By continuing to shill for a local car dealership! It seems Eastern Motors gave creative control to the Redskins players appearing in the ad. Therefore, we only get Cooley ass shots. Had they only spent the money to get Zack Snyder to direct, we’d get three solid minutes of more Cooley penis dancing on the playbook.
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naw i dont wish for much, and seeing anothers man penis is not one of the things i wish for
sorry :(
You wish his flopper was hangin out, that was the drawstrings to his shorts. I doubt CP has a white cock
wait why is there two Aaron’s?
this upsets my delicate balance
as Mr. Peezy would say
THATS UPHEAVAL!
I AINT HAVIN THAT
or am I?
so lawst
Redskins are fags.
gr8 resrch bro
makes you long for the days of LaVar Arrington’s kung fu movie-quality lip-sync
Wow. TWO Don and Mike references in one thread. That show was actually on here in Philly a while back. And I listened to it. I still don’t know why.
This mufucka CP has his dick all hanging loose and shit
dont give a flying FUCK
OH! You’re my new favorite blogger fyi
This mufucka CP has his dick all hanging loose and shit
dont give a flying FUCK
well when i clicked it in hd
yea its not a flopping dick after all
thank god i was so confused about the correlation between flopping dicks and car sales
Now I know a floppin’ cock when I sees one, and that ain’t no floppin’ cock, ya hear?
Zack Snyder was just keeping it real with Dr. Manhattans junk, i never could understand how the Hulk was able to keep his pants on when he changed.
/not gay
//ok maybe a little gay but not as gay as this video
no dude i swear to god theres penis flopping around in this commercial. am i going insane or is there cock in this commercial. how can nobody else notice this but me
Wow… just, wow. That was both awful and hilarious at the same time. I think.
Is that his cock bouncing around at 0:21? Wtf?
I wish Snyder would go broke and just sell the franchise to Eastern Motors
these are actually the funniest ones
http://easternmotors.blogspot.com/2008/10/new-commercial.html
The life of an Eagles fan is often a frustrating one, but at least they’ve never done something like this.
I miss Don and Mike.
So wait, my job is my credit?
I hate that I listened to the old Don and Mike Show so much that I know about these commercials.
Wow. Ummm. Wow. Yellow hardhat + Foam = gay. Yes, we learned this with YMCA people!
Although I moved to Los Angeles 13 years ago, I still get homesick for my born and bred hometown, Our Nations Capital and the surrounding Metro area.
And then sometimes, I realize just why I got the fuck out of all that world class douchebaggery.
This is one of those times.
/French-dipping at Phillippes for lunch
Was MAJ the fat guy in the white teeshirt?
The video title (Clinton Portis, Atwaan Randle El, Chris Cooley…) led me to believe that those were the players the Skins neede to cut, to fit Haynesworth under the cap…
Worst bukkake video ever