Send in Your Football/Sex Mailbag Questions or This Turtle Will Rape Your Shoe. And believe me, Lil’ Lights Out has been practicing on RapeLay. That shoe’s gonna be too scared to testify.
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Send in Your Football/Sex Mailbag Questions or This Turtle Will Rape Your Shoe. And believe me, Lil’ Lights Out has been practicing on RapeLay. That shoe’s gonna be too scared to testify.
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Keep up the good work!
Sometimes I feel with the ever changing flow of technology and world that we live in today that this world has come to a new low… We rely to much on technology and without the insurance of health, where can we possible go from here? Who is to say… but anyways great post. health
Didn’t the Terps make the NCAA Tournament? I wonder if they’ll run into Georgetow…ooooh…well, maybe Penn Sta…hmmmm…well, how about Florid…
RapeLay. Wow.
Does the shoe finish up? Or is it a depressing spitter?
/world will never know
You’re just a dirty turtle hooker!! Why don’t you just go back to your home on shoe island!!
I miss football.
Oh, and who was in the background, away from the scene, talking on the phone and ignoring this pillaging turtle? Inquiring minds…
that looks like a russian tortoise, and i do believe that is actually its tail and not its penis.
I am seeing a pattern here. The great bambi got cloned like I did yesterday. What is the world coming to? Next thing you know Drew will be the only “normal” person left alive, along with his pet dog and they will hole up in NYC and save the world from these dretched clones.
/er maybe not.
Speaking of reminders, whatever happened to the weekly “Michael Irvin is an attempted murderer” PSA?
Oops…forgot to say great post! Looking forward to your next one.
Speaking of reminders, whatever happened to the weekly “Michael Irvin is an attempted murderer” PSA?
Juan Dixon could play
I had a great post at work but when I got home and saw the video..Pretty much speechless. To be continued…
That little “ehhhh” squeal it keeps making pushes this vid from ‘entertaining’ to ‘horrifying.’ That sound is gonna haunt my dreams.
Middle of the night. “Eh! …. Eh! ….” And each time, it sounds just a little closer.
1:57 I’ll never get back
/feeling very dirty
//shaking head askng why did I just watch this
///so will the turtle call the shoe in the morning and is the shoe used in a walk of shame?
based on the color scheme of the shoe, the turtle’s favorite band has to be missing persons.
This video needs this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-UACM_8q_Q
That shoe was TOTALLY asking for it!
Anyone else a tad concerned about what else might be happening in the house where this was filmed?
/never gonna look at anything adidas the same way
Hahahahhahaa I like it. A little turtle, getting off on a shoe. Thank you Ape. This is funnier than all the other turtles I saw today.
God the off-season sucks.
Video was 1:30 too long
Hmm…that turtle sounds like me when I’m orgasming. Except his penis is much larger.
Common theme with people who go to U. of Maryland is that for some reason they all think they’re interesting and the sun rises and sets out of the arses. It’s really just an ordinary school but oh well, reality isn’t a forte of many schools.
no kill kill kill?
/sad piratesloth
Whatever happened to Lonny Baxter?
Fear the turtle indeed.
i came.
I guess being a pet turtle is like being in prison- after all, he raped a men’s shoe.