Alack! Gisele is photographed ferrying the Dreamboat about in her SUV in Brazil while they enjoy a conical serving of iced cream (smug flavored!). And they’re doing so whilst almost certainly driving around the favelas in Rio and taunt-smirking at the poor kids, only to haul ass when Lil’ Ze shows up. Everyone knows the old Brady would have been flying on a jet pack and double-fisting Rocket Pops.
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NO ONE DENIES THIS, DIAMONDD1!
yeah, let’s all hate on a guy with three rings and huge contract. What a loser he is.
P.S. HE’S FUCKING GISELLE LOSERS, YOU’RE ALL JERKING OFF TO HER
Man, not even a month married and he’s already got that “Crap, she’s annoying the HELL outta me but I want to talk her into anal” look down.
@ RBP,
It’ll be another month before he realizes that all the fun kinky sex permanently stopped once he put that fucking ring on her finger. Then he’ll just be miserable and broken like every other married guy.
Two inches? Poor Tom.
Man, not even a month married and he’s already got that “Crap, she’s annoying the HELL outta me but I want to talk her into anal” look down.
Am I the only one who thinks that looks like a really small SUV? You’d think between the two of them they could afford something with a little more space.
Also, Brady stopped double fisting pop rocks when he got married. Now he just double fists her. This is the standard “After Double Fisting Ice Cream.”
It’s a staple in Brazilian relationships. True story.
WHAT? NO SPRINKLES? THIS BRAZILIAN ICED CREAM IS BENEATH ME! WE GO!!!!
Is Brady eating his soft serve ice cream cone WITH A SPOON? Is it easier to rehab a knee without your manhood, so they took it off of him? Do we not deserve a FAIL on this picture?
I’ll drop a $5 spot betting that Belichick is in the back seat both wondering where is cone is and asking every 13 seconds if they are there yet all the while framming some Brazilian cougar,
Sea Otter
Seconded. Aside from Gisele carrying the moniker of “The World’s Most Famous Model”… Give me Heidi Klum in that category anyday.
Judging by the first two pages of a google image search for each…Gisele is much hotter.
I actually thought Bridget Moynahan was prettier, provided Bridget remembered to eat occasionally. Towards the end, Bridget was getting that stressed out anorexic look that Katie Holmes is now patenting…
Wintergreen for me!
I’m guessing he doesn’t have a license to drive in Brazil.
Sorry to ruin the fun yawl
NB: She probably doesn’t realise it, but Gisele is effectively flicking off the camera and us (and thousands of Brazilian orphans that turned up to gawp at the car a bit).
Make mine a plain flavor, and we have a deal, Chris.
@Otto – Care for a glass non-fat ice milk?
Fuck. Upon re-reading the original post, I saw that Ape already made the “iced cream” joke.
Simpsons reference withdrawn. That puts me in a Shame Spiral.
What is this so-called “iced cream”?
@otto man
something something something “onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time” something something
First you get the money, then you get the women, then you get the soft serve.
not to make you feel old, but i was only 10 when ice cream came out.
And how old were you when they invented the air conditioner?
@grimey
not to make you feel old, but i was only 10 when ice cream came out. nonetheless, i remember having lots of arguments over the best verse in that song, as with many other wu-tang songs. i always thought ghostface’s verse was the best and got frustrated that my friends didnt appreciate the creativity that ghost had as much as i did.
and not saying i wouldn’t fuck gisele in a minute, literally, but she is just not hot
In that picture, she looks like Franka Potente in the Bourne Identity. Except without the red hair.
Yeah.
I’ll say it: he looks fat.
I hear the favelas are lovely this time of year. And that you should drive through them very, very quickly. Don’t stop for anything. Seriously, those people will fucking kill you for your shoes.
Yes Otto!
Gay Zorro and Brandon Marshall is an experiment that has to happen.
I have a bladder the size of a brazilnut.
We just call them nuts here.
Everyone knows the old Brady would have been flying on a jet pack and double-fisting Rocket Pops.
Rocket Pops? Is she a Brazilian model, too?
Poor Gay Zorro. I wonder if he would like Denver?
.and there is not one male (and perhaps many females) here who would let her drive you any where she wants to.
Gay Zorro begs to differ.
.and there is not one male (and perhaps many females) here who would let her drive you any where she wants to.
Haterade all you want, but he’s gettin’ what you will nevr ever see.
Rio’s monkey problem is getting worse.
1995… I am getting fucking old
Watch these rap n—az get all up in yo guts /
French Vanilla, butter pecan, chocolate deluxe /
Even caramel sundaes is gettin touched /
Scoop in my ice cream truck, we tearz it up
Tom and Gisele are trying to wipe out hunger in the Brazilian Barrios. They are gritty and hero’s. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
@ Navin
Gisele looks good air brushed too
At first I thought that was a photoshop from the second Bourne movie.
Unless it involves him impaling Giselle on internet video, it’s not newsworthy. Even then, only mildly newsworthy.
She just looks so…poor.
Amazing what make-up and an air brush can do for an average looking woman.
Only pussies let their women drive.
Watch out for The Runts
Anyone else notice the absence of wedding rings?
Photo by Rocket.