More Fodder For Inane “Brady Is a Coddled Wuss Now” Columns
Alack! Gisele is photographed ferrying the Dreamboat about in her SUV in Brazil while they enjoy a conical serving of iced cream (smug flavored!). And they’re doing so whilst almost certainly driving around the favelas in Rio and taunt-smirking at the poor kids, only to haul ass when Lil’ Ze shows up. Everyone knows the old Brady would have been flying on a jet pack and double-fisting Rocket Pops.
[Wicked Good Sports via Dauleriospin]
Tags: giseleboat, obligatory City of God reference, xmas ape
March 16th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Photo by Rocket.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Anyone else notice the absence of wedding rings?
March 16th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Watch out for The Runts
March 16th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Only pussies let their women drive.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Amazing what make-up and an air brush can do for an average looking woman.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
She just looks so…poor.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Unless it involves him impaling Giselle on internet video, it’s not newsworthy. Even then, only mildly newsworthy.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
At first I thought that was a photoshop from the second Bourne movie.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
@ Navin
Gisele looks good air brushed too
March 16th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Tom and Gisele are trying to wipe out hunger in the Brazilian Barrios. They are gritty and hero’s. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
March 16th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Watch these rap n—az get all up in yo guts /
French Vanilla, butter pecan, chocolate deluxe /
Even caramel sundaes is gettin touched /
Scoop in my ice cream truck, we tearz it up
March 16th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
1995… I am getting fucking old
March 16th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Rio’s monkey problem is getting worse.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
.and there is not one male (and perhaps many females) here who would let her drive you any where she wants to.
Haterade all you want, but he’s gettin’ what you will nevr ever see.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
.and there is not one male (and perhaps many females) here who would let her drive you any where she wants to.
Gay Zorro begs to differ.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Poor Gay Zorro. I wonder if he would like Denver?
March 16th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Everyone knows the old Brady would have been flying on a jet pack and double-fisting Rocket Pops.
Rocket Pops? Is she a Brazilian model, too?
March 16th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
I have a bladder the size of a brazilnut.
We just call them nuts here.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Yes Otto!
Gay Zorro and Brandon Marshall is an experiment that has to happen.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
I hear the favelas are lovely this time of year. And that you should drive through them very, very quickly. Don’t stop for anything. Seriously, those people will fucking kill you for your shoes.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
I’ll say it: he looks fat.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
In that picture, she looks like Franka Potente in the Bourne Identity. Except without the red hair.
Yeah.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
@grimey
not to make you feel old, but i was only 10 when ice cream came out. nonetheless, i remember having lots of arguments over the best verse in that song, as with many other wu-tang songs. i always thought ghostface’s verse was the best and got frustrated that my friends didnt appreciate the creativity that ghost had as much as i did.
and not saying i wouldn’t fuck gisele in a minute, literally, but she is just not hot
March 16th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
not to make you feel old, but i was only 10 when ice cream came out.
And how old were you when they invented the air conditioner?
March 16th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
First you get the money, then you get the women, then you get the soft serve.
March 16th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
@otto man
something something something “onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time” something something
March 16th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
What is this so-called “iced cream”?
March 16th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Fuck. Upon re-reading the original post, I saw that Ape already made the “iced cream” joke.
Simpsons reference withdrawn. That puts me in a Shame Spiral.
March 16th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
@Otto – Care for a glass non-fat ice milk?
March 16th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Make mine a plain flavor, and we have a deal, Chris.
March 16th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
NB: She probably doesn’t realise it, but Gisele is effectively flicking off the camera and us (and thousands of Brazilian orphans that turned up to gawp at the car a bit).
March 16th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
I’m guessing he doesn’t have a license to drive in Brazil.
Sorry to ruin the fun yawl
March 16th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Wintergreen for me!
March 16th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
I actually thought Bridget Moynahan was prettier, provided Bridget remembered to eat occasionally. Towards the end, Bridget was getting that stressed out anorexic look that Katie Holmes is now patenting…
March 17th, 2009 at 2:46 am
Judging by the first two pages of a google image search for each…Gisele is much hotter.
March 17th, 2009 at 4:42 am
Sea Otter
Seconded. Aside from Gisele carrying the moniker of “The World’s Most Famous Model”… Give me Heidi Klum in that category anyday.
March 17th, 2009 at 6:36 am
I’ll drop a $5 spot betting that Belichick is in the back seat both wondering where is cone is and asking every 13 seconds if they are there yet all the while framming some Brazilian cougar,
March 17th, 2009 at 9:04 am
Is Brady eating his soft serve ice cream cone WITH A SPOON? Is it easier to rehab a knee without your manhood, so they took it off of him? Do we not deserve a FAIL on this picture?
March 17th, 2009 at 9:53 am
WHAT? NO SPRINKLES? THIS BRAZILIAN ICED CREAM IS BENEATH ME! WE GO!!!!
March 17th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Am I the only one who thinks that looks like a really small SUV? You’d think between the two of them they could afford something with a little more space.
Also, Brady stopped double fisting pop rocks when he got married. Now he just double fists her. This is the standard “After Double Fisting Ice Cream.”
It’s a staple in Brazilian relationships. True story.
March 17th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Man, not even a month married and he’s already got that “Crap, she’s annoying the HELL outta me but I want to talk her into anal” look down.
March 17th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Two inches? Poor Tom.
March 17th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Man, not even a month married and he’s already got that “Crap, she’s annoying the HELL outta me but I want to talk her into anal” look down.
@ RBP,
It’ll be another month before he realizes that all the fun kinky sex permanently stopped once he put that fucking ring on her finger. Then he’ll just be miserable and broken like every other married guy.
March 17th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
yeah, let’s all hate on a guy with three rings and huge contract. What a loser he is.
P.S. HE’S FUCKING GISELLE LOSERS, YOU’RE ALL JERKING OFF TO HER
March 26th, 2009 at 9:21 am
NO ONE DENIES THIS, DIAMONDD1!