Comments on: Rams Receiver Decries Domestic Abuse, To a Point

By: John Whorfin

John Whorfin — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:06:24 +0000

“I have a big dick, and it gets hard when I punch a woman”

but my forehead isn’t wide enough…

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:48:03 +0000

Does spanking a chick on her ass constitute physical abuse? If so, then you’re gonna have to lock me up before I spank another ass.

By: Jay

Jay — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:30:34 +0000

Other Bears Quarterback Decries Shaving, To A Point

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:23:56 +0000

BLOG COMMENTING FAIL

/actually, you fail at life, but whatevs

By: snayyke

snayyke — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 01:55:36 +0000

FOOTBALL HUMOR FAIL

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:39:40 +0000

Bears Quarterback Decries Domestic Beer, To a Point

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:30:52 +0000

NEXT HEADLINE:

Cardinals Quarterback Decries Self Abuse, To a Point

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:37:51 +0000

It’s OK to abuse your domestics. Especially if they’re foreign.

Does sending the Mexican housekeeper out to a parking lot to buy OxyContin for you count as “abuse”?

I mean, sure, you’re getting her involved in something illegal, but you’re not physically hurting her.

By: Mo Charlo

Mo Charlo — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:37:34 +0000

This thread is bizarre.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:34:49 +0000

So, was Otto being sarcastic, satirical, dumbass, jackass or snide?

Usually the first two are the safest bet with me, but in this case I guess “jackass” would apply.

Seriously, “punching a woman” is one step past “driving a Hummer” to broadcast that you’re overcompensating for a thumbdick. Both of them are efforts to say you’re a Real Man, and both of them are chock full o’ fail.