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This is Why Tiny Darren Doesn’t Run Up the Gut


Unlucky Pelican Becomes Shamu Snack – Watch more Funny Videos

Last week in Kill Kill Kill Theater, we featured a lovingly filmed example of avian triumph over their fishy feed. Since then, the stupid birds have taken a break from taking down passenger airliners and are flapping around like they own the place. To the point that they stroll casually around the killer whale tank, gleefully unaware that they’ve become bird burger tossed among the aquatic equivalent of Grady Jackson, Casey Hampton and Shaun Rogers.

Let this be a lesson, birds. There’s a reason why you had three of the four final NFL teams alive this year and came up empty.

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12 Responses to “This is Why Tiny Darren Doesn’t Run Up the Gut”

  1. Otto Man Says:
    March 3rd, 2009 at 10:02 am

    It was death by Shamu, or death by acting like a Flintstones cement mixer. “It’s a living!”

  2. dude Says:
    March 3rd, 2009 at 10:07 am

    this is a stupid ass video

  3. Upstate Underdog Says:
    March 3rd, 2009 at 10:16 am

    fly pelican fly

    also, Dory was the most annoying character from Finding Nemo

  4. StuScottBooyahs Says:
    March 3rd, 2009 at 10:32 am

    Lot of Finding Nemo fans on this site

  5. Jay Says:
    March 3rd, 2009 at 11:03 am

    That’s because Finding Nemo, like most of Pixar’s productions, was awesome for kids and adults alike.

    Cereal.

  6. Punch Rockgroin Says:
    March 3rd, 2009 at 11:09 am

    It’s a living.

  7. futuremrsrickankiel Says:
    March 3rd, 2009 at 11:15 am

    I feel like the pelican is an unwitting Facebook user casting an innocent friend request to the slumbering but deadly marine (GET IT) mammal that is Matt Ufford.

  8. StuScottBooyahs Says:
    March 3rd, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    What an awkward moment that must’ve been for the trainers in front of all those children.

    “Oh noes! The savagery of nature!”

  9. dAndy Says:
    March 3rd, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    You know the one 14 year old boy that was pissed he got dragged in there with his parents and little sister was loving that shit.

  10. SonOfSpam Says:
    March 3rd, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Dory was totally into tuna.

  11. spanky datass Says:
    March 3rd, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Shite! Was the tourist operating the camera sitting INSIDE THE FUCKIN LOUDSPEAKER? I couldn’t hear myself laugh.

  12. Gern Says:
    March 3rd, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    Is one of those whales gonna fuck somebody or what?

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