s Law?
I’m not saying he’s definitely a pederast, but that mustache points to yes.