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	<title>Comments on: Nasty Fetish Tournament Opening Round &#8212; Ape Regional 5 vs. 12</title>
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		<title>By: Lesticles</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lesticles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:29:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that picture with the bag had is just creepy.  Robot Sex for the win.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that picture with the bag had is just creepy.  Robot Sex for the win.</p>
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		<title>By: Phocion</title>
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		<dc:creator>Phocion</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 11:46:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t care how nice you make it look, robot sex is still nothing more than the fantasy of some lonely geek living in his parent&#039;s basement brought to life.  And I want no part of acting that out.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t care how nice you make it look, robot sex is still nothing more than the fantasy of some lonely geek living in his parent&#8217;s basement brought to life.  And I want no part of acting that out.</p>
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		<title>By: naptown drew</title>
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		<dc:creator>naptown drew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 04:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If robots can be entrusted to teach Japanese children, robots can be entrusted to be the best friend I never had for the rest of my life.  Let&#039;s stay home tonight and &quot;tweak your code!&quot;

And by &quot;tweak your code,&quot; I mean fuck robot pussy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If robots can be entrusted to teach Japanese children, robots can be entrusted to be the best friend I never had for the rest of my life.  Let&#8217;s stay home tonight and &#8220;tweak your code!&#8221;</p>
<p>And by &#8220;tweak your code,&#8221; I mean fuck robot pussy.</p>
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		<title>By: Needs More Cheerleaders</title>
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		<dc:creator>Needs More Cheerleaders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 03:11:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt; Needs More Cheerleaders: Based on the fact that the Borg were the baddest mothafuckas in the galaxy assimilating entire species and planets and the Terminator is just an extrapolation of human technology in a future reality where AI controls this planet. &lt;/i&gt;

One on one, I wouldn&#039;t give much chance to the single borg drone.

As for personal preference, okay. I think Glau &gt; Ryan, but to each his own.


&lt;i&gt; still glad my dick errs on the side of ‘looks like a teenager: nevermind’ &lt;/i&gt;

Dude... Where&#039;s the adventure? The excitement? Live a little!

What? Oh, hello Mr Hansen.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i> Needs More Cheerleaders: Based on the fact that the Borg were the baddest mothafuckas in the galaxy assimilating entire species and planets and the Terminator is just an extrapolation of human technology in a future reality where AI controls this planet. </i></p>
<p>One on one, I wouldn&#8217;t give much chance to the single borg drone.</p>
<p>As for personal preference, okay. I think Glau &gt; Ryan, but to each his own.</p>
<p><i> still glad my dick errs on the side of ‘looks like a teenager: nevermind’ </i></p>
<p>Dude&#8230; Where&#8217;s the adventure? The excitement? Live a little!</p>
<p>What? Oh, hello Mr Hansen.</p>
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		<title>By: Triksyfire</title>
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		<dc:creator>Triksyfire</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>People who want to have sex with robots freak me out. That has to be a personality disorder..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>People who want to have sex with robots freak me out. That has to be a personality disorder..</p>
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		<title>By: John Whorfin</title>
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		<dc:creator>John Whorfin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>don&#039;t be mad.  more for you!

and Charlie Sheen</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>don&#8217;t be mad.  more for you!</p>
<p>and Charlie Sheen</p>
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		<title>By: John Whorfin</title>
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		<dc:creator>John Whorfin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Er, Summer Glau is 27 years old…&quot;

still glad my dick errs on the side of &#039;looks like a teenager: nevermind&#039;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Er, Summer Glau is 27 years old…&#8221;</p>
<p>still glad my dick errs on the side of &#8216;looks like a teenager: nevermind&#8217;</p>
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		<title>By: jackin'4beats</title>
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		<dc:creator>jackin'4beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:18:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ Needs More Cheerleaders: Based on the fact that the Borg were the baddest mothafuckas in the galaxy assimilating entire species and planets and the Terminator is just an extrapolation of human technology in a future reality where AI controls this planet.

And the fact that Jeri Ryan is much better qualified to get the pain train than whoever that teenage chick is.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ Needs More Cheerleaders: Based on the fact that the Borg were the baddest mothafuckas in the galaxy assimilating entire species and planets and the Terminator is just an extrapolation of human technology in a future reality where AI controls this planet.</p>
<p>And the fact that Jeri Ryan is much better qualified to get the pain train than whoever that teenage chick is.</p>
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		<title>By: Nimby</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nimby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can you guess the name of Billy&#039;s planet?  IT WAS EARTH! DON&#039;T DATE ROBOTS!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can you guess the name of Billy&#8217;s planet?  IT WAS EARTH! DON&#8217;T DATE ROBOTS!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Needs More Cheerleaders</title>
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		<dc:creator>Needs More Cheerleaders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:17:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt; the teen robot chick is young enough to be my daughter and luckily for me the dick knows not to get excited over children &lt;/i&gt;

Er, Summer Glau is 27 years old...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i> the teen robot chick is young enough to be my daughter and luckily for me the dick knows not to get excited over children </i></p>
<p>Er, Summer Glau is 27 years old&#8230;</p>
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