Kill Kill Kill: ‘Hey Goat, Remember When I Said I’d Kill You Last? I Lied.’
Watch as big-ass Golden Eagles use mountain goats to re-enact Terrell Owens’s relationships with his quarterbacks, all set to appropriately ominous piano chords.
0:35 — Jeff Garcia
5:00 — Donovan McNabb
6:30 — Tony Romo
(from Tragnark via Super Punch, thanks to reader Philip)
Tags: captain caveman, kill kill kill, Trent Edwards you're next
March 24th, 2009 at 9:04 am
Oh God, please spare Trent. How much damage can he really do in just one year? Right? Right? He’ll just ’stay down’ and play football, right?
/Can’t wait to watch the train wreck.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:04 am
Huh, goats don’t land on their feet. Learn something new everyday. Romo-goat had it particularly rough.
Best Kill Kill Kill this offseason so far.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:16 am
Do the goats cry to their agents 3 minutes after getting popped?
March 24th, 2009 at 9:17 am
Romo Goat had what was coming to him becuase that is what Dallas does. They put you on top of the mountain and then watch as you fall off….
March 24th, 2009 at 9:36 am
well, happy tuesday everyone!
March 24th, 2009 at 9:39 am
It’s just like my grandpappy always said, “Sometimes you’re the goat, and sometimes you’re the eagle. You decide everyday.” I always was confused by that but now it makes sense, THANKS KISSINGSUZYKOLBER!!!!!!
March 24th, 2009 at 9:41 am
That eagle is gonna get it once Tom Brady finds out about this. Justice will be served.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:41 am
why eat hamburger when you can have goat carpaccio?
/needs more star-wipe.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:42 am
I never understood why Bennett in Commando was a fat Australian. The chain mail was slimming though, was it not?
March 24th, 2009 at 9:44 am
HOLY FUCK THAT’S A BIG BIRD I JUST CRAPPED MYSELF
March 24th, 2009 at 9:46 am
because why eat something that weighs as much as you do or less when you can push something twice as heavy off a cliff and eat for days!
March 24th, 2009 at 9:49 am
Holy shit! Had no clue eagles could get that big/own a goat. I totally understand why people have golden eagle for a mascot now. Got any terrifying videos of horned frogs? Still confused by that one.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:00 am
Including the music from the Godfather was a nice, subtle touch.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:01 am
The eagle defintely button-hooked those fuckin goats.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:02 am
My question:
If it’s a T.O. inspired eagle, will it be doing sit ups in its driveway?
March 24th, 2009 at 10:06 am
Huh, the eagle dropped 2 of the 3 goats. Yep, sounds a lot like TO.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:15 am
They came at him like 30’s style boxing.
/put up your dukes
//got no dukes
March 24th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Now that’s some good kill porn!
March 24th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Rosenhaus-goat still gets his 10% of each QB-goat, right?
March 24th, 2009 at 10:31 am
Mmm, that’s good mutton.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:41 am
At 6:25, that poor goat is strolling. All of sudden, I could hear Bill Cosby “don’t go to town, Tonto. Don’t go to town!” in my head.
Then, at 7:15, when the eagle takes a chomp, then looks up, looks around and rears head back. Hmm. Where have I see that before?
March 24th, 2009 at 10:42 am
PS, it is fun to run for your colleagues. One, oddly fascinated like me. Another, woman, about to cry and has goose bumps. (yes, we are sick).
March 24th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Whose fetish is this and what is the seed? I know one of the Gay Mafia is beating off furiously to a loop of the video.
Oh yeah, baby, use your talons on his head. Oh, that’s it, drop him from a higher elevation. Oh, you know how I like it. Almost there, almost there, [insert O face here].
March 24th, 2009 at 10:50 am
necro-beastiality at its finest. The goat is dead, and it’s DEFINATELY fucked.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Well..there’s 1 way to tenderize meat..
March 24th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Even PETA thinks this video is great!
March 24th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Peter King actually answered a letter responding to his idiocy about coffee at the hotel. The man won’t back down one bit. He has been wronged and he will never let it down.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:19 am
link lil wayne? yeah im lazy fuck you.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:25 am
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/peter_king/03/24/meetings/index.html
March 24th, 2009 at 11:37 am
PK was more disappointed that the brunch buffet didn’t include live goat omelettes.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:45 am
thanks lil wheezy, and jesus he is a fucking moron. i love that he made it sound like , well, the hotel is 179, not 250. oh my, all the rest of you peons that stay in $79 hotels just dont know the agony of no coffee!!
March 24th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
I watched this video while listening to All Nightmare Long and I need to go clean my shorts now.
March 24th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
HOLY CRAP that was some cool shit. Makes me want to smite my work enemies.
/metaphorically speaking, of course
//just a joke, mr. HR-man!
March 24th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Oh yeah, baby, use your talons on his head. Oh, that’s it, drop him from a higher elevation. Oh, you know how I like it. Almost there, almost there, [insert O face here].
/cleans up spilled coffee
/goats are hoping to pick up a guy with a shotgun in this year’s draft
March 24th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Will be watching the KILL PORN from home…thanks Mr. IT guy!!!
PK is a dipshit of the highest possible rank. What a freakin’ moron. Brew your own coffee you lazy lardass.
March 24th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
At the 5:29 mark…does anyone else think they went CGI? I don’t question the whole thing but it seems like someone got a little ambitious in the editing room.
March 24th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
I just saw my first Golden Eagle two weeks ago on the campus of UBC, and then I rushed home to watch all of its kill videos online. Ever since I’ve been waiting to see another one dragging off some professor’s infant. I figure it’s only a matter of time.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
The thud when Romo goat hits the ground?
Priceless.
March 25th, 2009 at 2:24 am
It wasn’t the eagle as much as that long-ass fall after careening off a cliff.
Steve Young escaped, but just barely.
March 25th, 2009 at 8:07 am
It wasn’t the eagle as much as that long-ass fall after careening off a cliff.
Steve Young escaped, but just barely.
Sorry, forgot to add great post! Can’t wait to see your next post!
March 25th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Why didn’t Tony Romo goat explode when he went off the cliff?
Michael Bay needs to re-shoot this.
June 25th, 2009 at 1:26 am
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