This week the AJC reported that in addition to switching defense attorneys, Michael Vick has been busy penning a book during his time in prison. The former Falcon is still looking for a co-author for project, so we figured we’d toss our collective hat in the ring. What follows is a list of our suggested book titles that should show Vick just how serious we are about this whole enterprise. There will be rape stand jokes.
Mexican Psycho
If I Did It…Ah Fuck, Yeah I Did It
Everyone Makes Mistakes
Little Bitches
White Fang
The Red Badge of Dog Blood
One Flew Over the Fighting Pit
How Much is That Doggie in the Window and How Quickly Can I Strip of His Loving, Docile Demeanor and Turn Him into a Vicious Killing Machine With a Taste for Flesh?
To Kill a Fighting Dog
All Dogs Go To The Rape Stand
Slaughterhouse-Fido
If It Ain’t A Pit, It Ain’t Shit
Why Michael Jenkins is to Blame For This Entire Mess
Rin Tin TKO
I Might Have Misunderstood the Phrase ‘Hangdog Expression’
Mike’s Adventures In Jenkem Land
Marley and His Opponent and Me
101 Dalmatians with Their Throats Ripped Out
Four Legs And A Funeral
What We Did When We Didn’t Feel Like Playing Tiger Woods
Dead Dogs Tell No Tails
I Know Why the Caged Dog Howls (Because I Electrocuted Its Balls)
No Exit: And Three Other Stories About The Torture Room
Oedipus Rex and Other Dogs I Killed
The Killing of a Chinese Ookie
Howl and Other Poems About Dog Rape
The Rape Stand In the Rye
Dogtown and C-Block
Doghouse versus Big House — WHO YA GOT?
Everything is Illuminated (Because Otherwise You Couldn’t See the Dogs Fight)
The Canine Pugilist at Rest
Turner vs. Hooch
Air Bud 6: Ultimate Fighter
Milo and Otis’ Severed Claw
Lassie Come Fight
Add your own in the comments.
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hahahha, The Silence of the Labs. that’s great.
Bolt: the Electrocuted Dog
A day all dogs must die
Pinschers and Prejudice
The Thin Red Line, of electrical wire tied around my pitbull’s neck
10,000 Dogs Under the Yard
The Brothers Vick
The Curse of the Golden Retriever
Must Kill Dogs
The Orient Express… Restaurant Left me a Message
/sees self out
Dead Animal House
I like dead dogs and I cannot lie
Intolerable Cruelty to Dogs
Harry Potter and the Dog Killer
South Bark
Dead Dogs Don’t Dance
um, why am i still up? oh yeah, i have a research study to finish and instead am wasting time on this site
Clash of the Terriers
To Kill a Mastiff
A Pooch Collapse Now
Schindler’s Labrador
The Dogfather. (w/ a forward by Snoop Dogg)
Barkface.
Pups and Circumstance.
Rendition for the Rotweiller Within.
The Ookie Horror Picture Show.
Dog of the Dead.
Raiders of the Lost Bark.
The Last Train to Barksville.
Bark Hard.
Napalm and Silly Puppies
A Time to Kill Dogs
For Whom The Rape Stand Tolls
Don’t Be A Menace To Atlanta While Drowning Your Pooch in the Tub
The Aristocrats
An Idiots Guide To The Rape Stand
Rape Stand’s for Dummies
Come On! Method Man Did It Too in “The Wire”!: The Michael Vick Story.
The Dog Vick Bleeds Code
Benji the Hunted
It needs a tie-in.
Bolt Would Have Been A Bad Motherfucker If He’d Been In My Kennel.
foreword by Miley Cyrus.
Hannah Mountana?
Toto, I Have A Feeling We’re Still In Leavenworth, Kansas
Chicken soup for the dog fighters soul.
Clifford the big red stain made me spit water everywhere. I’m really glad I’m alone…
McGruff’s Cold Case Files:
Scooby Doobie Doo, I’ll Kill You
Hong Kong Phooey’s Island of Death
Droopy Dog’s Drug Cartel
Santa’s Little Helper and the Missing Ray Stevens Album
FIX YO PUPPY
Behind The Laughter: Huckleberry Hound
“I was SO gay, but I couldn’t tell anyone!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyZs3EJgx8Q
William Faulkner could write a rape stand gag that’d really make you think.
Seven
Counting Bodies like Dogs
I too would like to add my +1 to you Otto for Ike Turner & Hooch. That was inspired.
/should have checked back with this thread sooner
/dick joke.
Milo kills Otis
Pup Fuction.
Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying andLove Being Bent Over a Rape Stand in a Kansas Prison.
Who Aired the Dogs Out?
Ghost Dog: Way of the Staffordshire Bull Terrier
The Rape Gatsby
Hangin’ Dogs with Mr. Cooper
It needs a tie-in.
Bolt Would Have Been A Bad Motherfucker If He’d Been In My Kennel.
foreword by Miley Cyrus.
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Dogrape
Rape Man.
A History of Violence….Towards Dogs
The Last Dog House On The Left
My Life in Dog Corpses
Too Many Puppies
Ring Around the Rosie, Pocket Full of Dog Teeth
shock and paw
Title: The Day No Pigs Would Die
Sub-Title: But Plenty of Bitches Will!
Ookie’s Honor
Dead Dog Day Afternoon (and morning, and night)
Where the Red Fern Dies
the last temptation of mike
dead animal house
Butt Hash? But why not?
Snitches (and Snitchin’ Muthafuckas who Snitched Me Out)
Who Lookin’ Out for Ookie?
Indiana Bones and the Rapestand of Doom
SOS
+1 for Dostoevsky
Pride and Prejudice
now you can die in pieces-foreword by bill simmons
R is For Rapestand
The Brothers Killthedogzov
heavyweight killers
atlanta pride
the cable around a puppys neck guy
killerman: the legand of ron mexico
kicking and screaming puppies
the 4 year old rape stand virgin
richmond nights: the ballad of mike vick
knocked up on the rape stand
walk hard over a pile of dogs
superbark
drillbit vick
forgetting sarah that bitch i just killed
dead puppy express
year one in prison
/close judd apatows wikipedia page
Every Dog has His Day to Get to Get Punched in the Nuts
It’s long, I know.
collaberated with will leitch:
God Save the Dog: how annoying dogs, rape stands, and jenkem made me happier than ever (and how they can make you happy too!)
The Pit bull and the rape stand Pendulum
Watchmen kill dogs
*pamphlet moron
On The Rapestand… (because they weren’t Contenders!)
I am going to fucking kill you, Purnell, Quanis, and Tony.
-It’s a 1 page pamplet
Is Michael Vick Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch?
(Car Battery) On Golden Retreiver
Great Dane Expectations
Fahrenheit 1800
An Idiot’s Guide to Rape Stands
Mr. Home Depot Man on Fire
The Dark Night (When I Killed 22 Dogs)
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Killing Dogs But Were Afraid To Ask
Dead Dogs Can’t Jump
K-9 MM to the Brain
The (G)rapestand of Wrath
Poocho Libre
Bubba and LeRoy: A Convicts Tale of Forbidden Love
Otto
Downhill my ass, Homeward Bound and Gagged cracked me up!
Buttrape Isn’t As Cool As It Sounds
Remember when My Brother was the Biggest Fuck-up?
Dogs With Balls: The Professional Dogfighter’s Handbook
/Nevermind, no one will get that obscure reference.
Catch 22(Dogs and Kill/Rape ‘Em)