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	<title>Comments on: NFL&#8217;s premier &#8220;possession&#8221; receiver will spend this week in the pokey</title>
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		<title>By: dAndy</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/matt-jones.html/comment-page-1#comment-112932</link>
		<dc:creator>dAndy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 11:52:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So based on chin-straps news link someone saw Jones drinking and turned his ass in.  What a fucktard?  Must be a jealous punk ass.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So based on chin-straps news link someone saw Jones drinking and turned his ass in.  What a fucktard?  Must be a jealous punk ass.</p>
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		<title>By: Kenny Powers</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/matt-jones.html/comment-page-1#comment-112892</link>
		<dc:creator>Kenny Powers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 23:27:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You take a little time off from being unstoppable, and suddenly everyone wants a piece of your ass.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You take a little time off from being unstoppable, and suddenly everyone wants a piece of your ass.</p>
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		<title>By: Animal Mother</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/matt-jones.html/comment-page-1#comment-112860</link>
		<dc:creator>Animal Mother</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:32:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In the words of another NFLer from Arkansas:

WOOOOHOOOOO!!!  I AM FUCKIN&#039; STOOPID!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the words of another NFLer from Arkansas:</p>
<p>WOOOOHOOOOO!!!  I AM FUCKIN&#8217; STOOPID!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Pain-ther fan</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/matt-jones.html/comment-page-1#comment-112857</link>
		<dc:creator>Pain-ther fan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:23:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He was just trying to keep up with the other &quot;Joneses&#039;.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He was just trying to keep up with the other &#8220;Joneses&#8217;.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Chin-Strap</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/matt-jones.html/comment-page-1#comment-112811</link>
		<dc:creator>Chin-Strap</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 17:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;d like to share this with you:

http://www.todaysthv.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=81414&amp;catid=2

SOMEONE GET MATT JONES A TOOTHPICK!  HIS GUMS ARE ITCHY!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d like to share this with you:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.todaysthv.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=81414&#038;catid=2" rel="nofollow">http://www.todaysthv.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=81414&#038;catid=2</a></p>
<p>SOMEONE GET MATT JONES A TOOTHPICK!  HIS GUMS ARE ITCHY!</p>
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		<title>By: Antibus</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/matt-jones.html/comment-page-1#comment-112804</link>
		<dc:creator>Antibus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:42:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Piratesloth

Meh.. I&#039;d rather kick it with Kenny Powers.  He&#039;s a fuckin&#039; bulletproof tiger.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Piratesloth</p>
<p>Meh.. I&#8217;d rather kick it with Kenny Powers.  He&#8217;s a fuckin&#8217; bulletproof tiger.</p>
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		<title>By: Slash</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/matt-jones.html/comment-page-1#comment-112796</link>
		<dc:creator>Slash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:11:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Representin&#039; for Arkansas... 

Yeah, I got nothin&#039;. I have no idea who this guy is, I didn&#039;t think they let rednecks play pro football anymore.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Representin&#8217; for Arkansas&#8230; </p>
<p>Yeah, I got nothin&#8217;. I have no idea who this guy is, I didn&#8217;t think they let rednecks play pro football anymore.</p>
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		<title>By: PirateSloth</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/matt-jones.html/comment-page-1#comment-112761</link>
		<dc:creator>PirateSloth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 13:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wish I could party with Matt Jones.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wish I could party with Matt Jones.</p>
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		<title>By: dAndy</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/matt-jones.html/comment-page-1#comment-112760</link>
		<dc:creator>dAndy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 13:17:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We don&#039;t need no stinking wideouts.  We&#039;ve got pocket hercules, bitches!

/Where did you go? T.O. T.O. Where did you go? T.O. T.O.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We don&#8217;t need no stinking wideouts.  We&#8217;ve got pocket hercules, bitches!</p>
<p>/Where did you go? T.O. T.O. Where did you go? T.O. T.O.</p>
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		<title>By: Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/matt-jones.html/comment-page-1#comment-112758</link>
		<dc:creator>Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 13:11:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow. He&#039;s that desperate to get out of Jacksonville?

@dAndy..what the fuck dude? There&#039;s two of you? Also, your team has ZERO wideouts right now! Be like the Eagles, sign Todd Pinkston!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow. He&#8217;s that desperate to get out of Jacksonville?</p>
<p>@dAndy..what the fuck dude? There&#8217;s two of you? Also, your team has ZERO wideouts right now! Be like the Eagles, sign Todd Pinkston!</p>
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