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By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 19:41:32 +0000

Three and a half years minimum (the judge has no discretion) upon conviction. NY has some of the most restrictive gun laws in the country.

By: Foxxy Brown

Foxxy Brown — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 17:48:35 +0000

NYers — somebody told me there’s a mandatory minimum jail sentence for illegal handgun possession in NY. true?

By: Flacco is my Safe Word

Flacco is my Safe Word — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 15:55:37 +0000

You guys have apparently missed the biggest free agent news of the weekend: KYLE BOLLER has a job! Apparently the Rams have signed him to back-up Bulger, which means he’s a lock to have to start at least 2-3 games this season

By: miamidiesel

miamidiesel — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 22:40:22 +0000

As a Giants fan, I’m happier than a pig in shit that this jackass finally got cut. Yeah yeah G-Men wouldn’t have won the Super Bowl without him last year, he’s a unique combination of size and speed, etc., but this fucker can’t seem to avoid trouble, and he’s shown questionable commitment to the team time and time again (basically every season except for 2007, when he staved off his own idiocy to help the Giants win the championship). Giants got enough draft picks to make something good happen – don’t know if they can trade up to have a shot at Crabtree, but certainly they could have a shot at guys like Maclin and Heyward-Bey, and even if they stay put they could get Kenny Britt or Patrick Turner. And I don’t think we’ve heard the last of possibly trading for Braylon Edwards (though I don’t think he’s all that great of a solution either given his drops and his off-the-field love for attention). Giants are infinitely better off today than they were before cutting this dipshit…

/realizes this is not a Giants message board
//dick joke

By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance

Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 19:47:46 +0000

If he ends up in Cincy all of a sudden Ocho Cinco will be the most responsible WR on the roster with Plax and Chris Henry. Let that sink in for a minute.

By: James McDonagh

James McDonagh — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 19:11:42 +0000

Motherfucker better go to jail now that we’re getting nothing for him. Jerry Reese couldn’t find some dumb sap to take him for a 3rd round pick? The only positive result I see for Giants fans out of all of this is if Plax gets picked by the Eagles and goes all TO on them. Now that I think of it, pleasepleaseplease let him go to the Eagles!

By: poop

poop — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 19:09:20 +0000

He’ll play this year unless he goes to prison, which seems unlikely at this point. It’s not like he hurt anybody else.

By: P. Ken Sebben

P. Ken Sebben — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 18:54:37 +0000

Ha ha HA, dangly parts.

By: Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits

Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 15:58:00 +0000

Ape’s already predicting Plax to the Bears

This was my first thought upon hearing the news as well. If he accidentally shoots Cutler in the face, all the better.

By: Bubby Brister's Mop

Bubby Brister's Mop — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 09:02:10 +0000

C’mon, we all know Herr Goodell is not letting Plax (or Vick) play this year. He hands out 3 game suspensions for DUIs, for crying out loud. Rape stands and love guns have to be 1 year minimum or there will be anarchy.