Comments on: Nasty Fetish Tournament Opening Round — Christmas Ape Regional No. 3 vs. No. 14

By: make it snow

make it snow — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 02:08:12 +0000

I’m not sure what either of these is doing in the tournament.

By: Rikadyn

Rikadyn — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 01:06:12 +0000

How is dry humping a 3 seed when Squicking didn’t even get in the tourny.

By: andy

andy — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:35:09 +0000

Frottage is pretty close to the japanese thing we had on here recently.

But I’m going with leather. Who likes bagpiping I mean really

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:56:55 +0000

Leather itself is actually pretty fun, but ofcourse people make some seriously disturbed shit with it (as aptly described by FMRA.)

Frottage, meh. Even if it’s non-consensual, how nasty is that, really? So you grind your dick against a girl a few times, she gets angry and slaps you/knees you in the balls (what was that called again?)/throws a drink in your face/takes you home.

Neither of these is making it to the final four.

By: TheK-GunNeedsReloaded

TheK-GunNeedsReloaded — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:56:11 +0000

Punch with the Dexter’s Lab reference? Wow.

By: MiguelSanchez

MiguelSanchez — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:49:27 +0000

I want something that says “Leather Daddy”

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:19:46 +0000

…with a little bump and griiiiiiind

12 Play makes a comeback on KSK, who knew?

By: BlahPunked

BlahPunked — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:15:28 +0000

So Frottage is not what goes down in the club…. I guess I’ll have to change my business cards.

By: LaFavre's Next Retirement

LaFavre's Next Retirement — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:06:17 +0000

@FMRA – No, but once when I was in a store that I thought was a gag gift store, only to find out it was a sex shop, looking for a blow up – well never mind what I was looking for. As I was saying, I was in this store and got confronted by this young female salesperson wearing a very short skirt, well it wasn’t really a skirt it was more of a big belt and a thong. So she startled me and I backed up and felt something pressing into my ass, and when I turned to see what it was, well, you can imagine my embarrasment when it turned out to be this very large, anatomically correct penis shaped device that I’m sure was some sort of medical aide. That is why I am scared shitless of getting poked by one of those things, in the ass.

By: The Gooch

The Gooch — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 19:45:21 +0000

I can’t believe I have to post this link for the second day in a row, but here it is:

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/its_not_easy_being_a_frotteur

Frottage is NOT consensual. At least, not in its nastiest, purest form, which is what I believe we should consider in a tournament like this.