IT’S A NASTY FETISH FINAL FOUR! Episode 9. The Selection Show.
Punte, Ape, Ufford, and EDSBS’s Spencer Hall engage in what has to be the first ever live Nasty Fetish Draft. It’s the selection show for the 2009 With Leather/Kissing Suzy Kolber Nasty Fetish Tournament. Hosted by Christmas Ape and Monday Morning Punter.
The Gist:
We assembled a selection committee of four people (Punte, Ape, Uff, and EDSBS’s Spencer Hall). We had a fantasy draft of fetishes, with order determined at random, to determine seeding. I produced a “cheat sheet” as a guide, but everyone was free to draft any fetish not listed on the sheet.
The Punte and Uff regoinals will be posted on With Leather, starting with the Play-In Fetish on Monday. The Ape and Swindle regionals will be posted on KSK. The WL matchups will appear after-the-jump on regular posts. The KSK matchups will appear most likely as quick hits, or jumped posts. It’s up to you to vote for the fetish of your choice; although it’s the Nasty Fetish Tournament, the selection logic is up to you!
The Final Four will appear on WL, beginning on Thursday, April 2.
See the completed pairings and a printable bracket after the jump.
Tags: captain caveman, HOUSE OF PUNTE, KSK Podcasting, MMP, Nasty Fetish Final Four, orson swindle, xmas ape
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March 13th, 2009 at 9:44 am
How did MILF get regulated to the playin game? That’s one of the few things I know on here. Like, what’s ‘vore’ or frottage or stoma fucking? Man, I’m going to be googling all day.
March 13th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Sweet fucking Christmas, where in the fuck did you find that horrible, horrible clip? And where can I get the video?
March 13th, 2009 at 9:46 am
Ah, reading the intro would have explained some of the seeding issues.
March 13th, 2009 at 9:50 am
How did MILF get regulated to the playin game?
In other words, our seeding job was as shitty as any other tournament committee ever.
March 13th, 2009 at 9:50 am
I’ve seen some disturbing things on the Interwebs but this might take the cake.
In other words, well done.
Just keep Orson off the “Purple Drank” while this is taking place, please.
March 13th, 2009 at 9:50 am
Where in the fuck did that intro come from? “One thing lead to another and next thing I know I’m getting railed by a mini horse!!!! LULZZ!”
March 13th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Pregnant a #9 seed? That’s at least a #4 seed. And how did “totally shaved” not get an at-large-bid?
Either way the selection committee did a fine job.
March 13th, 2009 at 9:56 am
No “group sex”. What, are you guys shy?
March 13th, 2009 at 9:56 am
If there is a 5 v 12 upset (and there always is), I’m taking Belonephelia over Wired Voltage Porn
March 13th, 2009 at 9:57 am
Heeeyyyy, gonna get fired now for googling ‘dekapai’. Thanks, gaylords.
March 13th, 2009 at 10:00 am
Doc, now that you know what it is, enlighten me. I wasn’t about to google that.
March 13th, 2009 at 10:03 am
It’s cartoon’s with enormous titties…I’m an idiot…
March 13th, 2009 at 10:17 am
looks like i’ll need some quality time with google.
/feels un-cool
March 13th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Wasn’t Orson Swindle the name of the actor who played Boss Hogg?
March 13th, 2009 at 10:23 am
“Dogs in the bath” – Code for a Barbara Bush fetish?
March 13th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Thanks Doc… I don’t know what half this shit is. Can someone post a cheat sheet or something? Preferably someone who doesn’t have Websense and also has an office with a door (or at home).
How is “redheads” a fetish anyway?
March 13th, 2009 at 10:31 am
How about posting pros/cons/intangibles to help pick a winner?
March 13th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Other than myspace and youtube my office’s internets are wide the fuck open (not to mention I’se be getting fired at the end of the month anyways, so who give’s a fuck). If no one else is up for the challenge I’ll mount a cheat sheet. If someone is though let me know do I can actually take the time to jerk off to each fetish instead of rushing through them.
March 13th, 2009 at 10:33 am
* do = so
March 13th, 2009 at 10:33 am
Necro-Beastiality was one of Joe Lunardi’s first 4 in.
