Comments on: Nasty Fetish Tournament Regional Semifinal — Orson Swindle Regional No. 2 vs. No. 3

By: Chuckles McFartigan

Chuckles McFartigan — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 16:14:16 +0000

This is totaly real!

Check it out:

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/prelude-au-symphonie-la-flatulence/id351238081?i=351238090&uo=6

By: Carrie

Carrie — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 04:11:18 +0000

I really did not need to see that picture. I have never dry heaved at a damn picture before!!

And my guy friend wonders why I’m so opposed to tossing his salad.

By: Mmmm poopy

Mmmm poopy — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 04:03:16 +0000

That picture’s freakin’ hilarious.

By: Troy Lolamalu

Troy Lolamalu — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 02:36:03 +0000

This was a tough one for me.

Apotemnophilia is fucked up and deranged.
Fecophilia is just plain nasty.

So in the spirit of the tournament (-NASTY- Fetish), I had to vote Fecophilia.

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:19:20 +0000

I can’t believe how many people write into the sex column begging for advice on how to get anal, yet fecophilia continues to storm through the tournament.

Goddammit, stop ruining my fucking fantasies by injecting reality into them!!!! When you have anal with a girl, there is never any poop involved! Drew said so!

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:15:59 +0000

know every one of you sick fuckers watched he 2 Girls 1 Cup video and laughed and laughed.

I didn’t laugh, but I did analyze that thing over and over again, trying to determine if it was real or fake. My final conclusion was that it was fake, and they’re actually chewing/swapping Mocha ice cream.

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:13:50 +0000

Please tell me that poop pic is fake. Dear God… please.

As for the vote, shit, the amputee thing is just too fucking weird to be gross. Like the whole “I get off on eating people” thing. I lived in Amsterdam for 30 years, and have basically heard about every fucking disturbed thing you can imagine. I’ve never heard anyone say they get off on a chick with one leg, or (worse), a chick with two legs until dinner, at which point she gets turned into a chick with one leg.

I have, however, heard a girl ask my buddy if he was into being shit upon. At which point he dry heaved. (Surprisingly, she wasn’t into vomit sex.)

By: John Whorfin

John Whorfin — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:24:55 +0000

you know that would help solve a host of geometrical problems

I’m sure you’ve had that moment when your arm just isn’t quite long enough
you can’t quite get your finger to where it needs to be
at least not without interrupting something you dare not interrupt
let’s say your in your car
or at the movies

wouldn’t it be convenient if you could just grab your left arm with your right, pop it off, and give her a proper thumbs up?

By: Kid Presentable

Kid Presentable — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:12:29 +0000

Then by all means, Whorfin, chop off your arm and fist your girl with it next time she begs for it. But beware, you’ll never be able to wash the santorum off that phantom limb of yours.

By: John Whorfin

John Whorfin — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:08:11 +0000

*making me look

fucker