Comments on: Peter King Desperately Needs Coffee

By: Kimbo Gash

Kimbo Gash — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 01:57:48 +0000

Personally I wouldn’t use the in-room coffee makers. You never know how many disgruntled members of the cleaning staff gave the pot a nice urine rinse/windex wipe before you checked in.

Not to mention the skanky flight attendants trying to cook the stink out of their underwear…

By: MerigoldBowling

MerigoldBowling — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:09:13 +0000

King’s bracket theory is pretty much disputed here:
http://www.basketballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=563

Picking all number one seeds would win your pool 3 out of the last 24 years, however the last two. Maybe he’s on to something.

By: Pacman's Bodyguard

Pacman's Bodyguard — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:49:44 +0000

It’s a shame PK doesn’t just make his own coffee. Then he could masturbate and molest the barista at the same time.

By: Pacman's Bodyguard

Pacman's Bodyguard — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:39:37 +0000

Be it known that J.T. of the family O’Sullivan shall gleefully perform any requested drubbings, at only half the Veteran Minimum. Bully! A Bargain!

Also, I agree with Shane_Falco. More Marmalard, less Coffee-flavored-water. And for the love of God, please bring back Pacman. Pacman gon’ shine.

By: Bassett

Bassett — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:34:11 +0000

“You can’t pay cops enough.”

Did he make a distinction between good cops and crooked cops?

/You guys are crooked cops, and I don’t like it!!

By: Bassett

Bassett — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:27:31 +0000

Is it wrong that I read PK’s column at this point… mostly just to anticipate the response that you will write?

By the way, your writing always exceeds my imagination …

By: GetALoadOfDeez

GetALoadOfDeez — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:18:10 +0000

Holy Shit, did anyone read his mailbag today (Tuesday)

• I EVEN GET IN TROUBLE WRITING ABOUT COFFEE. From Craig Meyers of Aiea, Hawaii: “Not a question, but a comment. You really need to get a reality check when complaining about having to wait 30 minutes for coffee. I’ve never been in a hotel that doesn’t have a coffee maker in your room, and if that’s too tough, then just wait. I think you’re a great writer, but given the way things are these days, whining about coffee while staying in a $250/night room is sad.”

It’s $179 a night. And you don’t think it’s, well, a bit lacking that a hotel charging $179 a night doesn’t have coffee available in the lobby or the restaurant or anywhere at 6:17 in the morning?

By: JP

JP — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 04:03:22 +0000

I had my wedding reception at that Marriott. It defines clutch.

By: PFFFT

PFFFT — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 02:30:31 +0000

First of all, does Peter King ever put himself on the line when it comes to a prediction or does he always hedge his bets like a namby, pamby, douche? Secondly, does he ever comment about a hotel or restaurant without trolling for a free meal/stay/coffee flavored drink/handjob from the housekeeping staff?

By: Boatdrinks

Boatdrinks — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:52:00 +0000

“This city, an hour’s drive north of the Mexican border, is coping with a wave of drug crime the police suspect is tied to the bloody battles between Mexico’s drug cartels and the efforts to stamp them out… ”
So, I was reading this suspense novel, by an author that writes fiction, ABOUT THIS FUCKING PROBLEM FIVE YEARS AGO. And did I mention it was fiction? And a novel? And she (the author) was able to build a compelling story from true situations In Tijuana and the drug smuggling cartels actually happening in real life?