Comments on: KSK Fantasy Football and Sex Advice Mailbag: Discount Virginity, Altruistic Fornication, and Drew Barrymore

By: Rishel

Rishel — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:46:22 +0000

It's not actually my practice to post comments, but I thought I would say that this was outstanding. -G Free Energy for Your Home

By: Funkhauser

Funkhauser — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 22:58:18 +0000

Ah, the Sun Temple, Konark. Best place to have a dirty 50-year-old tour guide say, “And this is position 69. Very Important. You know what it is, miss?” to your girlfriend and friend.

Walls of this shite.

By: obi eleven

obi eleven — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 22:02:44 +0000

@yeah, right…

Fatburger? How ’bout In-n-Out Burger? MUCH more appropriate! LOL

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 20:21:05 +0000

@ Wooden Nickel,

Was the burrito in the middle?

By: Wooden Nickel

Wooden Nickel — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 18:51:30 +0000

@NMC,
I didn’t know what would be more weird to say: Yes, my sister. Or No, just him, me and burritos. So I’m just going to respectfully decline to answer.

@Slash,
Air Force? Navy? I thought we already concluded here BJ friend was gay and fantasizing she was a dude, we don’t want to throw more at her. I’m kidding, all the services have a purpose, the Marines wouldn’t look so great if there wasn’t another end of the spectrum. Hey yoo. I just like to instigate.

I’m pretty sure a person can get a Medal if they hook up with a person from every branch of service at the same time, or at least they should.

By: Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows

Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 18:14:01 +0000

@NRJ- yes, buttermilk, they were delicious.

By: Navin R. Johnson

Navin R. Johnson — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 18:03:49 +0000

@CVE: so the question is – did you or did you not get pancakes?

By: Slash

Slash — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:49:47 +0000

I agree with Wooden Nickel, kinda. If Carrie’s gonna screw anyone, she should pass on the college douchebags she obviously hangs out with and do a Marine, or really, any of the armed forces (the Marines, I’m sure, would say different, but then again, they always do). Go Army or Air Force maybe even Navy. Not all at once, of course. And of course, stay safe (ie, disease-free).

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:46:42 +0000

@ Wooden Nickel,

Was there at least a woman involved somewhere in that threesome with your dad?

By: Shoot for Trifecta

Shoot for Trifecta — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:43:50 +0000

To cheated on guy:

Take a page from mister threesome and Vanilla both. Mention that you’d like to spice up the relationship. Suggest M/M/F threesome. At this point, one of two things will happen. In all probability, she’ll turn you down flat and you come back with “really? I figured I’d give you a chance to involve the guy you’re cheating with” and run the Vanilla method. Since she’s already given up on the relationship, there’s an outside chance she might figure ‘what the hell’ and go along. In this case, the relationship will slide easily to ‘open’ and then to ‘date other people’ and then to ‘worry free ass’. It’s an easy thing to do and could pay substantial dividends.