In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Round One action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.
7. Menophilia
Literal Meaning: “Described as being sexually excited by a female during menstruation. This can be further described as people who are turned on by the smell, image, taste or feel of the blood expelled during menstruation.”
The Intarwebs say: Nothing that is safe for work
Notable Advocates: Evan Byah, Leonard Maltin, Conor Oberst
10. Navel
Literal Meaning: “A sexual fetish in which an individual is attracted to the human navel. A navel fetishist can be sexually aroused by a variety of stimuli, including key words, thoughts or specific forms of physical interaction with the navel such as viewing, licking or sniffing. This attention is usually directed at a partner’s navel, but may include a fixation on the fetishist’s own belly-button.”
Wiki says: “Some navel fetishists engage in outercourse involving the navel, or navel torture – where the objective is to inflict intense sensory stimulation and even pain to a person’s belly button. In contrast, some male fetishists get pleasure from navel intercourse. The male places his penis inside a woman’s belly button. This is generally more achievable with larger women, however any belly button can host a penis. Some males also get pleasure by picking a woman’s belly button.”
Notable Advocates: Philip Seymour Hoffman, Ray Allen, Rainn Wilson
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I actually have friends that are into both of these…I know they are sick…
@ CVE
And then this man of will showed them what will really was.
I don’t trust anything that bleeds for 3 days and doesn’t die.
Now we all know that most of us has had sex with a chick when she was “surfing the crimson wave”. Now getting a Bloody Sanchez aint my thing.
@Mo
Sorry, dude, no car wreck. I’ll send you a care package with a used tampon, condom and anal beads. That should help you get through the weekend.
*shick = chick
@ TheSonOfDad: This topic was a big discussion in last week’s mailbag. It’s not like squirting porn where a shick is shooting milk 10 feet across the room.
dAndy-
Squirting porn is absolutely disgusting.
Nothing wrong with tapping a bad MS Paint job, but getting off on that shit is just gnarly when that’s what floats your boat. Yeah, the belly button nailage is weird, but not nasty.
P. muthafuckin S. I have now doubly confirmed the female phenomenon of squirting/gushing or whatever the fuck you wanna call it. I have now classified homeslice’s enjoyment in Level 1 and Level 2 categories. Level 1 = she’s great and satisfied. Level 2 = holy shit she liked that.
@Rock’s tags;
/you’re doing it wrong
The thing is, there’s at least one fetish in this tournament that all KSK Kommenters have either tried (red wings for me, hence my vote for the navel) or are actually into
One? You must be new here. I think there’s at least 15 of these things that I’m in to, but I doubt I make the top ten of KSK commenters where number of sick fetishes is concerned.
We should do a pool to see who we think would be the number 1 sick fetishist. I say it’s obviously Drew.
Or FMRA. Hmmm…
Sträy Tïttÿ
Otto wins.
I think we have a winna. Blood >> Belly Button.
\disappointed (impressed?) no “bleed for three days doesn’t die” jokes
\has a reason to dust off “120 Days of Sodom”, not that I need a reason or anything….
@The Virgin Connie Swayle
Having sex with a girl on her period =/ Having a period fetish
Either way, just because you’ve “tried” one shouldn’t effect your vote
Again, if you haven’t parted the red sea you haven’t lived yet. Ghostface taught me well.
The thing is, there’s at least one fetish in this tournament that all KSK Kommenters have either tried (red wings for me, hence my vote for the navel) or are actually into. At some level, we’re all sick bastards.
Now back to the destruction of my bracket.
I’m going to start a hair-metal band called “Stray Titty”
Nice, but you need to umlaut that a little — Sträy Tïttÿ.
What’s wrong with a little navel love? Don’t be a dummy, cum on her tummy (button).
What, no Dave Foley in the list of Menophilia advocates? He’s the guys that’s okay with menstruation.
I hope CVE dies in a car wreck on the way home.
I’m going to start a hair-metal band called “Stray Titty”
I thought menophilia was called Saturday?
