In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Round One action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.

6. Macrophilia

Literal Meaning: “A sexual fantasy involving domination by giants, primarily giant women. Variants include metamorphic fantasies; the shrinking of men/women so that average-sized people appear relatively huge, or more commonly, ordinary humans growing to giant size.”

What the Intarwebs Say: “When I was very young, barely into elementary school and maybe even before, I noticed something rather curious. Whenever I viewed a gigantic being of some sort on the television, in a movie, or anywhere else, I would become sexually aroused. One of my very first memories of this was the movie King Kong. As soon as I saw the enormous ape clutch Fay Wray in his hand, I was instantly mesmerized. I was too young to have much understanding of these feelings; I just felt them and didn’t ask questions. Like many young boys, I was and still am fascinated with dinosaurs, being completely awestruck by the power of these grand, majestic juggernauts.”

Notable Advocates: Patton Oswalt (no, really), Matt Forte, Delroy Lindo

11. Bondage

Literal Meaning: “In the context of BDSM, bondage involves people being tied up or otherwise restrained for pleasure. Bondage is usually, but not always, a sexual practice. The paraphilia of being sexually aroused by bondage is sometimes known as vincilagnia (from Latin vincio, to bind or fetter with chains, and lagneia, lust).”

The Intarwebs Say: Well, they bitch about Watchmen too.

Notable Advocates: Julianne Moore, Jay Bilas, Aaron McGruder