In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Round One action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.

2. Fecophilia

Literal Meanings: A desire to get shat upon, or introduce feces into sex

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Notable Advocates: Patrick Willis, Laura Ingraham, Demetri Martin

15. Agalmatophilia

Literal Meaning: “A paraphilia concerned with the sexual attraction to a statue, doll, mannequin or other similar figurative object. The attraction may include the desire for actual sexual contact with the objects, a fantasy of having sexual (or non-sexual) encounters with the animate or inanimate instances of the preferred objects, the act of watching encounters between the objects themselves, or sexual pleasure gained from thoughts of being transformed or transforming another into the preferred object.”

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Notable Advocates: Jeremy Piven, Nicolas Sarkozy, Paul Hogan