Comments on: Nasty Fetish Tournament Second Round — Christmas Ape Regional No. 3 vs. No. 6

By: John Whorfin

John Whorfin — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:04:31 +0000

weak matchup, but being a creepy stalker boner-perv is marginally nastier than wanting to trampoline on some two-ton titties.

man, if you’ve ever played around in the upper-alphabet cup sizes, you know that there’s no such thing as too much titty

By: Joe McGuire

Joe McGuire — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:16:34 +0000

Macrophilia- Throwing a hot dog down a hallway!

By: Carrie

Carrie — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 03:58:24 +0000

If a normal (sized) guy were into macrophilia, wouldn’t he have to worry about the whole, his whole body could likely fit in her piche, aspect? Or is that the turn-on?

Non-consensual is the decision-maker for me.

By: skim172

skim172 — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 03:49:07 +0000

I’m pretty sure “macrophilia” isn’t “attraction to tall women,” so much as “attraction to giant women.” GIANT, not just TALL. As in monstrously huge. The size of buildings. Like Jack wedging the Giant Beanstalk up Miss Giantess’s yoo-hoo. If you’re a macrophiliac, you just got off to that image.

Most likely due to unresolved issues or irrational fear of women, makes you picture the ideal woman as some giant, unconquerable force.

And, possibly linked to psychological issues with penis size. Though I’d guess those guys are more turned on by tiny women, rather than giant. In all likelihood, the issues underlying macrophilia aren’t sexual, because it’s physically impossible for an average man to bang a woman the size of a skyscraper in any meaningful way. It’s more likely about conquest and domination over something you see with incredible fear – if you are extremely afraid of women, the fantasy that you could conquer and bring a seemingly invincible woman to your power probably gets you off.

In other words, macros are probably have mommy issues and/or are virgins. Or have a wife who’s incredibly demanding.

By: porky1

porky1 — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:32:27 +0000

Macrophilia: Baby, it’ll blow your mind.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:19:36 +0000

I voted for frottage as the weirdest fetish because tall chicks need loving too…especially if they are built like that chick in the Arthur Adams illustration.

Tig Ole Bitties…oh yeah.

By: Troy Lolamalu

Troy Lolamalu — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:54:03 +0000

How is macro winning? Frottage is awful rapey, whereas macro seems pretty innocent…

By: The Gooch

The Gooch — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:08:31 +0000

I want to have sex with a sexy giant. How is that weird? There’s just more sexy to go around.

By: Loose Cannon

Loose Cannon — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:50:09 +0000

I think some people are confused as to what “non-consensual” means.

By: Sage Rosencopter

Sage Rosencopter — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:39:00 +0000

http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/tallwoman.asp

not saying i am a macrophiliac, but i’m not not saying… just saying