In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers of With Leather and Kissing Suzy Kolber to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Round One action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.
8. Farting
Literal Meaning: People who go mad for flatus.
The Intarwebs Say: They say Pfffffftttt. And they say it on Cakefarts.
Notable Advocates: Arianna Huffington, A.J. Hawk, Jonathan Krohn
9. Vore
Literal Meaning: “This is arousal by the thought of being eaten by someone, eating someone else, or watching someone eat somebody else. It is called “vore” for short. Perhaps this is related to cannibalism, but how someone develops a fetish like this, I really could not even speculate upon. It involves pure fantasy (at least hopefully it does), since it would be very difficult to make any of the aforementioned situations reality.”
Wiki Says: The fantasy may include digestion. Any peristalsis heavy fetish is one you have to respect, right?
Notable Advocates: Dan Clowes, Matt Lauer, Uma Thurman
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Happy Valentine’s Day!
I liked the video for cakefarts. Nice ass!
i don’t care. misty from pokemon is hot. you used the wrong picure to sway me sir.
Human, supposedly tastes like pork.
It’s also why in cannibalistic cultures is referred to as Long Pork.
/Do you really want to know.
Anybody else have a sudden hankering for some chocolate cake? It’s like scat porn for wussies.
I have to say, both of these are pretty damn nasty and disgusting. But I’ll vote for cannibalism because it’s also disturbing, frightening, and evil. The first is an act of dominance or submission, which, while again, disgusting and unhealthy, are harmless. The second is an act of sociopathy and serial-killers.
Particularly because from what I’ve heard, humans don’t even taste good. Apparently, we taste disgusting and that’s partly the reason why we don’t have any natural predators.
When I’m jacking off to the extreme, I like to think of Hannibal, the Donner party, or the Uruguayan Rugby team. It’s like the base-jumping of masturbation, but sinew-y. Vorism FTW.
That cakefarts video was surprisingly tame. When I saw the tag at the bottom that said “From the guy who brought you 2 girls 1 cup,” I fully expected her to take a giant shit all over that cake.
Hmmm cake.
Shotgun Bukakke just wins. A Google search for ‘Japanese Shotgun Bukakke’ comes up with 82,800 hits. That sounds like a good sized shotgun.
Someone get Hillary Scott on the phone, you know she’s up for it.
I like how we are discussing depraved sexual acts, and what pops up on the sidebar? Pedialyte ads.
I’ve never laughed harder AND been more grossed out than when I watched that cake farts video. Nicely done.
A Vore case actually happened in Germany (of course) a few years ago. I’m too lazy to look it up, but as I recall a man contracted with another man on the Internet to be killed and eaten–it was carried out. Imagine the eater’s Scheisse [sp?] film.
If you’re grossed out by farts just wait till they get to scat.
when joe from the mailroom farts in the elevator I… JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Cake is delicious
/ignites PoFlaWa because I can
Them’s fightin words.
“I’m gonna fart in your food…”
My god I just chose cake farts as ok vs something else…is there no end?
Wait dude how does this work again? We vote for the one that is more stomach-turning, or the one where, yeah, maybe I could get down with that?
Farting? We talkin’ bout FARTING?
Come, on man. We ain’t even talking about no shits. We talkin about FARTIN.
shotgun bukkake? that’s enough to make me want to go home
shotgun bukkake
Now that’s inspired. +1 for you.
Vore? Is that even a possible?
We should institute a rule: you actually have to get why this might be possible. Eating a partner’s leg off isn’t arousing at all.
Now farting in your partner’s face…that’s nasty!!!!
Wait wait wait wait wait.
Are we talking about ACTUALLY eating someone, or FANTASIZING about eating someone. If I’m reading this correctly, we’re talking about FANTASIZING about eating someone. I’m not sure that’s worse than getting a few sharticles sprayed into your mouth.
And what exactly do we mean by “eating” “someone.” Sometimes I’m tempted to take a bite out of my girlfriend’s ass. Does this qualify?
OK, I’ve talked myself into it. I’m voting for farting.
I wonder if any of that cake is left over?
@Jackin: I don’t see conservatives going for vore; Grassley, for example, has a seppuku fetish, and Cheney likes shotgun bukkake.
/fanning PoFlaWa fire because I’m still at work and sober
The real sickos: Those aroused by vore farts. Let me tell you, when I, er, someone lets one go and says, ‘whoa, that leg of man is not sitting right,’ you run.
the old airport blumpkin not sounding all that bad compared to some of this nonsense
/wide stance
I’m concerned that I’m not as repulsed by Cakefarts as I should be.
Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.
Well now, going with that logic, I have to vote for vore. That jusst seems like it belongs in the realm of the mentally deranged or toe-tapping conservatives.
/ignites PoFlaWa because I can
So, would eating monkey brains qualify as Zombie Vore Necrobestiality porn?
So how close is Vore to Zombie porn? Technically, eating brains could be considered both…and if you’re eating monkey brains, then we get over into necrobestiality…man, fetishes are AWESOME.
/cries softly to self
//ashamed for all humanity
///hook me up with some Zombie Monkey Vore Necrobestiality bad MS Paint, please…
I don’t know. This particular eight-seed has a tendency to sneak by unexpectedly.
Though silent and deadly, I think farting is going to lose this one in a squeaker.
this one also seems like a no-brainer
go to any strip-club. ask a dancer. she will probably be able to point out a dude that pays to be on the receiving end of a fart. creepy? yest. nasty. sure a little.
the other thing…well you got Jeffrey Dahmer
though i have yet to meet a chick who enjoys the smell of a fart while giving head
especially if her back is to NFL Sunday ticket
and I’m eating a sandwich she made me with a beer she opened
somehow eHarmony isn’t able to help me, either
You’re nothing but a smear on the Sports page to me, you slimy, ugly, intestinal parasite! Eat me! Eat me!
Clink on the cakefarts link and FREE YOUR MIND. Def NSFW though unless you work where I do. I’m about to show that shit to my boss. His PC has sound too. YIPEE!
I completely fail to see how EATING someone is a sexual turn on…
Farting wins by default.
I suppose it may just be common sense, but do the links need NSFW warnings? Cakefarts specifically.
Again guys, I am jsut not sure about the seeding on this. I think these both deserved higher seeds. If someone farted while having sex, whatever it happens. But people into farting like it when people fart in their face and in their mouth. That is nasty. And eating someone or being eaten. I say these are 3 and 4 seeds. And I STILL dont understand how fucking a gaping wound is a 16 seed. ive been shaking my head all day about that one.
Farting is absolutely foul unless it’s one of your own. Then it’s fantastic.
/smug
Vore for the win, and thank you for bringing that term into my life
Well, I think we all know what Fat Bastard is going to vote for.