In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Round One action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.

7. Barely Legal

Literal Meaning: “A term used in pornography advertising to describe models who have only recently reached the legal age to appear in pornography.”

What The Intarwebs Say: HOTT!

Notable Advocates: Dave Eggers, Cory Doctorow, Paul Byrd

10. Chikan

Literal Meaning: “The Japanese term used to refer to frotteurism, , or men who commit such acts (the term for women who commit such acts is chijo). Crowded trains are the most common target of chikan and chijo, and as part of the effort to combat the problem, some railway companies designate women-only passenger cars during rush hours.”

What The Intarwebs Say: “You gotta be pretty to draw the chikan.”

Notable Advocates: Shigeru Miyamoto, Mickey Tettleton, Harold Reynolds