In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Round One action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.

2. Fecophilia

Literal Meaning: Taking a walk on the brown side.

MySpace says: Experimental/Lounge/Death Metal band out of Huntington Station.

Notable Advocates: Osi Umenyiora, Chazz Palmintieri, Mo Rocca

10. Chikan

Literal Meaning: “The Japanese term used to refer to frotteurism, , or men who commit such acts (the term for women who commit such acts is chijo). Crowded trains are the most common target of chikan and chijo, and as part of the effort to combat the problem, some railway companies designate women-only passenger cars during rush hours.”

Orson says: Like frottage, but with more of an emphasis on groping. And being in the subway. Also it’s Japanese, so a tentacle probably slips in somewhere.

Notable Advocates: William H. Macy, David Gregory, David Alan Grier