NFL’s premier “possession” receiver will spend this week in the pokey
Jacksonville wide receiver Matt Jones was arrested Monday in Washington County, Arkansas, charged with violating the terms of his probation. Jones reportedly tested positive for the demon rum after a random drug test last week.
Jones admitted in court yesterday to drinking after playing golf with friends last week. As a consequence, Jones was recharged with his original offense from last year– possession of a controlled substance and jailed, where he will stay though the weekend. This led to a flurry of initial reports (including one by ESPN.com) that Jones was arrested on a new possession charge. At first, none of this made any sense whatsoever to us, then we remember that we’re talking about Arkansas here.
As you may recall, the former Razorback QB later served a three game suspension last season. One would have to think Jones’ future in the NFL is questionable at this point. In fact, we wouldn’t be surprised to hear about Jones blowing rails with Kenny Powers and Clegg in Shaboom’s parking lot.
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March 10th, 2009 at 12:45 am
First! Just kidding, but seriously I was first. I heard that Matt Jones is the dude in the shark suit. Is that true?
March 10th, 2009 at 12:49 am
Where’s the dick jokes?
March 10th, 2009 at 2:30 am
Somewhere Goodell is punching a kitten.
March 10th, 2009 at 3:17 am
Yeah, nothing that happens in Arkansas should surprise you – we’re fucking retarded. I live in Washington County and last year my ex-roommate who was like a Brinks security truck driver got arrested for trying to rob his own work truck for $500k. Of course, the sheer “genius” of his plan was that he hid the money underneath the truck at his house. I guess he thought no one would notice.
March 10th, 2009 at 5:46 am
What am I to do? Our numbel one stall leceivel in Jacksonvirre is go to srammel. How wirr oul gleat Jaguals evel get ovel this outlage? Hully Mistel Weavel prease ovel pay some mediocle leveivel flom anothel team quickry to firr this void that has been reft by dlug usel Matt Jones!
/dude was showing a little effort/talent last year when he thought he was going to get suspended….
March 10th, 2009 at 6:43 am
What am I to do? Our numbel one stall leceivel in Jacksonvirre is go to srammel. How wirr oul gleat Jaguals evel get ovel this outlage? Hully Mistel Weavel prease ovel pay some mediocle leveivel flom anothel team quickry to firr this void that has been reft by dlug usel Matt Jones!
/dude was showing a little effort/talent last year when he thought he was going to get suspended….
Sorry… forgot to say great post – can’t wait to read your next one!
March 10th, 2009 at 7:16 am
Blonde whiteboy in prison……………..in Arkansas……………I am sure he will get gangbanged in he is placed in ‘general population’.
March 10th, 2009 at 7:22 am
CODE: the 7th ‘n’ = ‘f’
March 10th, 2009 at 7:59 am
I can see drinking the rum, Arkansas is kind of quiet. Good barbecue.
March 10th, 2009 at 8:01 am
I’ve been cloned!!!!!!
March 10th, 2009 at 8:09 am
HE’S JUST TRYING TO GET TO OAKLAND.
March 10th, 2009 at 8:11 am
Wow. He’s that desperate to get out of Jacksonville?
@dAndy..what the fuck dude? There’s two of you? Also, your team has ZERO wideouts right now! Be like the Eagles, sign Todd Pinkston!
March 10th, 2009 at 8:17 am
We don’t need no stinking wideouts. We’ve got pocket hercules, bitches!
/Where did you go? T.O. T.O. Where did you go? T.O. T.O.
March 10th, 2009 at 8:25 am
I wish I could party with Matt Jones.
March 10th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Representin’ for Arkansas…
Yeah, I got nothin’. I have no idea who this guy is, I didn’t think they let rednecks play pro football anymore.
March 10th, 2009 at 11:42 am
@Piratesloth
Meh.. I’d rather kick it with Kenny Powers. He’s a fuckin’ bulletproof tiger.
March 10th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
I’d like to share this with you:
http://www.todaysthv.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=81414&catid=2
SOMEONE GET MATT JONES A TOOTHPICK! HIS GUMS ARE ITCHY!
March 10th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
He was just trying to keep up with the other “Joneses’.”
March 10th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
In the words of another NFLer from Arkansas:
WOOOOHOOOOO!!! I AM FUCKIN’ STOOPID!!!
March 10th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
You take a little time off from being unstoppable, and suddenly everyone wants a piece of your ass.
March 11th, 2009 at 6:52 am
So based on chin-straps news link someone saw Jones drinking and turned his ass in. What a fucktard? Must be a jealous punk ass.