Comments on: Mike Singletary Is Not Afraid to Pry

By: Da ManStaff-ord

Da ManStaff-ord — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 01:33:33 +0000

Nah, man, the real meeting was all chill. We just talked and Coach was a real professional about everything. It was cool.

It got weird later when he made me kiss his ass and tell him it was chocolate.

Then he asked me to hold him while he cried.

By: greenman

greenman — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 00:05:22 +0000

anything to not draft Mathew Stafford.

By: J.L White

J.L White — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:41:31 +0000

If only the Niners employed a shrink before drafting Alex Smith. They would have found out he gets off strangling hobos.

Well, he would get off, if only his tiny, tiny hands could reach around their necks.

By: IrishCream

IrishCream — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:23:40 +0000

Sad thing is, if Maj had said he heard this happened from a reliable source, I’d believe it.

By: Foxxy Brown

Foxxy Brown — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:46:47 +0000

i prefer to believe that the 49ers just avoided creating another Cutlerfucker.

By: Natrone Means Business

Natrone Means Business — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:34:14 +0000

David Allan Greer has put on some weight.

By: Bubby Brister's Mop

Bubby Brister's Mop — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:13:04 +0000

What’s funny/disturbing about that is only a little bit of it is exaggerated. I’m pretty sure 2/3 of it is based on truth and as for the rest, well, if some coach who took a 3 win team to 8 wins told people the length, quality, and regularity of a QB’s shits determines his effectiveness, every team would have a Feceologists on staff by next year’s combine.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:57:27 +0000

That was funny and disturbing at the same time. I think I’ve become aroused.

By: Arm Strongcock

Arm Strongcock — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:53:54 +0000

They are going to draft Sanchez – he is the only guy as ‘Hollywood’ as Jim McMahon.

By: Slideshow Bob

Slideshow Bob — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:36:07 +0000

dont even ask about the Fridge’s bowl movements