In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Round One action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.

1. Necrobestiality

Literal Meaning: “When a gentleman engages in sexual congress with a corpse of a departed animal friend.”

The Intarwebs say: Okay if you got $5,000 and legal fees.

Notable Advocates: Jerry Glanville, Asher Roth, Walter Mosley

8. Emetophilia

Literal Meaning: “A sexual fetish in which an individual is aroused by vomiting or observing others vomit. When emetophiles put emetophilia into practice by actually vomiting, especially on a partner, it is called a Roman shower, after the commonly-supposed (but mistaken) belief in the frequent induction of vomiting at Roman feasts.”

The Intarwebs say: Asian girls will do it on video! [NSFW]

Notable Advocates: Kevin Connolly, Naomi Klein, Justin Gage