In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Round One action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.
5. Belonephilia
Literal Meaning: “Sexual arousal from the use of pins and needles. ”
The Intarwebs say: “I can’t say it’s something I’d particularly like to try for myself, especially in the vulva area, but the lady in the photo here certainly seems to be getting a lot of fun out of it!” [V. NSFW]
Notable Advocates: Jason Mraz, Rick Dees, Clark Kellogg
12. Wired Voltage Porn
Literal Meaning: “Stimulation reached by being attached to an electric current, either to the genitals or nipples.”
Wiki says: Not much, but there is this NSFW video.
Notable Advocates: Harvey Keitel, Dane Cook, KRS-ONE
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To quote the original white rapper Necro’s bastardized line: ‘Pin’s and needles/needles and pins/I hope god forgives me for my sins/ I guess it all depends on if I keep on killing my girlfriends.’
Sorry… forgot to say great post – can’t wait to read your next one!
To quote the original white rapper Necro’s bastardized line: ‘Pin’s and needles/needles and pins/I hope god forgives me for my sins/ I guess it all depends on if I keep on killing my girlfriends.’
After I watched the electro sex video, I locked the doors and got my gun out. I should be ok by Monday.
anything “dane” is into has to be something weird; wrong; why is he still alive?
Wired Voltage on the Interwebs? Try this (extremely NSFW):
wiredpussy.com
I’ll be in the corner, sobbing and rocking myself to sleep in the fetal position if anyone needs me.
AGGHHHHHHHH vs. OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD.
“Endo, meet Mr. Martin Riggs. Endo here has forgotten more about dispensing pain than you and I will ever know. “
Wow, I’ve never been so proud of myself for NOT becoming aroused from porn. Although, I have a bad feeling that video will sneak into my mind every time I try to “take care of myself” for the next six months.
Ok I’m lost. It says pins and needles. That’s fine. Nothing about genitals. But for the other, it clearly states electricity to the nipples or GENITALS. Am I missing something? How can being electricuted in the junk be better than a needle or pin somewhere? (not in genitals)…..but I have a foot fetish so what do I know.
The Cheers character Sam Malone was heavily into the wired voltage shit.
This is my favorite match-up so far.
KRS-ONE did Sprite commercials? Fuck. Kool Moe Dee never did any of that shit.
I still haven’t forgiven KRS-ONE for doing fucking Sprite commercials, but you can keep you goddamn needles away from my wedding equipment, thank you very goddamn much.
When I checked out the initial bracket, I thought “there’s some nasty shit here, I’d best sit this one out.” But Wired Voltage Porn really caught my eye.
If Harvey Keitel and KRS ONE endorse Wired Voltage Porn, I’m all for it.
I had this 12 seed as my upset special.
I hate needles. Shock my balls all day long if you want.
Must…not…click…links..again.
My job actually promotes a wired voltage shock policy. Every time we stray from work-related details, we get a shock to our nether regions. It’s stimulating.
If the electricity fries your balls and evaporates your seed milk then what? Fuck that, gimme some local anesthesia and a needle any day.
My naughty bits are in pain just reading this.
And a needle leaves a mark, a charge is less likely to.
It’s neck and neck, tit for clit, dick for dat…….it’s a WAR!
The girls in the Wiredpussy fetish movies always look like they’re having a really good time:
http://www.adultsitevlog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/wiredpussy_clairedames_annetteschwarz.jpg
So I really don’t think there’s anything bad with Electro Sex. I’ve seen guys get their dicks wired to similar devices and all it does is make them really really stiff and cum involuntarily.
Pins and needles on the other hand… I don’t see how that is pleasurable at all. I get that piercing is cool and all but this is more like Sexual Acupuncture. I don’t see the appeal of turning your dick or tits into a pin cushion.
Jesus! Getting a needle through the wang is a lot worse than a charge to it.
I mean, at least a charge might help performance.
Getting shocked in the nanner and potatoes seems like a fucking walk in the park next to poking them with needles. Fuck that.
So much pain