Comments on: Peter King’s Kid Can’t Drive For S–t

By: Mind Movies

Mind Movies — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 11:34:01 +0000

i need to know more of this and how to go about it, the techniques.

By: Kubisiak

Kubisiak — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 00:08:40 +0000

Happy Valentine’s Day!

By: Bitter, Bitter, Bitter

Bitter, Bitter, Bitter — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:06:59 +0000

How very pathetic. If you don’t like the column, don’t read it. I find it quite sad that you spend your waking hours doing this. Find a more productive hobby, like commenting on seven month old posts. Also, I touch myself at night.

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:03:03 +0000

Peter King reminds me of BOB from MonstersVsAliens: an amorphous glob of goo, brainless and sticky.

BOB is actually funny, however…

By: Reggie Bush's Pimp

Reggie Bush's Pimp — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:23:55 +0000

River Phoenix defines “dead”.

That made me chortle out loud like a fat girl eyeing those last 3 donuts!

And PK defines douche. I can’t wait until his daughter is caught in bed with Tawwmy and his dad. That’d define used.

By: Foxxy Brown

Foxxy Brown — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:06:22 +0000

@ Upstate – i own 5 pairs of Uggs, so i’m doing my part. and amen re: In-N-Out Burger. animal style defines clutch

By: BigJDelux

BigJDelux — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:02:05 +0000

King probably liked the pizza so much because of the “extra mozzarella” secretly placed there by the employees who read this every week and are cognizant of King’s ass-hattery.

By: John Whorfin

John Whorfin — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:40:12 +0000

Do you fuckers really expect peter king to drink out of the coffee pot in his room after he paid a homeless guy to ‘use’ it the night before?
Be reasonable.

By: Loph

Loph — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:37:51 +0000

God bless you BDD: you make my early week less unbearable.

Marriott should crop-dust his bedspread with anthrax.

By: John Whorfin

John Whorfin — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 15:51:06 +0000

If I said “Peter King is what’s wrong with America”
I’d only half be joking.
I wouldn’t want my kids reading his shit and getting the idea that they can spend their whole lives being completely fucking worthless and make a lot of money doing it.

On the other hand, the fact of his continued employment with SI at least gives me peace of mind, that he is not getting paid to put on clown makeup and force himself on little boys at birthday parties.