Quite a 27th birthday bash for Ben Rongrastname. First (purportedly and puffedly) partying it up in Vegas. Then hopping to L.A. for the Watchmen premiere, where he chose to stand for a photo in front of the worst possible poster.
Even though he’s quarterbacked my favorite team to two Super Bowl titles, is it okay for me to hate Ben because he saw this movie before me? (His review: BLUE GUY IS BIGGER THAN BIG BEN!”) Nah, I’ll go with being only six months older than me and already accomplishing more in life than I ever will. DAMN YOU! Also, he’s still with Missy Peregrym apparently.
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Saw that movie poster the day after Skippy’s towel dispenser destruction. If I had Photoshop skills, I would have redone it with our favorite motivational drinker.
13 days older than me blah blah blah…
but I’m smart enough to wear a helmet when I decide to wreck a motorcycle
Big Ben going to bring back zoot suit! Harf Harf Harf!!
You know, it is a big head. That could probably fit there. Mystery solved!
Ummm, “night”??? Ben’s head is big enough to cover that whole word up.
Word up?
I’m trying to come up with some infinitesimally small word that can fit between the “at” and the “and” that would cause that sentence to make sense. I’m drawing a blank.
“I’m used to going out at and doing something stupid.”
Eh?
Also, if you make 60 million fucking dollars, you’d think you can afford a better tailor that the one used by Al Gore.
It was Ben who closed his eyes. It was Rongrastname who opened them again.
I wonder how many “pew pew pews” or “HARF HARF HARF”s were heard by other pissed-off movie-goers?
“BIG BEN MAKE CORNERS DISAPPEAR LIKE NAKED BLUE FRIEND!”
Some men will just never look good in a suit, and that’s all there is to it.
I’m with Mamacita…
After seeing Missy in Stick It (one of my guilty pleasure movies), I refuse to bad-mouth her oh-so-flexible ways. I’d HARF her all day long.
The other night my wife and I saw the commercial for Watchmen and she asked about the actress playing Silk Spectre II. I noted that she was the same person who played the annoying, immature sister in 27 Dresses.
Can I have my testicles back, please?
True story.
They originally had him posing next to the Rorshach poster, but he kept naming the things he saw in the inkblot.
“BUTTERFLY! PURTY FLOWERS! DOG WITH ITS HEAD SPLIT OPEN!”
In Dallas, the immature QB’s girlfriend bloats up.
And they bring in the turnover machine lead singer of the Smashing Pumpkins to back up the turnover machine they already have.
/fuck me
Hey, getting puffy when you’re 26 years old is no big deal. It happens to a lot of people, right Ape?
Rongrastname is such a dumpy whore, looks like he’s investing in Primanti Bros…with his mouth…about 9 times a day.
Primanti > Choco Taco.
HI GIANT SQUID!
Ben is one of those guys who won’t work out in the off-season, party it up, get a little puffy and fat, and then about three weeks before camp will go Commando and end up looking better than most of the rest of the team on Day 1. We all played sports with guys like that, and yes, I hated them as much as everyone else.
damn, his head is about the same size as her torso
maybe ben is trying to play nite-owl in a sequel
/knows there won’t be a sequel
//if there is one someone will suffer
I SAID I WANNA STICK MY PENIS IN UR VAGINA AND SHE SAID HARF HARF I LIKE YOU LIKE A FRIEND
Class is not a quality I particularly care about in my team’s starting quarterback.
“That” kinda looks like a dude.
And you can’t buy class. You can, however, buy good tailoring. However, without class, you fail to realize that you have to have suits at least slightly altered to fit right, whether you can afford for them to be made from the freshly shorn pubic hairs of a thousand virgins or not.
Shes pretty but her knees are ugly not that it matter, i would harf harf harf that ass any day
RE “The World Will Look Up and Shout, “Save Us!” And I Will Say HARF!”
I would consider paying to see “Watchmen” if this exact line was in it. I’m laughing at it now.
And yeah, that’s not a very good suit. And Ben looks kinda like Will Ferrell in that first pic. He could totally play Ferrell’s dumber younger brother in Will’s next movie.
Either you’re gay or you’re too e-tough because you’re telling me you wouldn’t date this?
http://www.gulum.net/model/resimler/missy-peregrym-1024×768-28730.jpg
“Haha wow, look at all you haters bashing on Missy like you could ever get anything even CLOSE to that. Back to the basements with you.”
you shouldn’t downplay your mom like that. I thinks she’s purty.
Haha wow, look at all you haters bashing on Missy like you could ever get anything even CLOSE to that. Back to the basements with you.
Missy looks like some club rat you pick up at the bar and then leave cab fare for on the kitchen table in the morning… She doesn’t look like dating material, especially if you’re a goddamn 2 time Superbowl champ quarterback. Ben probably thinks her hair is pretty and thinks she knows super smart stuff like Heroes season one trivia. She probably tells him bedtime stories, too.
Why is Missy’s left knee 6 inches higher than her right knee? I thought we cured polio?
Because her knees bend, ya gimp.
Peter King thinks its ridiculous that this movie isn’t out yet at the Montclair Megaplex.
“Even though he’s quarterbacked my favorite team to two Super Bowl titles, is it okay for me to hate Ben because he saw this movie before me?”
No, you ungrateful, spoiled fuck?
Love the Ape.
Why is Missy’s left knee 6 inches higher than her right knee? I thought we cured polio?
If it makes you feel better, Ape, you’re way fatter than he is.
ZOMG! 6′ 1″ 195 lbs. I’m YOOOGE!
How do people with that amount of money not find a tailor to fit a suit on them properly.
/Goes back to eating choco taco
Maybe it’s just me, but these Roethlisberger posts remind me of WordUpThome
http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/b77.html
If it makes you feel better, Ape, you’re 1000x better-looking.
Congratulations, Mamacita. You’re the proud new owner of a Tunison stalking.
I’m also mad that Roethlisberger saw “Smurf Porn: The Movie” (aka Watchmen) before I did.
If it makes you feel better, Ape, you’re way fatter than he is.
The Terry Bradshaw-ification of Big Ben is running ahead of schedule. He’ll be a Fox analyst and co-star of crappy romantic comedies in no time.
Why is he wearing his SB ring on his middle finger? oh, right, to flip me off with style. Carry on big fella you big dumb lug ya.
If it makes you feel better, Ape, you’re 1000x better-looking.
it could be worse ape, he’s a month and a half YOUNGER than me, and has accomplished way more in his life than i have in mine. and i’m a girl.
Dr. Fathattan, eh?
“This city is afraid of me. I’ve seen its true face” should be photographed behind Cutlerfucker now that he knows just how bitchy the pussy Denver fans can be when they turn on a QB who isn’t Elway.