Cutler Traded To Dallas For Romo: Jay Glazer just reported it, according to KFFL. Denver also surrendered a third rounder. Great googly moogly. BUT I THOUGHT ROMO WAS A STAR! I haven’t been rendered this speechless since I found out earlier this week that Bobby Hebert has a son named T-Bob. Really? T-Bob? It’s as if he let his kid be named by a focus group consisting of nothing but SportsCenter anchors. Much more in this insanity later on.
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We don’t need Cutler… the Esks have the great Ricky ‘Frito’ Ray.
Actually Jay C. will play for Edmonton Eskimos CFL for life
Otto already kind of beat me to it.
Did you hear that the Broncos are trading Jay Cutler for an unmotivated chimp with a bionic arm?
You mean like Tony Romo?
I admit, for a second I was like “NO FUCKING WAY!”
Then I remembered what really irritating day it was…
Did Ed Werder break this story?
I had just gotten done putting my head in a noose before I realized it was April Fool’s day.
As a Cowboy’s fan, Romo must win a playoff game for him to not be dead to me.
seriously though, cutler has “J-E-T-S JETSJETSJETS” written all over his mopey face.
as a Cowboys fan, I kinda wish this were true
Nah, there’s no way the Panthers would get rid of Delhomme.
+1 Otto.
If I had read this at 8 AM and not 1 in the afternoon you might have gotten me. All April Fools jokes are pretty moot once people are awake enough to realize what day it is… so I respect you guys getting at it with an early post.
Although I didn’t believe this for a second, it does make me wish that this could happen. As a Cowboys fan, I know, I know, fuck off, I wouldn’t be sad to see Romo go.
does Bubby Brister have a kid?
No, we never actually conceived. That asshole always pulled out on my back and then exclaimed, “I don’t mop up for anybody.”
I miss him every day. :(
does Bubby Brister have a kid?
Okay, the T-Bob thing isn’t a joke. But, you gotta understand things about us down here. T-Bob is short for Petit Bob (Little Bob) – get it? Least they don’t call him Junior.
My parents had a dog named T-chien. (Petit chien – little dog)
True story.
Elway is a homo.
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Oh wait, it is April Fools. Whew.
I thought the gays were above this kind of tripe
the receptionist in my building thinks shes so funny, she just paged all staff to dial extension 4109 (non-existent extension).
see what she did there?
Did you hear that the Broncos are trading Jay Cutler for an unmotivated chimp with a bionic arm?
Nah, there’s no way the Panthers would get rid of Delhomme.
APRIL FOOLS, BDD!
April Fool’s Jokes have to be somewhat believable. Like say…Did you hear that the Broncos are trading Jay Cutler for an unmotivated chimp with a bionic arm?
See….believable.
dammit. I’m such a gull.
Jeff Garcia named his kid T-Bag.
why not go all the way and name your kid t-bone?
koko the monkey would be even better.
I see what you did there, KSK.
What sucks is this being April Fools. This is probably our best option after McDaniels fucknutted the situation.
April Fools aside, I’d take getting Romo–playoff collapsitude aside–over whatever the Broncos end up with for Cutlerfucker.
Jizz.
More interceptions and half the moxy. You damn dung done a fine piece of trading there, Double JJ.
That tag sucks Drew…T-Bone is a fine name damnit
That anyone believes anything on April 1st makes me sad for America.
You think Cutler looks sane in that picture?
I have a calender, too and it didn’t help me. Nice one, Drew.
/Nope, not awake yet
Who put sugar in the salt-shaker, shitheads?
I’ve got a calendar, shithead.
Today blows.
I called my friend to tell him, and almost got to the second ring before I realized what today was.
Putting the draft pick made it seem less of an April Fool’s joke, but nice try.
That you choose the picture where Cutler looks sane, was did it for me…
Dallas or Denver. Dallas or Denver. Wow! This nasty fetish tourney is getting down to the foulest of the foul. Which one is the higher seed?
Chris Mortensen is already writing it. And by writing it, I mean copying Drew’s paragraph and pasting it into Word.
how long until espn runs this story as fact?
Good one! I immediately scoured the NFL site.
Does Cutler get Jessica or does she go to Denver too? Good April Fools by the way.
Jessica Simpson will probably dump Tony for Jay. She loves the way he sulks………and she loves funnel cakes – a diabetic’s wet dream.
Good April Fool’s Jokes are believable.
WOOHOO! April Fools sucks dick!
Either this is an April Fools’ Day joke, or Jerry Jones really is crazy. I’m leaning towards “crazy.”
This trade is going to blow up in Jerry Jones’ face, just like that one time when Bart put Homer’s beer in the paint can shaker.