In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Round One action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.
4. Car crash fetish
Literal Meaning: “Those who get stimulated by being in or witnessing car crashes.”
The Intarwebs say: “One of JG Ballard’s greatest novels is Crash, a dark and magnificent tale of car crash fetishists. As a tribute to Ballard, a private pilot known as Crashman brought his fascination with airplane crashes online for the public to, er, enjoy. For years, Crashman has collected videos of plane crashes and edited them to music. In 2006, he uploaded the bulk of them to YouTube as an ‘experiment.’”
Notable Advocates: James Spader,
13. Incest
Literal Meaning: “Any sexual activity between closely related persons and (often within the immediate family) that is illegal or socially taboo. Prevalence is difficult to generalize, but research has estimated 10-15% of the general population as having at least one incest experience, with less than 2% involving intercourse or attempted intercourse.”
The Intarwebs say: Now safe in Romania!
Notable Advocates: Alia Shawkat, Angelina Jolie, Titans fans
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this brings up the magic question:
is fucking a step-relative incest? I assume in the biblical sense, no, but it must make awkward dinners
Incest 1″ Hey timmy, pass the potatos”
Incest 2 “want my balls in em, sis?”
BBR, same situation as you.
From what I’ve read, genetically you’re fine as long as you’re on generation removed (1st cousins are ok). At least that’s what I read somewhere.
I haven’t had sex with a car crash, but I have with train wrecks.
/waits for applause
“Those who get stimulated by being in or witnessing car crashes.” Whew, remind me to NEVER get into a car with them They’re probably headed home to watch the new snuff movie that came today.
Ok, I need a ruling here.
I was adopted. I have a first cousin that I find extremely attractive, but she’s not related to me by blood. Am I a disgusting human being for wanting to get naked with her?
In other words, I voted in favor of car crashes.
West Virginia is polling a predictable 100% in favor of car crashes.
I still have nightmares about “Spanking the Monkey”
It hurts me that there are more than 100 people on this site who find car crashes more offensive than incest. On the other hand, can I meet these guys’ sisters?
Is The Dreamers actually about incest? I’ve never seen it, but what I do know is that Eva Green gets way naked in it
incest is the best
but your sister to the test
put some motion
in the ocean
while your mother
gets the lotion
Holy crap, this is hilarious, West Virginia and Arkansas are 100% Car Crash at this point. My brother worked in Fort Smith, AR, for a while and verifies that cousin-lovin’ jokes are NOT considered humorous there. You are immediately offending 1 out of every 4 co-workers.
If your 2st cousin once removed is straddling you while you are driving into a brick wall in a Crown Vic – does that count as Car Crash Fetish or Incest?
My 2st cousin? When would this have happened? A Blursday in Smarch?
I voted for incest just so I wouldn’t look bad.
/also needs to learn how to spell Polamalu
Hmmm, interesting enough, you look at the state-by-state results, car crash gets 100% of the Arkansan (Arkansasian? whatever) vote.
I voted for car crashes fetish.
Robots don’t drive cars, people drive cars. If there’s a serious crash, someone’s getting hurt.
Incest is disgusting, of course, but at least if it’s consensual, it’s done out of love. All you need is love.
If anything, this should be an 8-9 game, just cause it’s a tough choice, but needing someone else to get fucked up is always worse than admittedly disgusting inter-family dating.
Does the fetish include all transportation methods?
It seems so because you reference plane crashes. This might explain Corey Lidle’s flying abilitites. If skis are included too, I guess Natasha Richardson was an advocate.
Yeah, I don’t get how “incest” is a fetish either. Unless they’re referring to certain porn movies where they hire two women who look vaguely alike and then claim it’s “Mother-Daughter Lesbian Sex!” or an old bag and a young kid and call it “Mother fucks her son!”
Speaking of which, Spanking The Monkey was an awesome movie. I’m probably the one person who knows what I’m talking about though.
Anyway, if Incest fetish is just watching other families fuck each other, that’s not too nasty. It’s their lives. And don’t tell me a mother “teaching” her daughter how to lick pussy doesn’t excite some of you sick fucks. On the other hand, I don’t see any redeeming value in Car Crash sex at all. It’s just a more expensive version of Auto-Asphyxiation.
