BREAKING: PLAX GOT CUT! By the New York Giants, not by the unsheathed knife he keeps tucked in his pants, precariously close to his dangling bits. Ape’s already predicting Plax to the Bears, but something tells me Dan Snyder will be damned if he’s going to lose out on an available headcase to those guys twice in one week. [Sportsline]
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