Tags: Do Not Want (unless he gets off), I hate to bury Sexy Friday, new york giants, Plaxico Burress
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April 3rd, 2009 at 4:05 pm
If he gets off, Redskin nation will approve, but he is not getting off so no thanks….
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:15 pm
“Plax is a good man, he shouldn’t go to jail for a simple mistake.”
*Plax gets released*
“Plax is evil! I hope he rots in jail forever!”
I love being a biased Giants fan.
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Do Not Want(unless he gets off) what a tag! That’s what she said! Zing!
Seriously though, he’ll be a Raider, Cowboy or Redskin. Daniel Snyder just creamed his pants. He’ll still offer a 1st rounder to the Ginas for him even though he’s a free agent.
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Whichever team that takes him better include a proper holster and trigger lock in the deal.
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Anyone who wears their baseball cap crooked and ISN’T a complete douchebag: stand up. Thought so.
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:43 pm
“Ape’s already predicting Plax to the Bears” – So, Ape when do you expect the Jets to sign him.
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:44 pm
It’s also a Yankees cap. Where do you buy those crooked hats, anyway? Are they custom made?
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Raiders + Plax. A match made in heaven.
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:46 pm
@ Gino
They make them at the same factory where left-handed footballs are produced.
April 3rd, 2009 at 6:26 pm
RAIDERS + Plax? Are you kidding? That man’s a Bengal if I’s ever seen one.
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:36 pm
HAY TALL RECEIVER!
/Rongstanamed
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Looking over your shoulder for the ball>Looking over your shoulder in the showers. Zero chance he plays this year.
April 4th, 2009 at 5:02 am
C’mon, we all know Herr Goodell is not letting Plax (or Vick) play this year. He hands out 3 game suspensions for DUIs, for crying out loud. Rape stands and love guns have to be 1 year minimum or there will be anarchy.
April 4th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Ape’s already predicting Plax to the Bears
This was my first thought upon hearing the news as well. If he accidentally shoots Cutler in the face, all the better.
April 4th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Ha ha HA, dangly parts.
April 4th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
He’ll play this year unless he goes to prison, which seems unlikely at this point. It’s not like he hurt anybody else.
April 4th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Motherfucker better go to jail now that we’re getting nothing for him. Jerry Reese couldn’t find some dumb sap to take him for a 3rd round pick? The only positive result I see for Giants fans out of all of this is if Plax gets picked by the Eagles and goes all TO on them. Now that I think of it, pleasepleaseplease let him go to the Eagles!
April 4th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
If he ends up in Cincy all of a sudden Ocho Cinco will be the most responsible WR on the roster with Plax and Chris Henry. Let that sink in for a minute.
April 4th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
As a Giants fan, I’m happier than a pig in shit that this jackass finally got cut. Yeah yeah G-Men wouldn’t have won the Super Bowl without him last year, he’s a unique combination of size and speed, etc., but this fucker can’t seem to avoid trouble, and he’s shown questionable commitment to the team time and time again (basically every season except for 2007, when he staved off his own idiocy to help the Giants win the championship). Giants got enough draft picks to make something good happen – don’t know if they can trade up to have a shot at Crabtree, but certainly they could have a shot at guys like Maclin and Heyward-Bey, and even if they stay put they could get Kenny Britt or Patrick Turner. And I don’t think we’ve heard the last of possibly trading for Braylon Edwards (though I don’t think he’s all that great of a solution either given his drops and his off-the-field love for attention). Giants are infinitely better off today than they were before cutting this dipshit…
/realizes this is not a Giants message board
//dick joke
April 5th, 2009 at 11:55 am
You guys have apparently missed the biggest free agent news of the weekend: KYLE BOLLER has a job! Apparently the Rams have signed him to back-up Bulger, which means he’s a lock to have to start at least 2-3 games this season
April 5th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
NYers — somebody told me there’s a mandatory minimum jail sentence for illegal handgun possession in NY. true?
April 5th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Three and a half years minimum (the judge has no discretion) upon conviction. NY has some of the most restrictive gun laws in the country.