This is a true story. I was at a strip club in Toronto and picked out a beauty of Egyption descent for a lap dance. For one of the numbers she wrapped her legs around my chest and did a little frottage action. (I was leaning back against the booth with my shoulders and had my ass on the front edge of the seat, so there was room for her to get the legs all the way around and clasped at the ankles). At the end of the night, back at the hotel, I noticed a dark smudge/stain on my shirt. On further inspection, I determined it was indeed menses. I never washed that shirt, and it became a conversation piece I kept in my office.
On the other hand, I heard it attracts bears.
I can see the menstration thing…it would be like goin all Ray Lewis on that shit (with your penis).
FMRA has name-dropped de Sade multiple times this week. Someone’s in the mood to get flayed…
I drink your period! I drink it up!
@ JW
You won’t shake my hand but would you smell my fingers?
@CVE
GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well, Charlie Sheen, I think MRs. laid it out pretty well about what a fetish is. if you are obsessed over bellybuttons you DO have a fetish. just, not all that nasty a problem in my book
@ JW.
Ah, yes I know there are plenty of hot women out there. The problem was, where I grew up, I made my rounds through them already. Small towns do not produce the desired quantities. Hey, I doubt that it is possible for me to feel degraded. I am too conceited.
man I got five bucks that says CVE is English or of primarily Anglo-Saxon descent
this is beyond some German and Japanese shit, here.
don’t be afraid to be yourself. but I don’t ever want to shake your hand…
Wait, which one was eating people and which one was fucking a surgically created hole? I might be getting my revolting fetishes mixed up.
The navel is a fetish? Seriously? Is a handjob a fetish too?
The menstrual one, meh, I’ll fuck a girl when she’s on the rag, doesn’t make a ton of difference (it sounds more squishy.)
But people who actively dig that are pretty nasty. Easy win.
@ CVE,
Jesus Christ man!
“you’d have done the same”
dude. NO. I wouldn’t
there’s plenty of beautiful, smoking hot women out there who love sex and don’t make you beg like a dog and eat human garbage for it.
you ate the tampon because you wanted to, that’s fine. but no woman, no person, is worth degrading yourself for.
@ CVE: . . . Dude.
@ Gooch: Wait, so drinking menstrual blood somehow isn’t a gateway to vore?
I will admit that I enjoy poking women’s bellybuttons (with my finger, you sick fucks) for no good reason, but getting off on menstrual blood? Fuck me, that shit is fucked up.
Fuck, seriously…. “turned on by the smell, image, taste or feel of the blood expelled during menstruation” is very much not “having sex while on your period”.
They are both done out of need, but in one is the need for menstrual blood, with sex as the vehicle, while the other is the need for sex, with menstrual blood as a necessary evil.
This is a case where ordering of priorities matters. A lot.
squirt =/= piss
female ejaculate is the result of a woman having a violent orgasm, not the body’s attempt to rid itself of toxins, dead tissue, and undigestible matter. nothing disgusting about it
Clare, every time you post, I stare at your pink box. I’m sorry.
@Gooch..
It was worth it. Trust me, if you knew this girl, you’d have done the same. I (possibly)would have eaten a steaming pile of her feces to have a roll in the hay with her.
nah, man. be happy with it. do u.
just for me, if i gotta eat another person’s waste to win a bet, I’d rather lose the bet
red wings = banging on the rag
red badge of courage = eating a chick out when she is on the rag
And don’t forget:
war paint = smearing said mense blood on your face/torso, usually in interesting patterns or geometric shapes, in a triumphant signal of your accomplishment.
Or is that just me?
Yeah, I don’t think there’s anything nasty about either of these. You guys were all excited about getting pissed on, er, I mean “squirted” on the other day so if you want one type of disgusting fluid on you, you shouldn’t discriminate.
Although it’s hard to imagine a belly button fetish being nasty. Even if you try to stick your dick in it, it’s still pretty normal. Sticking your dick between her tits, feet, or armpit is perfectly normal so why not her bb?
This should’ve been an #8 vs #9 match up.
@JW
How so? I got what I came for. I have no bag, I go for the gusto.
Invoking the Marquis de Sade on KSK? What other delights do you have in that big, juicy brain, fmra?
CVE – Good God, man. I hope it was worth it.
I’m pretty sure that the navel fetish is the gateway to vore, so I’m going to have to vote for that. We need to think of the children here.
