Unlike These Magicians, We Reveal Our Secrets

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24 Responses to “Unlike These Magicians, We Reveal Our Secrets”

  1. Slothrop Says:

    So that’s how David Copperfield got Claudia Schiffer.

  2. make it snow Says:

    “I’m not a weirdo” has always been one of my favorite closing lines.

  3. Phil Ken Sebben Says:

    (scribbling down in notebook) Raise….eyebrows….constantly…

  4. LaFavre's Next Retirement Says:

    Underneath every one of those bathing suit bottoms was a jungle of curls.

  5. Animal Mother Says:

    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was………………..getting his girlfriend/wife to give him anal.

  6. dAndy Says:

    @ L’sNR – You referring to spider legs there?

  7. Boatdrinks Says:

    A hot 80’s ass is now a droopy 2009 ass. Thanks for the image Maj!

  8. El Duke Says:

    Who stole this from Elisha’s VHS collection? How’s he gonna remember to pull tail on the road now?

  9. Charlie Sweatpants Says:

    “Remember while you’re performing to stay totally focused on the trick.” – Do you think he got that advice from the women he’s paying to be seen in that commercial?

    Flirting with Magic, that had not occurred to us Dude.

  10. LaFavre's Next Retirement Says:

    Big hair and big bushes.

  11. Sage Rosencopter Says:

    I think that dude towards the end had a black mustache and blond hair. I miss the 80’s

  12. Rick Muscles Says:

    I bet Nicky Sixx’s cum is still dripping from those whore’s pussies.

  13. miamidiesel Says:

    @L’sNR – just another reason the 80’s were awesome. HIGH-FIVE!!!

  14. Da Great White Hype Says:

    too bad the kid at the end with the “israel army” hat cant magically make hezbollah’s ICBM’s dissappear.

  15. chops056 Says:

    “i’m not a weirdo” oh no?

  16. DevinHester23 Says:

    Is it me, or does the dude in the still pic remind you of a QB?

  17. The Hammer is My Penis Says:

    This video REALLY needs to be rescored with Europe’s “The Final Countdown”

  18. Unsilent Majority Says:

    Or a young Mark Cuban

  19. MenaceIISboriety Says:

    too…much…flourescent…swimsuits!AAAAAHHHHHHHH
    /retinas seared from skull

  20. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!

  21. DevinHester23 Says:

    A younger Michael Phelps?

  22. Ryan Says:

    Tom chambers

  23. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Mark and/or Brent Price

  24. TEHBLACKPOLARBEAR Says:

    When did Eli Manning get a time machine?

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