TT: you’d prefer surgery (twice!) to condoms? First, let me say that I would never — ever — believe a twenty-something guy that told me he didn’t have to use a rubber because he’d had a vasectomy. (Not even when I was 20something.)Second, don’t taunt Lions fans. Karma’s a bitch, and your team isn’t exactly heading in the right direction.

D/D: A little more background info might be helpful … but you could always find a girl that you’re attracted to, and you know …. take her out, treat her nice. I know, radical idea. But unless you’re living in the middle of amish country, why do you need to resort to hookers or barely-legal sluts?

Big Red: If your friend actually bought the bed, then you need to ask permission. If it is a dorm bed or rented apartment furniture or something along those lines, then go for it.

Keith: stay away, unless you can easily change geographic locations.

Mike: have you tried somewhere between shit-faced drunk and sober? Some women really need a little alcohol (or something) to loosen up at first; but if you’re always getting completely drunk she might not get to where she warms up when sober. I would suggest splitting a bottle of wine between the two of you and see where that takes you.

Jim: I doubt this will cause long-term problems, unless you hold it against her. And if she wasn’t OK with anal before this happened, I don’t think she will be any more likely to be OK with it now. Maybe even less likely.

CA: the trend seems to be swinging against circumcision. Since younger women are more likely to have seen uncut men, they are probably more accepting. There is some evidence that circ’d men are less likely to transmit hpv/hiv, but it’s based on epidemiological studies. Association does not equal causation. To me, it seems awfully barbaric; especially since there are some docs that don’t use anything to numb them up before they start slicing. If I ever have male children, I’ll probably leave it up to the father to decide, but my vote would be against the circ. Oh, and I don’t see TO even making 5 wks.

TD: why would being in Europe make her more likely to have anal? That doesn’t even make sense. Not even a little bit.

Dating this girl, she’s got an 8 year old kid. She has always wanted to escalate the relationship, but as mentioned before,
I am somewhat reluctant.
She later admitted to me that she stopped taking the pill “on purpose”.
Prior to this knowledge, I went ahead and made an appointment to see about this whole “stop making fucking babies” thing.
I was referred to a doctor “Ginsberg”. I heard he was good with carving. A brisket.

This is where the true part comes in.. In his office, I was asked to slide my pants down below my knees. I was on my back at the time. I complied. He held a soldering iron in his hand and for some reason I felt it was a good idea to follow direction. He made a 1 to 1& 1/2 inch incision on each testicle. Bout midway down. This was somewhere around the time that I smelled my own burning baggie. He was a nice enough guy, for a Yankee fan. This was back during the Bartman Cubbies fiasco.
So during this entire time we were talking about baseball. Good times!

Basically, they cut off two pieces of supply chain and welded them shut! Why wouldn’t anyone ride this train to happy town?

/Gots two already

//You should see my grandaughter, she’s such a princess!

As far as long term effects go, MDMA posses little to no risk. Comprable to other drugs, MDMA is very safe. It isn’t addictive, and doesn’t have adverse health effects. Cognitive functions generally return to normal within 1-3 days (somewhat like a hangover). There is no known medical evidence of any long term cognitive impairment in humans. In the short term, the increased release of seratonin has been found to lead to periods of depression in some people- however, usually those people were predisspossed anyway, and after a short period of time seratonin levels increased to their earlier levels. This has been found to be true for recreational users as well as heavy users.

Cut pills, while unlikely to result in whiskey dick, do bring up another issue: unsafe substitutes. Ever since MDMA became illegal, there has been fake pills. Sometimes these pills contain unsafe chemicles. Additionally, even if not unsafe, who wants to take a fake pill? there are numerous tester kits available, and it’s highly recomended that you purchase one.

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I got anal fissures all the time, but that’s only because I wipe until I see red instead of brown …

Ecstasy+sex= intense orgasm and it makes foreplay AWESOME. In my meandering experience it does not ruin sex thereafter, you still have mind-bending orgasms, just wait a couple of days after the ecstasy sex to let the nads’ recharge. Gotta love that seretonin!

Why can’t some girls be nicer to the bishop?

Craigslist has plenty of cheap options for you