This Is Obviously Caitlin’s Fault
03.27.09
Via Busted Coverage comes troubling news that the Philadelphia Eagle cheerleader auditions will only be open to those who have already graduated high school, most likely as a result of the Caitlin Davis saga that went down in New England last season. So now the Eagles will be forced to select this years cheerleaders from a crop of old dried up non-jailbait ass like this.
Oh Ea-Gals, I can’t stay mad at you. Continue after the jump for more from the ongoing pre-audition process. Man, that sounds exhaustive.
All images courtesy of PhiladelphiaEagles.com, check it out for more photos and some video.
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I’ll have two #2s, and a #3. Thanks.
@dAndy: I as well share the love for the alcohol. Just making light of a rough first effort. But hey, no one’s perfect. Am I right?
@Sarcastaholic: oh man. whine whine whine. I’m a bears fan and we went to the super bowl a couple years ago but we sucked. waaaaaaaaaah. for you to even compare your troubles to ours (Lions) is obscene. christ.
Thank God it’s monday. I’m in a serious nasty-fetish-defeciency…
@Sarcastiholic: at least Detroit would have shown up for the Super Bowl. You guys didn’t even try.
/forever grateful for Bad Rex.
@ Rocco: Why is it that you always comment on my love for alcohol? Are YOU my FATHER?
P.S. Thanks for your loving words CVE!
that bullshit Earth Hour was yesterday, which reminded me of Punte’s tirade from last year, one of my favorite things ever written on this site:
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/how-punter-spent-earth-hour-running.html
Same rules as last year, can’t blame it on Caitlin. But still, a nice excuse for some pictures!
I’ve still got my fingers crossed that “Racist Dallas Police Officer Robert Powell” becomes a regular character on KSK.
He can give heavy-handed lectures to African American NFL athletes ranging from a variety of topics such as alcohol consumption, dating tips, rules for tipping waitstaff appropriately, and proper end zone celebrations.
That’s cool they let girl #5 try out, typically they don’t allow amputees at these things
I don’t know. My team hasn’t won a Superbowl since February.
Sick, how old are these girls, 19?? Get back to the good underage stuff!!
+1 brian van
From Charlie Sweatpants:
“I defy any tortured fan base to beat that.”
That’s pretty tough, but here’s a try:
Welcome to the Windy City, where the only thing that blows harder than the winds from Lake Michigan or it’s intrepid politicians, are the Bear’s chances at getting back to the Superbowl.
At least Detroit can’t get worse, which is probably what the Bears will do this year. What will we do when the tires go flat on Urlacher’s wheelchair or when Matt Forte’s legs fall off from having to handle the ball for 60% of the offensive snaps because there’s nobody else to give it to?
And no, we don’t have cheerleaders either. We are forced to goggle at the castaways from the Eagles’ auditions in the hope that some of them will decide to become stippers in the Windy City.
Then again, at least we made it to a Superbowl recently.
Take that Detroit.
I’ll never understand why those women with such pretty blonde hair insist on dying the roots black. Bizarre.
My vote’s on Sweet Dee.
You’ve got nothing on Denver.
“Sadly, the new cheerleaders will be the only successful part of the upcoming season here.” Oh bitch, bitch, bitch.
We’re staring down another Lions season with a new coach, no cheerleaders and the definition of “success” having been reduced to winning one (1) game. On top of that, I got an e-mail from the Lions today bragging(!) that Daunte Culpepper has lost 20 whole pounds. That’s the best thing that my team has going for it, the overweight, over the hill quarterback, who was probably never that good in the first place, has lost [i]some[/i] of the flab he put on while out of football.
I defy any tortured fan base to beat that.
I’m thinking self frottagation.
The cheerleaders’ written test is drawing dicks and swastikas on Eagles fans passed out in the drunk tank.
Great rebuttal. Don’t know, I couldn’t get it past my molars but it got the Philly cheese steak residue from Gino’s out from between my teeth.
@ Capt Sensible
tell me, how’s my dick taste?
/frustration!
Charlie, my mascara wearing friend. Time to get a tweasing, you can do it the 1st Sunday in Feburary again this year. You guys always have that day open
Wow, I was worried I had logged onto a non sexy Friday. This was a a weird start to sexy Friday Maj. Chick in the top pic is pissed. I won’t mess with her.
Damnit, I was all settled on what porn I was going to jerk off too today … NOW IVE GOTTA RETHINK IT
@dAndy: easy on the sauce brother. It’s not even 5 yet.
Ahh, brings back such good memories.
@dAndy.
Dude, you totally fucked that up.
Also, the chick in pic #5 is SOOOOOOO mad at the chick in #4 for wearing the same color top as her.
Sadly, the new cheerleaders will be the only successful part of the upcoming season here. I hate Andy Reid.
*No now = Now I know
/long day…..9 minutes from cold beer….HOOORAY BEER!
No now is responsible for my sister coming home with penis written on her 56 times.
/PENIS….PENIS…IT’S DICK BITCH. A DICK!!
We are lucky here in Philly to have some lovely cheerleaders. Unlike other teams who don’t have any. You know who you are. Pussies.
#4 looks like Tory Lane, fresh from a bukkake video.
/watches bukkake video featuring Tory Lane