Comments on: The Peter King Inside Joke Glossary

By: Taylor

Taylor — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 12:33:42 +0000

This is never easy.

By: Mike D

Mike D — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 16:08:00 +0000

“This is the worst team, talent-wise, I’ve ever played for”

Yes, Fred Taylor – what a guy! he’s downright Favre-ian in his graciousness!

By: Rock

Rock — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 15:32:12 +0000

On 2/28/09, Matt Cassel was born from the Dynastic Womb with Scott Pioli as midwife.

/stuck with a horrible image of Belichick with a large smega-dripping vagina

By: Wake_up_Dr_Z

Wake_up_Dr_Z — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 17:55:18 +0000

If Mitch Puin hosted American Idol, would he close the show by saying “Pu-out!”?

By: yeah, right?

yeah, right? — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 04:49:55 +0000

Peter King’s Sansabelt slacks define clutch.

By: Squatch

Squatch — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 01:55:46 +0000

Hatey McLife Says: March 2nd, 2009 at 12:25 pm Would King’s head explode if you told him Johnny Damon was actually half Thai? Johnny Damon looks like Tiger Woods!

By: Realfan49

Realfan49 — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 00:44:21 +0000

Matt Cassell …. proceeded to have one of the best seasons of any quarterback in football. He was eighth in the league with 3,693 passing yards and 10th with an 89.4 quarterback rating.

Peter King 2/28/2009

By: elvis grbac's blue suede shoes

elvis grbac's blue suede shoes — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 00:12:38 +0000

“Todd Haley coached two QB’s in Arizona: Kurt Warner, who already knew how to play the position; and Matt Leinart, who would rather attend Jason Mraz concerts with Nick Lachey and hand out Peach Schnapps to 14-year-olds for a quick fingerbang than study a playbook. Nice tutoring there.”

Tyler Thigpen’s stashing cases of Smirnoff Ice in the back of his Suburban…you know, just in case.

“So, uh when can Chiefs fans start acting like douchebags?

Perhaps “Jay from Overland Park?” A sad mix of “fatty basketball jersey Heyeryee Redskins fan,” PK’s d-bag suburban chic, and the KU frat boy version of Taawmy (his skoal is “apple blend”). Activities include working for his dad’s suburban sprawl development company, getting the bbq sauce out of his north face, and bitching at his girlfriend who he only refers to as “babe” for getting fat while he is an obese pig.”

Tech N9ne, I like your style. Thiggy’s got a cold one in his Suburban for you too…

By: Jay

Jay — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:26:13 +0000

Perhaps “Jay from Overland Park?”

What’d I do? I mean, I’m all for acting like a douchebag

By: rae carruth

rae carruth — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:04:57 +0000

replace the words ”joke Glossary” with ”Brett Favre” and the head line still makes sense