March 13th, 2009 at 10:34 am
Wow. The only question is which 12-5 is the upset.
Unfortunately, I don’t see any Cinderella’s in the field… with the exception of the dekapi.
March 13th, 2009 at 10:34 am
Where the fuck is Squirting? Or is squirting mainstream now?!?
March 13th, 2009 at 10:37 am
#12 sex with vegetables has the best chance out of the 5-12 match-ups.
March 13th, 2009 at 10:37 am
The meaning of the picks are explained as they’re taken during the podcast. The voting posts will also have definitions of each fetish being voted on.
March 13th, 2009 at 10:39 am
@ dAndy
Heh. Mount.
WHAT. You all were thinking it.
March 13th, 2009 at 10:40 am
I’ll also call fisting with a #14 seed as an early upset
March 13th, 2009 at 10:40 am
Shaved is hardly a fetish at this point, I though it was a requirement to work in mainstream porn these days.
Where’s mind control?
March 13th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Where’s Pretentiousnessophile?
March 13th, 2009 at 10:45 am
@ Mike Lupica – I can’t wait until someone Google Blog searches “Mike Lupica” and this result comes up.
March 13th, 2009 at 10:46 am
@ daddymag
As of yesterday’s mailbag, it’s mainstream.
March 13th, 2009 at 10:49 am
@ thestarterwife
Dogs in the Tub (bath, whatever) is when you put your balls in a chick’s ass and see how long you can keep them in…it’s fairly impossible, like keeping dogs in a tub!
March 13th, 2009 at 10:56 am
@ Captain Murphy: You speak as though you have attempted this.
/not seeing the pleasure in that one, might as well call it a fudge nutter
March 13th, 2009 at 10:59 am
It’s now only a matter of time before someone reviews my Google searches and questions the need of my further employment. Thank you, KSK. Thank you.
March 13th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Tree Rape? need some help on that one
March 13th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Sweet Jesus my vocabulary is improving with each Google search.
March 13th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Today I am the luckiest man alive as I am working from home and none of my Google searches are being logged on the company firewall.
/tries to high five self
//misses and burns his hand in a scalding cup of coffee.
March 13th, 2009 at 11:18 am
I can see Midgets being the upset of the century
March 13th, 2009 at 11:19 am
@ Captain Murphy – Good god, that would have to be a hell of an ass to even attempt. And some old, old saggy balls.
Tree Rape is an Evil Dead thing. Film nerds love it.
March 13th, 2009 at 11:19 am
I sense one hell of a crossword puzzle coming out of this….NYT Sunday edition perhaps…..
March 13th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Oh dear God…why did I think it was a good idea to go straight to Google Images with “emetophelia”? Ah, screw it. The whole “having a job” thing is overrated anyway.
March 13th, 2009 at 11:24 am
@ Chemical Toilet: I’ll verify that for you in about 18 days.
March 13th, 2009 at 11:24 am
I think emetophelia is the winner.
March 13th, 2009 at 11:28 am
It’s nice to know that this site helps me to continue to learn new things every single day.
/hopes to try some with the lady friend
March 13th, 2009 at 11:30 am
No squirting? STEAL. OF. THE. DRAFT. PEOPLE.
March 13th, 2009 at 11:31 am
Yay! I’m a menophiliac!
March 13th, 2009 at 11:32 am
Clare, let me again tell you that your pink box arouses me. Combine that with my recent Google searches and a trip to the batroom is now required.
Fapping is good for the soul.
March 13th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Are we getting a commenter draft today, or are you pervs going to hog the spotlight for yourselves?
March 13th, 2009 at 11:40 am
How you gonna throw up something like this on a Friday when sexdictionary.com is blocked at work?? And stoma fucking? Christ on a cross, that’s disgusting.
March 13th, 2009 at 11:46 am
where’s mercy fucking obsessed stalkers?
March 13th, 2009 at 11:50 am
robot sex is my sleeper pick
March 13th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
If there is a 5 v 12 upset (and there always is), I’m taking Belonephelia over Wired Voltage Porn
Like hell. Spanking being a 12 seed is just crazy, it’s one of the most widespread fetishes around, so I’m taking that over urination for a 5/12 upset.
March 13th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
This is the most brilliant thing you gentlemen have done to date.
