It’s The Only Way the ‘Skins Can Afford Haynesworth’s Contract
By continuing to shill for a local car dealership! It seems Eastern Motors gave creative control to the Redskins players appearing in the ad. Therefore, we only get Cooley ass shots. Had they only spent the money to get Zack Snyder to direct, we’d get three solid minutes of more Cooley penis dancing on the playbook.
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Tags: Chris Cooley, Portis high jinx equals Chris Mottram engorged, watchmen was still pretty good
March 9th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Worst bukkake video ever
March 9th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
The video title (Clinton Portis, Atwaan Randle El, Chris Cooley…) led me to believe that those were the players the Skins neede to cut, to fit Haynesworth under the cap…
March 9th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Was MAJ the fat guy in the white teeshirt?
March 9th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Although I moved to Los Angeles 13 years ago, I still get homesick for my born and bred hometown, Our Nations Capital and the surrounding Metro area.
And then sometimes, I realize just why I got the fuck out of all that world class douchebaggery.
This is one of those times.
/French-dipping at Phillippes for lunch
March 9th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Wow. Ummm. Wow. Yellow hardhat + Foam = gay. Yes, we learned this with YMCA people!
March 9th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
So wait, my job is my credit?
I hate that I listened to the old Don and Mike Show so much that I know about these commercials.
March 9th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
The life of an Eagles fan is often a frustrating one, but at least they’ve never done something like this.
I miss Don and Mike.
March 9th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
I wish Snyder would go broke and just sell the franchise to Eastern Motors
these are actually the funniest ones
http://easternmotors.blogspot.com/2008/10/new-commercial.html
March 9th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Is that his cock bouncing around at 0:21? Wtf?
March 9th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Wow… just, wow. That was both awful and hilarious at the same time. I think.
March 9th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
no dude i swear to god theres penis flopping around in this commercial. am i going insane or is there cock in this commercial. how can nobody else notice this but me
March 9th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Zack Snyder was just keeping it real with Dr. Manhattans junk, i never could understand how the Hulk was able to keep his pants on when he changed.
/not gay
//ok maybe a little gay but not as gay as this video
March 9th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Now I know a floppin’ cock when I sees one, and that ain’t no floppin’ cock, ya hear?
March 9th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
well when i clicked it in hd
yea its not a flopping dick after all
thank god i was so confused about the correlation between flopping dicks and car sales
March 10th, 2009 at 2:07 am
This mufucka CP has his dick all hanging loose and shit
dont give a flying FUCK
March 10th, 2009 at 6:43 am
This mufucka CP has his dick all hanging loose and shit
dont give a flying FUCK
OH! You’re my new favorite blogger fyi
March 10th, 2009 at 8:16 am
Wow. TWO Don and Mike references in one thread. That show was actually on here in Philly a while back. And I listened to it. I still don’t know why.
March 10th, 2009 at 10:24 am
makes you long for the days of LaVar Arrington’s kung fu movie-quality lip-sync
March 10th, 2009 at 11:22 am
gr8 resrch bro
March 10th, 2009 at 11:27 am
Redskins are fags.
March 10th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
wait why is there two Aaron’s?
this upsets my delicate balance
as Mr. Peezy would say
THATS UPHEAVAL!
I AINT HAVIN THAT
or am I?
so lawst
March 11th, 2009 at 7:56 am
You wish his flopper was hangin out, that was the drawstrings to his shorts. I doubt CP has a white cock
March 11th, 2009 at 11:50 am
naw i dont wish for much, and seeing anothers man penis is not one of the things i wish for
sorry :(