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I guess being a pet turtle is like being in prison- after all, he raped a men’s shoe.
Fear the turtle indeed.
Whatever happened to Lonny Baxter?
no kill kill kill?
Common theme with people who go to U. of Maryland is that for some reason they all think they’re interesting and the sun rises and sets out of the arses. It’s really just an ordinary school but oh well, reality isn’t a forte of many schools.
Hmm…that turtle sounds like me when I’m orgasming. Except his penis is much larger.
Video was 1:30 too long
God the off-season sucks.
Hahahahhahaa I like it. A little turtle, getting off on a shoe. Thank you Ape. This is funnier than all the other turtles I saw today.
Anyone else a tad concerned about what else might be happening in the house where this was filmed?
/never gonna look at anything adidas the same way
That shoe was TOTALLY asking for it!
This video needs this song [www.youtube.com]
based on the color scheme of the shoe, the turtle’s favorite band has to be missing persons.
1:57 I’ll never get back
/feeling very dirty //shaking head askng why did I just watch this ///so will the turtle call the shoe in the morning and is the shoe used in a walk of shame?
That little “ehhhh” squeal it keeps making pushes this vid from ‘entertaining’ to ‘horrifying.’ That sound is gonna haunt my dreams.
Middle of the night. “Eh! …. Eh! ….” And each time, it sounds just a little closer.
I had a great post at work but when I got home and saw the video..Pretty much speechless. To be continued…
Juan Dixon could play
Speaking of reminders, whatever happened to the weekly “Michael Irvin is an attempted murderer” PSA?
Speaking of reminders, whatever happened to the weekly “Michael Irvin is an attempted murderer” PSA? Oops…forgot to say great post! Looking forward to your next one.
I am seeing a pattern here. The great bambi got cloned like I did yesterday. What is the world coming to? Next thing you know Drew will be the only “normal” person left alive, along with his pet dog and they will hole up in NYC and save the world from these dretched clones.
/er maybe not.
that looks like a russian tortoise, and i do believe that is actually its tail and not its penis.
Oh, and who was in the background, away from the scene, talking on the phone and ignoring this pillaging turtle? Inquiring minds…
I miss football.
You’re just a dirty turtle hooker!! Why don’t you just go back to your home on shoe island!!
Does the shoe finish up? Or is it a depressing spitter?
/world will never know
Didn’t the Terps make the NCAA Tournament? I wonder if they’ll run into Georgetow…ooooh…well, maybe Penn Sta…hmmmm…well, how about Florid…
Sometimes I feel with the ever changing flow of technology and world that we live in today that this world has come to a new low… We rely to much on technology and without the insurance of health, where can we possible go from here? Who is to say… but anyways great post. health
Keep up the good work!
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