Comments on: Herpes Herpes Bo Burpees… The KSK Football/Sex Mailbag

By: Vinsane

Vinsane — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 13:25:16 +0000

@Jigga: Lady in question is Crissy Moran. Set aside at least two nights to work through her internet catalog. Mostly works solo.

By: southernmayd

southernmayd — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 17:56:44 +0000

@LentRules

“Glasses” will also generally do the trick at a bar. Although the idea of a friend of mine being forced to drink beer from a bowl at a bar all night is very hilarious.

By: Sean

Sean — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 12:52:37 +0000

@LentRules: I’m not sure if you were aware, but they sell beer in these containers called “cans” now.

By: yeah, right?

yeah, right? — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 06:39:20 +0000

@Needs More Cheerleaders Says: “why not get yourself laid with a FINE hooker and then get an excellent massage at one of those fancy places?”

It is wisdom you speak. Pure wisdom. I do have the disposable cash and I aim to have a much classier form of ejaculate material.
Why the fuck should I settle for Carl’s Jr when I could have Ruth’s Chris?

By: Nitro

Nitro — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 00:02:10 +0000

all these people who need advice to try xyz sex act:

Just go ahead and do it after you’ve worked her up a bit, and she’s stops you, say “I thought you loved me” (long time girlfriend), or “I thought you’d like it” (random ho).

It’s not rocket surgery.

By: undulycompromised

undulycompromised — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 23:49:03 +0000

I’m a doctor. I’d be glad to provide genuine medical accents (through your filter, for interest and humor) to your answers. Tell me when to be drunk and I’m there.
In my opinion, screw herpes. It’s like chicken pox. We’ve all got it. To turn down an Amazon with a sense of humor because she has a couple of bumps every six months is insane.
But then, your readers, I’ve noticed, are indeed insane, so maybe it’s not such a silly issue.

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 20:19:00 +0000

and I just think it’s easier to watch the game, drink copious amounts of alcohol, blog with you guys (some of my best friends), jerk off and go to bed.

AMIWRONG?

Not at all. I think quite a few people come upon a point in their life where they just don’t want to bother with all the hassle of a relationship anymore. And it IS a lot of hassle.

But still, a rub & tug? If you’ve got a good job and can afford it, why not get yourself laid with a FINE hooker and then get an excellent massage at one of those fancy places?

A rub & tug is like the 5 dollar blowjob from the Haitian crackwhore on the corner with the three missing teeth. I guess it’s fine if you only have 5 dollars, but if you’ve got 50 bucks, why not let the college coed that posed for a swimsuit calendar do it?

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 19:55:23 +0000

I am retardedly late again, so no advice. I’m sure you lot have set the entire world straight on the do’s and don’ts of sex anyways.

I would like to say, however, that the herpes girl is a fucking SAINT for apparently being really into the guy, finally getting him in bed, and then ADMITTING she has herpes. Would there be a single fucking guy in the world who would admit he has herpes right before he gets to bag a hot chick?

That’s a good woman there. Apparently Valtrex works so well now that Herpes is hardly anything to worry about anymore. Bag her!

By: LentRules

LentRules — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 19:43:31 +0000

BDD has it totally wrong. Lent sucks, but for a completely different reason. I had all my friends put shitty things to guive up in a bowl and we picked randomly. I got “no cups or bottles.” We had just turned 21 and were going to bars, so I had to constantly ask, “do you have bowls; Could I get that beer in a bowl?” Talk about degrading.

By: Sea Otter

Sea Otter — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 18:58:56 +0000

@ samsquantch – the entire Avalon album? Come on now. If most guys could get through, “More Than This”, they would be doing well, especially given that it may conjure up images of Scarlett Johansson in, “Lost in Translation”.