The World Will Look Up and Shout, “Save Us!” And I Will Say HARF!
Quite a 27th birthday bash for Ben Rongrastname. First (purportedly and puffedly) partying it up in Vegas. Then hopping to L.A. for the Watchmen premiere, where he chose to stand for a photo in front of the worst possible poster.
Even though he’s quarterbacked my favorite team to two Super Bowl titles, is it okay for me to hate Ben because he saw this movie before me? (His review: BLUE GUY IS BIGGER THAN BIG BEN!”) Nah, I’ll go with being only six months older than me and already accomplishing more in life than I ever will. DAMN YOU! Also, he’s still with Missy Peregrym apparently.
Tags: ben rongrastname, fanboygasm, HOW COME IF SMILE FACE ON POSTER THERE IS NO HINES?
March 3rd, 2009 at 6:07 pm
“This city is afraid of me. I’ve seen its true face” should be photographed behind Cutlerfucker now that he knows just how bitchy the pussy Denver fans can be when they turn on a QB who isn’t Elway.
March 3rd, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Dr. Fathattan, eh?
March 3rd, 2009 at 6:14 pm
it could be worse ape, he’s a month and a half YOUNGER than me, and has accomplished way more in his life than i have in mine. and i’m a girl.
March 3rd, 2009 at 6:21 pm
If it makes you feel better, Ape, you’re 1000x better-looking.
March 3rd, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Why is he wearing his SB ring on his middle finger? oh, right, to flip me off with style. Carry on big fella you big dumb lug ya.
March 3rd, 2009 at 6:35 pm
The Terry Bradshaw-ification of Big Ben is running ahead of schedule. He’ll be a Fox analyst and co-star of crappy romantic comedies in no time.
March 3rd, 2009 at 7:07 pm
If it makes you feel better, Ape, you’re way fatter than he is.
March 3rd, 2009 at 7:29 pm
I’m also mad that Roethlisberger saw “Smurf Porn: The Movie” (aka Watchmen) before I did.
March 3rd, 2009 at 7:33 pm
If it makes you feel better, Ape, you’re 1000x better-looking.
Congratulations, Mamacita. You’re the proud new owner of a Tunison stalking.
March 3rd, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Maybe it’s just me, but these Roethlisberger posts remind me of WordUpThome
http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/b77.html
March 3rd, 2009 at 7:46 pm
How do people with that amount of money not find a tailor to fit a suit on them properly.
/Goes back to eating choco taco
March 3rd, 2009 at 8:00 pm
If it makes you feel better, Ape, you’re way fatter than he is.
ZOMG! 6′ 1″ 195 lbs. I’m YOOOGE!
March 3rd, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Why is Missy’s left knee 6 inches higher than her right knee? I thought we cured polio?
March 3rd, 2009 at 8:05 pm
“Even though he’s quarterbacked my favorite team to two Super Bowl titles, is it okay for me to hate Ben because he saw this movie before me?”
No, you ungrateful, spoiled fuck?
Love the Ape.
March 3rd, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Peter King thinks its ridiculous that this movie isn’t out yet at the Montclair Megaplex.
March 3rd, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Why is Missy’s left knee 6 inches higher than her right knee? I thought we cured polio?
Because her knees bend, ya gimp.
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Missy looks like some club rat you pick up at the bar and then leave cab fare for on the kitchen table in the morning… She doesn’t look like dating material, especially if you’re a goddamn 2 time Superbowl champ quarterback. Ben probably thinks her hair is pretty and thinks she knows super smart stuff like Heroes season one trivia. She probably tells him bedtime stories, too.
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Haha wow, look at all you haters bashing on Missy like you could ever get anything even CLOSE to that. Back to the basements with you.
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:22 pm
“Haha wow, look at all you haters bashing on Missy like you could ever get anything even CLOSE to that. Back to the basements with you.”
you shouldn’t downplay your mom like that. I thinks she’s purty.
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Either you’re gay or you’re too e-tough because you’re telling me you wouldn’t date this?
http://www.gulum.net/model/resimler/missy-peregrym-1024×768-28730.jpg
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:51 pm
RE “The World Will Look Up and Shout, “Save Us!” And I Will Say HARF!”
I would consider paying to see “Watchmen” if this exact line was in it. I’m laughing at it now.
And yeah, that’s not a very good suit. And Ben looks kinda like Will Ferrell in that first pic. He could totally play Ferrell’s dumber younger brother in Will’s next movie.
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Shes pretty but her knees are ugly not that it matter, i would harf harf harf that ass any day
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:42 pm
“That” kinda looks like a dude.
And you can’t buy class. You can, however, buy good tailoring. However, without class, you fail to realize that you have to have suits at least slightly altered to fit right, whether you can afford for them to be made from the freshly shorn pubic hairs of a thousand virgins or not.
March 4th, 2009 at 12:11 am
Class is not a quality I particularly care about in my team’s starting quarterback.
March 4th, 2009 at 12:45 am
I SAID I WANNA STICK MY PENIS IN UR VAGINA AND SHE SAID HARF HARF I LIKE YOU LIKE A FRIEND
March 4th, 2009 at 1:24 am
maybe ben is trying to play nite-owl in a sequel
/knows there won’t be a sequel
//if there is one someone will suffer
March 4th, 2009 at 1:51 am
damn, his head is about the same size as her torso
March 4th, 2009 at 7:42 am
Ben is one of those guys who won’t work out in the off-season, party it up, get a little puffy and fat, and then about three weeks before camp will go Commando and end up looking better than most of the rest of the team on Day 1. We all played sports with guys like that, and yes, I hated them as much as everyone else.
March 4th, 2009 at 8:47 am
HI GIANT SQUID!
March 4th, 2009 at 9:03 am
Rongrastname is such a dumpy whore, looks like he’s investing in Primanti Bros…with his mouth…about 9 times a day.
Primanti > Choco Taco.
March 4th, 2009 at 9:10 am
Hey, getting puffy when you’re 26 years old is no big deal. It happens to a lot of people, right Ape?
March 4th, 2009 at 9:49 am
In Dallas, the immature QB’s girlfriend bloats up.
And they bring in the turnover machine lead singer of the Smashing Pumpkins to back up the turnover machine they already have.
/fuck me
March 4th, 2009 at 9:51 am
They originally had him posing next to the Rorshach poster, but he kept naming the things he saw in the inkblot.
“BUTTERFLY! PURTY FLOWERS! DOG WITH ITS HEAD SPLIT OPEN!”
March 4th, 2009 at 10:12 am
The other night my wife and I saw the commercial for Watchmen and she asked about the actress playing Silk Spectre II. I noted that she was the same person who played the annoying, immature sister in 27 Dresses.
Can I have my testicles back, please?
True story.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:35 am
After seeing Missy in Stick It (one of my guilty pleasure movies), I refuse to bad-mouth her oh-so-flexible ways. I’d HARF her all day long.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Some men will just never look good in a suit, and that’s all there is to it.
I’m with Mamacita…
March 4th, 2009 at 10:45 am
I wonder how many “pew pew pews” or “HARF HARF HARF”s were heard by other pissed-off movie-goers?
“BIG BEN MAKE CORNERS DISAPPEAR LIKE NAKED BLUE FRIEND!”
March 4th, 2009 at 11:49 am
It was Ben who closed his eyes. It was Rongrastname who opened them again.
March 4th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I’m trying to come up with some infinitesimally small word that can fit between the “at” and the “and” that would cause that sentence to make sense. I’m drawing a blank.
“I’m used to going out at and doing something stupid.”
Eh?
Also, if you make 60 million fucking dollars, you’d think you can afford a better tailor that the one used by Al Gore.
March 4th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Ummm, “night”??? Ben’s head is big enough to cover that whole word up.
Word up?
March 4th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
You know, it is a big head. That could probably fit there. Mystery solved!
March 4th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Big Ben going to bring back zoot suit! Harf Harf Harf!!
March 5th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
13 days older than me blah blah blah…
but I’m smart enough to wear a helmet when I decide to wreck a motorcycle
March 5th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Saw that movie poster the day after Skippy’s towel dispenser destruction. If I had Photoshop skills, I would have redone it with our favorite motivational drinker.