It’s North America’s Twitter Feed!
Twitter is a hot white piece of Internet ephemera, one that in less than two year’s time we’ll look back at and snicker that we ever bothered with it in the first place, like Am I Hot or Not? or Kissing Suzy Kolber. But for the time being, it’s a limitless wellspring of comedic possibilities. And so we present recent a snapshot taken from Terrell Owen’s feed, discovered in the Farkian badlands by the inimitable LSUFreek. No doubt Drew Rosenhaus’ feed is “Next question” over and over again. One-note jokes are good like that.

/awaiting iTwitter shirts
Tags: lsufreek, t.o., Terrell Owens, twitter-related comedy is your new religion








March 9th, 2009 at 9:35 am
Is that tag a Nine Inch Nails or Smashing Pumpkins reference?
Also, for the record this excerpt is from PK’s MMQB: “oh, it’s sooooo hard,” he’s clearly begging the question at this point.
March 9th, 2009 at 9:50 am
I just want to see an update that says: Sippin on sum syzuuurrrrrp. Sip-sip-sippin on..
March 9th, 2009 at 9:59 am
Trent Edwards? That’s my quarterback, man….*sniffle*
March 9th, 2009 at 10:34 am
Hot or not ruled… I banged a lot of chicks through there.
March 9th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Iz cryin
March 9th, 2009 at 11:54 am
KingLazerFace is not followin’ that shit.
March 9th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Rick Reilly’s is the best
March 9th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
I heard someone in the NY media say they were twattering away on twitter the other day. Needless to say, the comedic gold just keeps on spouting out of every orifice with this twitter nonsense.
/shakes fist
March 10th, 2009 at 6:44 am
I heard someone in the NY media say they were twattering away on twitter the other day. Needless to say, the comedic gold just keeps on spouting out of every orifice with this twitter nonsense.
/shakes fist
Sorry, forgot to add great post! Can’t wait to see your next post!