Your Daily Reminder That Shawne Merriman Was a Terp
Send in Your Football/Sex Mailbag Questions or This Turtle Will Rape Your Shoe. And believe me, Lil’ Lights Out has been practicing on RapeLay. That shoe’s gonna be too scared to testify.
Tags: awful rapey, Gary Williams couldn't recruit him either, has more fight than the Terps, the KSK football sex advice mailbag, The shoe is a metaphor, xmas ape
March 10th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
I guess being a pet turtle is like being in prison- after all, he raped a men’s shoe.
March 10th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
i came.
March 10th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Fear the turtle indeed.
March 10th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Whatever happened to Lonny Baxter?
March 10th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
no kill kill kill?
/sad piratesloth
March 10th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Common theme with people who go to U. of Maryland is that for some reason they all think they’re interesting and the sun rises and sets out of the arses. It’s really just an ordinary school but oh well, reality isn’t a forte of many schools.
March 10th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Hmm…that turtle sounds like me when I’m orgasming. Except his penis is much larger.
March 10th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Video was 1:30 too long
March 10th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
God the off-season sucks.
March 10th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Hahahahhahaa I like it. A little turtle, getting off on a shoe. Thank you Ape. This is funnier than all the other turtles I saw today.
March 10th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Anyone else a tad concerned about what else might be happening in the house where this was filmed?
/never gonna look at anything adidas the same way
March 10th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
That shoe was TOTALLY asking for it!
March 10th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
This video needs this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-UACM_8q_Q
March 10th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
based on the color scheme of the shoe, the turtle’s favorite band has to be missing persons.
March 10th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
1:57 I’ll never get back
/feeling very dirty
//shaking head askng why did I just watch this
///so will the turtle call the shoe in the morning and is the shoe used in a walk of shame?
March 10th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
That little “ehhhh” squeal it keeps making pushes this vid from ‘entertaining’ to ‘horrifying.’ That sound is gonna haunt my dreams.
Middle of the night. “Eh! …. Eh! ….” And each time, it sounds just a little closer.
March 11th, 2009 at 12:50 am
I had a great post at work but when I got home and saw the video..Pretty much speechless. To be continued…
March 11th, 2009 at 3:08 am
Juan Dixon could play
March 11th, 2009 at 3:09 am
Speaking of reminders, whatever happened to the weekly “Michael Irvin is an attempted murderer” PSA?
March 11th, 2009 at 6:53 am
Speaking of reminders, whatever happened to the weekly “Michael Irvin is an attempted murderer” PSA?
Oops…forgot to say great post! Looking forward to your next one.
March 11th, 2009 at 7:02 am
I am seeing a pattern here. The great bambi got cloned like I did yesterday. What is the world coming to? Next thing you know Drew will be the only “normal” person left alive, along with his pet dog and they will hole up in NYC and save the world from these dretched clones.
/er maybe not.
March 11th, 2009 at 7:04 am
that looks like a russian tortoise, and i do believe that is actually its tail and not its penis.
March 11th, 2009 at 7:25 am
Oh, and who was in the background, away from the scene, talking on the phone and ignoring this pillaging turtle? Inquiring minds…
March 11th, 2009 at 7:41 am
I miss football.
March 11th, 2009 at 8:09 am
You’re just a dirty turtle hooker!! Why don’t you just go back to your home on shoe island!!
March 11th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Does the shoe finish up? Or is it a depressing spitter?
/world will never know
March 11th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
RapeLay. Wow.
March 17th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Didn’t the Terps make the NCAA Tournament? I wonder if they’ll run into Georgetow…ooooh…well, maybe Penn Sta…hmmmm…well, how about Florid…