Five Layers of Blackwater Protection. TMZ reports that a Costa Rican photog claims to have been shot at by security working at the Giseleboat nuptials. Poor guy. He’s got a cardboard window! Clearly this is a policy other franchises must adopt vis-a-vis Patriots team videographers.
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Plaxico really wants to be a Patriot.
He’d do well to set more realistic goals like maybe getting a top bunk or a gig in the laundry.
Plaxico really wants to be a Patriot.
I would totally buy Call of Duty: Costa Rica!
It wasn’t security, it was Big Ben and BEEF MOE playing Call of Duty Costa Rica!
NATNATNATNATNATNATNATNAT!
Did you know every time a pedestrian dies in Costa Rica they paint an angel on the street? When I went to visit my brother, I thought “oh how cute” then he told me what they were for. Also, the number of armed home invasions increases every year, so an unemployed local can pick up extra money by being a security guard for a block of homes…and even more money by tipping off crooks as to when people aren’t home and what expensive shit is in the house. Also, there are cigarette stores and gun sellers inside the malls. The local beer sucks but the street vendor tacos are good assuming they actually contained beef and not lost tourists.
Anyway, the Brady wedding has apparently brought hundreds of dollars streaming into the local economy. (I’m sure wherever the party was, it was foreign owned.)
Will McDaniels be willing to do this for Orton?
LOL @ Gino!!
They really should beef up security for the third ceremony.
Ditto what Foxxy Brown said.
Was this in Brazil? If that was the case this does not surprise me. You don’t fuck around in Brazil. Try to snap pics of her at the weddin? You get shot at.
please god, let bellichek’s bullet-riddled corpse be in the back seat