So many jobs will be lost due to this fucking tournament
/prepares resume
if you ask me you already lost bro
but IF that’s your bag, you might as well drink out of it
mmmmm ‘Stray titty’
oh fuck, what? where am I?
@ JW….
I wanted to sleep with this girl in the worst way..she was on her rag and said no. I told her to make a wager and if she won, no go. If I won, balls deep. She got creative and said: Suck on my tampon. I said: Sure. Moral of the story: I will not lose.
Yes, I think it’s important to reiterate (for the duration of the tournament, in fact) that there’s a clear distinction between truly fetishistic behavior and a night or two of (possibly drunk) deviance. Liking tall women is not the same as lusting after a 50-foot-tall giantess who could crush you with a stray titty; similarly, sleeping with your girlfriend while she’s on her period is NOT the same as getting a boner from sniffing a wastebin full of discarded tampons. Read the Marquis du Sade, people. Those who have fetishes cannot enjoy your standard bread-and-butter sex. They NEED chopped-off nipples. They NEED to consume feces. They NEED flogging and little boys and all sorts of sick shit you and your one-night foray into belly button lovin’ have never even dreamed of. Fetishism is not experimentation; it’s a way of life.
What can I say? There are some things it’s worth being a stickler about.
dude……fuck.
/shakes head slowly
charlie definitely earned the Top Freak Award today.
You know, I would totally believe Evan Bayh was into menophilia…
nothing wrong with taking the red line. also, i enjoy filling up the chick’s navel when i finish (if she’s ok with it), just for shits and giggles. if it’s not there to be my cum dumpster, i don’t know why it even exists.
hey blood happens, but if you go out looking for it, that’s kind of creepy
of course, anybody that’s got a bellybutton deep enough to be fucked is disgusting anyhow
but on a normal, flat stomach a nice bellybutton is a welcome plaything
I loves me the period blood!
@ QLJ…I know dude, I have actually sucked on a tampon to win a bet with a girl.
@ UU.
Yes. Speaking of stirring paint, when you go from bloddy vag to anal brown, the color combination is fantastic. End it all with a glossy coat of white and you have a masterpiece..
Anything involving blood will automatically get a +10 in terms of nastiness.
That said…eating a belly button? Given that few people clean that sucker out, that’s nasty!
Menophilia in a blood slide.
@CVE: dude…damn.
@QLJ, one more example why the internet is a terrible place.
Gonna have to go with Mrs. Ankiel on this one, belly button banging just seems physically difficult/restrictive/meh.
I think most guys have earned red wings at one point, but really…it’s a disaster.
@CVE, dude having sex with a girl on her peiod is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY like WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY different than what this shit is. Did you click the link? If you didn’t dont. that shit made me throw up in my desk side trash can now my whole office thinks i have the flu but really i saw a 280 pound chick sucking on her dirty tampon
FMRA,
The penis doesn’t have to go INTO the belly button, it just has to be hosted. Would it like to take its shoes off? How about a tasty beverage?
nothing wrong with a little period love, just make sure you throw a dark towel down first, and wash it right away!!
We went over this a few weeks ago. Once again we need clarification
red wings = banging on the rag
red badge of courage = eating a chick out when she is on the rag
correct?
And again I stand by my statement that banging a chick on the rag is like stirring paint with your dick
How does one place a penis inside a belly button unless said penis is very, very small?
Or said belly button is very, very gaping?
BLECH. At least menses fetishes can be indulged by people with normal-sized anatomies.
Also, the menstrual blood clots go great with toast.
I gotta vote the navel. I am DOWN with the menophilia. You mean to tell me that nobody here has earned their Red Wings?
boo. I have a navel fetish.
yeah, pretty creepy but not at that “Put your pants on and RUUUUUNNN!” level
more like, “ok she wants me to eat her coochie blood. nooooo, but let me finish what I’m doing and see if I can get a hold of her phone and delete my number before i walk out the door never to return”
What they said. Menophilia is this year’s George Mason.
Menophilia: that is SO WRONG.
Navel: I learned something new today. But not THAT creepy.
Uh yeah it is. Menophilia was actually robbed. It should have been a #4 at the very least.
this #7 seed is a serious dark horse.