Sexy Friday: Farewell, Battlestar Galactica, We Hardly Knew Ye. No Seriously, We Never Watched the Show
What with me devoting all my time to paying attention to TV news these days, I’m of course aware that tonight is the two-hour series finale of the much-beloved re-imagining of “Battlestar Galactica.” Having seen enough of it over the last couple years, I can assure you that the nerds who tell you that “It’s great, it’s not just sci-fi!” are largely correct: it’s a well-acted and smartly written show for ANY genre (even if the plot has devolved into “Everyone’s a cylon!”).
And yes, it’s got plenty of eye candy: For the ladies, there’s plenty of Edward James Olmos (RAWR!) and Jamie Bamber as Lee Adama. And in the T&A category, we get Grace Park, Tricia Helfer, and Katee Sackhoff. So long, ladies. We’ll always have you on DVD.
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Tags: captain caveman, nerds geeks dweebs herbs and assorted loserdom, sexy friday
March 20th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
NERDS!!
/jerks off anyway
March 20th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
So there are no d-cups in the future?
March 20th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Talk about bad marketing. You put the nekkid ladies on the intrawebs BEFORE the show starts, not right before the final show!!
/still watched the series, but on DVR. I got places to be on Friday nights!
March 20th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Very sexy space ladies here, but I’d rather time-travel and have Erin Gray from “Buck Rogers”.
March 20th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Why do I have this strange urge to head downstairs and commit carnal acts with my stainless steel toaster?
March 20th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Tricia Helfer’s Playboy spread was instrumental in the conception of my last child.
March 20th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
So, in the future, we’ll all be wearing black leather gloves and matching black leather bikinis? Awesome. As long as I get a big gun to go with them, I’m down.
March 20th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
I do love me some Jamie Bamber. Helo & Anders are purty as well. Good eye candy all around, really.
March 20th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Ahem:
http://www.hotcelebshome.com/2007/01/13/tricia-helfer-playboy-magazine-february-2007/
NSFW
March 20th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Thanks for the link to the eye candy for people without a penis (or for 10% of the people with one).
March 20th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
The cool thing about the hot chicks being cylons is that they are always on screen… since there are so many copies.
March 20th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Blonde chick #2 (I think she’s Katee Sackhoff) is also on Nip/Tuck, screwing the shit out of the doctor named Sean. Then she puts on a red wig to go screw some other doctor, then she killed him.
Just thought I’d share. If anyone wants to see more of her.
March 20th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
I’m a large, tall, awkward looking, white man who loves him some little Asian women. Especially when she has an ass like that.
/grabs woman in apt, proceeds to have robot sex with her since she is a Cylon (and watches the show)
//hopes Robot Sex wins the tourney
March 20th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
“Revive me when robot wives are cheap and readily-available.”
March 20th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
I’d buy that for a dollar!
March 21st, 2009 at 10:14 am
Based on these images of the future, it seems the leather fetish has won the tourney.
March 21st, 2009 at 10:45 am
It definitely set new standards in depression for a final season AND a final episode. I think I’m going to go fucking kill myself now.
Ron Moore : “What do people who follow a show for four seasons really want? I know! They want to watch the large majority of major characters die or kill themselves! Awesome!”
March 21st, 2009 at 11:43 am
Katee Sackworth
Grace Park
Tricia Helfer
In that order, but preferrably at the same time.
“Sup laidies. Who wants to see my Battlestar?”
March 21st, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Look, a football story: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-ex-quarterbackkilled&prov=ap&type=lgns. You guys could write about, y’know, football on a, well, football blog.
March 21st, 2009 at 5:47 pm
So Cylons are robots AND people, right? See, that is already way too complicated for me to follow.
March 22nd, 2009 at 3:20 am
lawl lawl lawl boobies and pussies.
March 22nd, 2009 at 10:56 am
Right, lemme see.
Some of the Cylons know they’re robots made in the image of humans.
Some of the Cylons don’t know they’re robots made in the image of humans, they think they’re human until a switch flips in their brain and they realise “holy fuck I’m actually a robot”
Some of the Cylons (the big shiny ones) know they’re robots but don’t have the free will to do anything with the information.
Yeah. THAT’S clear.
March 22nd, 2009 at 1:38 pm
The fuck’s a Cylon?
March 22nd, 2009 at 10:44 pm
You mean what the “frak” is a Cylon?
March 23rd, 2009 at 12:07 am
since when is sunkist clear…
also note her chest is caved in…
March 23rd, 2009 at 12:55 am
I was at Coldstone creamery on their WIFI while reading that post. I was furiously masturbating and hot fudge fell on my penis. Can’t believe no one noticed.
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:52 am
@ Rikadyn: I, too, also noticed the clear sunkist. I think a company like Pepsi should go out on a limb and make a clear Pepsi. HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE? WOULD YOU HAVE EVER IMAGINED IN A MILLION YEARS THAT A COMPANY COULD MAKE A SODA THAT IS NORMALLY DARK IN COLOR CLEAR?!?!? AND THAT IT WOULD TASTE LIKE THE REGULARLY COLORED SODA?
/tk’d
March 23rd, 2009 at 9:36 am
dAndy, FTW.
March 23rd, 2009 at 10:46 am
Nerds everywhere, fighting off their tears and sniffles, will reluctantly turn on their Xbox’s to Final Fantasy their sorrows away.
http://www.sundayhop.com
March 26th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
my “where the fuck is the beefcake on KSK?” bitching is now officially over. thanks for the Bamber, CC