My vote is for Car Crash sex. Don’t judge me.
It was a White Crown Vic.
I actually don’t agree that incest is a fetish, in the true sense of the word fetish. I would reason that it is more of an act.
What colour is the Vic?
Is the guy in the poster meant to look like Gus Frerotte?
If your 2st cousin once removed is straddling you while you are driving into a brick wall in a Crown Vic – does that count as Car Crash Fetish or Incest?
Because I can’t vote until I have a ruling. I’m still paying off that Vic you know.
West Virginia appears to be refusing to vote on this one. Can’t imagine why.
I kinda get car crash, weird enough. It’s the adrenaline rush of witnessing or experiencing that level of destruction. Probably the favorite of adrenaline addicts. It could include people getting hurt or killed. It’s all about that near-death or death moment. A little further along that trail are serial killer couples who have to kill in order to get it on.
Disgusting, reprehensible, probably psychotic, yes. But incest is damn disgusting through and through.
i don’t see how maiming has to be part of it. u can enjoy a car crash for the impact and the mechanical destruction. I can totally see how somebody would get off on that
on the other hand, if your sister is smooth like that, the only thing wrong with her is that she’s your sister. how ‘nasty’ is that?
This whole fetish series sucks!
I assume car crashes has to involve some of pain and/or maiming for the those in the car. I’d rather bang my sister than rub one out over the mangled remains of some poor woman trapped in the wreckage of a car accident.
It’s a tough call, but I guess you have to take into consideration how far a fetish goes. Like, if I have a hot cousin and kiss him in a game of spin the bottle (never happened, no hot cousins here) that’s not incest. Stuff like dAndy was talking about, that’s creeptastic.
And then car crashes, I mean if you get turned on by the mechanical carnage, that’s fine, you just really like action movies, but if you want people to get hurt, then that’s kind of weird.
Is incest technically a fetish?
In the words of Dave Attell: “Like I can’t pull out when I’m fucking my cousin.” Also, the only people currently imprisoned for incest are in Michigan, so “Titans Fans” should be changed to any team in the north midwest.
That said, car crashes are awesome. They totally give me a hardon.
I just think about that dude in Austria, and suddenly getting turned on by car crashes is pretty okay in my book. Odd, but okay.
They’ve got airbags and stuff these days, anyhow.
My comment is awaiting moderation?!?!?! WHAT THE FACK!
I’m disappointed Mick Foley didn’t make the “notable advocates” list after listing the Taboo series as his favorite porn trilogy.
I get that incest is problematic, but being turned on by destruction and injury is a little more fucked up in my opinion. While I don’t endorse incest in any way, I can at least understand it.
Further promoting michigan car crashes.
something about stretchers, flames, scrunched metal and the jaws of life that excite me.
@ Punch: I grew up in redneckville and the general rule of thumb was as long as it was a 4th cousin or farther you were ok.
/knows a fucker that married his 2nd cousin and has 2 kids with her.
//nope never saw the kids. don’t know if they are tards are not.
///guy was a little slow to begin with anyhow
I have 9 female cousins, a young aunt and a sister. There are 2 clunkers in the bunch. I’ve never done it, but I’ve thought about it.
Surprisingly, the Great Lakes region — Michigan, Illinois and Wisconsin — seems to be leading the way in thinking a car crash fetish is much worse than incest.
I guess the auto industry’s big there, and in their eyes, getting sexually aroused over the destruction of one of the cars they built is a combination of incest andnecrophilia.
That, or the Midwest is full of inbred retards.
I found the the movie Crash (James Spader version) to be completely disturbing, but the idea of sex with one of my brothers rushes on by disturbing and straight to the land of horrifying. Blech.
How close of a familial relationship is considered incest? 2nd Cousins?
You know, just curious.
Whoever seeded incest as a #13 seed and car crashes a #4 kisses his sister.
Literally.
If incest doesn’t win this one then it shall be proven that the majority of the readers of KSK are from the states of Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, South Carolina, Kentucky, and West Virginia. Oh, and New Mexico.
what is so wrong with incest?
Incest takes an early lead. This confuses me as the voters are from WV, VA, PA, KY do not understand why incest is even in a “nasty fetish” bracket.
Who the hell is taking car crash fetishes over incest? Those are some sick mothafuckas.