Kudos!
March 13th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
“Tentacle Rape” is redundant. I don’t think anyone fetishizes consensual tentacles.
March 13th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
I will not even analyze until I am locked in my home.
March 13th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Oh dear Lord, listening to that clip just bought me an extra 200 years in purgatory
March 13th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Warren Ellis’ first novel, “Crooked Little Vein,” features a number of disturbing fetishes including megaherpetophilia and men who enjoy injecting saline into their testicles to inflate their scrotums to grotesque proportions.
March 13th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Having recently read (well, read parts of; I fail to see how anyone not currently on death row for the murder of 10 or so people could actually read this entire thing) 120 Days of Sodom, I find this draft board a little on the weak side. Nonetheless, I look forward to a series of comment threads wherein each will leave me feeling dirtier than the last.
March 13th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
This may be a little late for some but don’t google image search frottage.
March 13th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
No Tribadism?
March 13th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Is Donkey punch a fetish or just rude?
March 13th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Well spotted on the “Crooked Little Vein” reference. I’ll also point out that Warren Ellis’ message board has an ongoing Godzilla Bukakke thread to go along with it.
But in the end…
Mike Lupica wonders why more transformation fetishes aren’t on the board?
March 13th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Have none of you googlers ever heard of UrbanDictionary.com?
although, to be honest, I thought I was pretty screwed in the head, but I was shocked to have to look up almost half this list.
“Arousal derived from nsects crawling on your junk” is about as solid a #1 seed as you can ask for, though.
I’m probably not goign to sleep too well tonight.
March 13th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
What, no furries? A man fucking a stuffed teddy bear with a hole in the crotch while dressed as a fox is PISSED.
March 13th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Midgets a 16 seed… THAT’S AN OUTRAGE!!
/kicks self in head
March 13th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
12. ROBOT SEX
“What are you doing, Dave?”
March 13th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
@ mark
Plushophilia covers that.
March 13th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Is POV really a fetish? Isn’t it just a type of porn?
Besides this small quibble, this may be the most epic thing you’ve ever done besides the board game mock draft.
March 13th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Heh. Googling stoma fucking has this post on the first page of results.
KSK have truly arrived.
I see midgets going a long way.
March 13th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
These are the kind of words that win Scrabble games. Also the kind of words that end Scrabble games in disgust.
March 13th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
I think spanking, barely legal and incest will make it to the final four in my bracket.
What? Huh? What? Fuck you!
Btw, this is fucking golden. Best. Bracket. Ever.
March 13th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Mike Lupica wishes Twincest were on the board.
March 13th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Isnt frottage and chikan the same thing??
March 13th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Also, I cant find what tomakare is anywhere. Must be real messed up!!
March 13th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
I kept trying to look up the ones I didn’t know but after the 3rd time I masturbated to stoma fucking, I figured some mysteries should remain unsolved.
Ape’s got this shit dominated.
March 14th, 2009 at 12:28 am
no interracial gangbang?
March 14th, 2009 at 1:24 am
may god have mercy on our souls,ps incest is my a darkhorse pick,fun for the whole family!
March 14th, 2009 at 8:35 am
Ah, so that guy from the F13th remake was an agalmatophiliac. The more you know…
March 14th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
That list isn’t hardcore enough…let me present you with a REAL fetish…MUNGING. Per urbandictionary:
mung 2671 up, 638 down love ithate it
The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse’s stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks’ll dig this one.
March 14th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
I totally am glad to have waited for the time to listen, and use urban dictionary as needed. Wow. I am not sure I needed to learn some of this stuff. But now I have.
March 14th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
assuming milf doesn’t look past donkey punch, I think they have a real shot to beat bukkake. much more versatile.
sex machine vs. pregnant has all the hallmarks of a 8/9 classic.
In general the caveman and punte regionals look stronger to me
March 15th, 2009 at 1:27 am
@ Mung.
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
March 15th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
I’m calling it now, Stoma Fucking is going to the sweet 16, perhaps even the elite 8
March 16th, 2009 at 1:07 am
What? No Clown Porn?
Also, Mucophilia. Which is being aroused by mucus.
http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/wtf/66332/Mucophilia-the-Sneeze-Fetish.html
This list is wonderful:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias