Punte, Ape, Ufford, and EDSBS’s Spencer Hall engage in what has to be the first ever live Nasty Fetish Draft. It’s the selection show for the 2009 With Leather/Kissing Suzy Kolber Nasty Fetish Tournament. Hosted by Christmas Ape and Monday Morning Punter.
The Gist:
We assembled a selection committee of four people (Punte, Ape, Uff, and EDSBS’s Spencer Hall). We had a fantasy draft of fetishes, with order determined at random, to determine seeding. I produced a “cheat sheet” as a guide, but everyone was free to draft any fetish not listed on the sheet.
The Punte and Uff regoinals will be posted on With Leather, starting with the Play-In Fetish on Monday. The Ape and Swindle regionals will be posted on KSK. The WL matchups will appear after-the-jump on regular posts. The KSK matchups will appear most likely as quick hits, or jumped posts. It’s up to you to vote for the fetish of your choice; although it’s the Nasty Fetish Tournament, the selection logic is up to you!
The Final Four will appear on WL, beginning on Thursday, April 2.
See the completed pairings and a printable bracket after the jump.
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What? No Clown Porn?
Also, Mucophilia. Which is being aroused by mucus.
http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/wtf/66332/Mucophilia-the-Sneeze-Fetish.html
This list is wonderful:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias
I’m calling it now, Stoma Fucking is going to the sweet 16, perhaps even the elite 8
@ Mung.
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
assuming milf doesn’t look past donkey punch, I think they have a real shot to beat bukkake. much more versatile.
sex machine vs. pregnant has all the hallmarks of a 8/9 classic.
In general the caveman and punte regionals look stronger to me
I totally am glad to have waited for the time to listen, and use urban dictionary as needed. Wow. I am not sure I needed to learn some of this stuff. But now I have.
That list isn’t hardcore enough…let me present you with a REAL fetish…MUNGING. Per urbandictionary:
mung 2671 up, 638 down love ithate it
The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse’s stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks’ll dig this one.
Ah, so that guy from the F13th remake was an agalmatophiliac. The more you know…
may god have mercy on our souls,ps incest is my a darkhorse pick,fun for the whole family!
no interracial gangbang?
I kept trying to look up the ones I didn’t know but after the 3rd time I masturbated to stoma fucking, I figured some mysteries should remain unsolved.
Ape’s got this shit dominated.
Also, I cant find what tomakare is anywhere. Must be real messed up!!
Isnt frottage and chikan the same thing??
Mike Lupica wishes Twincest were on the board.
I think spanking, barely legal and incest will make it to the final four in my bracket.
What? Huh? What? Fuck you!
Btw, this is fucking golden. Best. Bracket. Ever.
These are the kind of words that win Scrabble games. Also the kind of words that end Scrabble games in disgust.
Heh. Googling stoma fucking has this post on the first page of results.
KSK have truly arrived.
I see midgets going a long way.
Is POV really a fetish? Isn’t it just a type of porn?
Besides this small quibble, this may be the most epic thing you’ve ever done besides the board game mock draft.
@ mark
Plushophilia covers that.
12. ROBOT SEX
“What are you doing, Dave?”
Midgets a 16 seed… THAT’S AN OUTRAGE!!
/kicks self in head
What, no furries? A man fucking a stuffed teddy bear with a hole in the crotch while dressed as a fox is PISSED.
Have none of you googlers ever heard of UrbanDictionary.com?
although, to be honest, I thought I was pretty screwed in the head, but I was shocked to have to look up almost half this list.
“Arousal derived from nsects crawling on your junk” is about as solid a #1 seed as you can ask for, though.
I’m probably not goign to sleep too well tonight.
Well spotted on the “Crooked Little Vein” reference. I’ll also point out that Warren Ellis’ message board has an ongoing Godzilla Bukakke thread to go along with it.
But in the end…
Mike Lupica wonders why more transformation fetishes aren’t on the board?
Is Donkey punch a fetish or just rude?
No Tribadism?
This may be a little late for some but don’t google image search frottage.
Having recently read (well, read parts of; I fail to see how anyone not currently on death row for the murder of 10 or so people could actually read this entire thing) 120 Days of Sodom, I find this draft board a little on the weak side. Nonetheless, I look forward to a series of comment threads wherein each will leave me feeling dirtier than the last.
Warren Ellis’ first novel, “Crooked Little Vein,” features a number of disturbing fetishes including megaherpetophilia and men who enjoy injecting saline into their testicles to inflate their scrotums to grotesque proportions.
Oh dear Lord, listening to that clip just bought me an extra 200 years in purgatory
I will not even analyze until I am locked in my home.
“Tentacle Rape” is redundant. I don’t think anyone fetishizes consensual tentacles.
This is the most brilliant thing you gentlemen have done to date.
Kudos!
If there is a 5 v 12 upset (and there always is), I’m taking Belonephelia over Wired Voltage Porn
Like hell. Spanking being a 12 seed is just crazy, it’s one of the most widespread fetishes around, so I’m taking that over urination for a 5/12 upset.
robot sex is my sleeper pick
where’s mercy fucking obsessed stalkers?
How you gonna throw up something like this on a Friday when sexdictionary.com is blocked at work?? And stoma fucking? Christ on a cross, that’s disgusting.
Are we getting a commenter draft today, or are you pervs going to hog the spotlight for yourselves?
Clare, let me again tell you that your pink box arouses me. Combine that with my recent Google searches and a trip to the batroom is now required.
Fapping is good for the soul.
Yay! I’m a menophiliac!
No squirting? STEAL. OF. THE. DRAFT. PEOPLE.
It’s nice to know that this site helps me to continue to learn new things every single day.
/hopes to try some with the lady friend
I think emetophelia is the winner.
@ Chemical Toilet: I’ll verify that for you in about 18 days.
Oh dear God…why did I think it was a good idea to go straight to Google Images with “emetophelia”? Ah, screw it. The whole “having a job” thing is overrated anyway.
I sense one hell of a crossword puzzle coming out of this….NYT Sunday edition perhaps…..
@ Captain Murphy – Good god, that would have to be a hell of an ass to even attempt. And some old, old saggy balls.
Tree Rape is an Evil Dead thing. Film nerds love it.
I can see Midgets being the upset of the century
Today I am the luckiest man alive as I am working from home and none of my Google searches are being logged on the company firewall.
/tries to high five self
//misses and burns his hand in a scalding cup of coffee.
Sweet Jesus my vocabulary is improving with each Google search.
Tree Rape? need some help on that one
It’s now only a matter of time before someone reviews my Google searches and questions the need of my further employment. Thank you, KSK. Thank you.
@ Captain Murphy: You speak as though you have attempted this.
/not seeing the pleasure in that one, might as well call it a fudge nutter
@ thestarterwife
Dogs in the Tub (bath, whatever) is when you put your balls in a chick’s ass and see how long you can keep them in…it’s fairly impossible, like keeping dogs in a tub!
@ daddymag
As of yesterday’s mailbag, it’s mainstream.
@ Mike Lupica – I can’t wait until someone Google Blog searches “Mike Lupica” and this result comes up.
Where’s Pretentiousnessophile?
Shaved is hardly a fetish at this point, I though it was a requirement to work in mainstream porn these days.
Where’s mind control?
I’ll also call fisting with a #14 seed as an early upset
@ dAndy
Heh. Mount.
WHAT. You all were thinking it.
The meaning of the picks are explained as they’re taken during the podcast. The voting posts will also have definitions of each fetish being voted on.
#12 sex with vegetables has the best chance out of the 5-12 match-ups.
Where the fuck is Squirting? Or is squirting mainstream now?!?
Wow. The only question is which 12-5 is the upset.
Unfortunately, I don’t see any Cinderella’s in the field… with the exception of the dekapi.
Necro-Beastiality was one of Joe Lunardi’s first 4 in.
* do = so
Other than myspace and youtube my office’s internets are wide the fuck open (not to mention I’se be getting fired at the end of the month anyways, so who give’s a fuck). If no one else is up for the challenge I’ll mount a cheat sheet. If someone is though let me know do I can actually take the time to jerk off to each fetish instead of rushing through them.
How about posting pros/cons/intangibles to help pick a winner?
Thanks Doc… I don’t know what half this shit is. Can someone post a cheat sheet or something? Preferably someone who doesn’t have Websense and also has an office with a door (or at home).
How is “redheads” a fetish anyway?
“Dogs in the bath” – Code for a Barbara Bush fetish?
Wasn’t Orson Swindle the name of the actor who played Boss Hogg?
looks like i’ll need some quality time with google.
/feels un-cool
It’s cartoon’s with enormous titties…I’m an idiot…
Doc, now that you know what it is, enlighten me. I wasn’t about to google that.
Heeeyyyy, gonna get fired now for googling ‘dekapai’. Thanks, gaylords.
If there is a 5 v 12 upset (and there always is), I’m taking Belonephelia over Wired Voltage Porn