Good Niews!

China Jack weighs in on the Steelers climbing to the mountaintop of championship teams. Y’know, sometime I feel the slight pull of compunction when doing Hines Wald speak, but then I listen to this the guy say NF-ERRRR and it all vanishes. Thanks Smokin’ China Jack!

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9 Responses to “Good Niews!”

  1. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    The Martell is a classy touch

  2. Less Inflammatory Name Says:

    It’s like all the words he says are struggling through a thick, rich chocolate…..

    Kind of like that manly bard Michael McDonald

    I love the Cawlgilr talk though, I thought he was saying Callgirls at first hahaha

    And lucy, you’re a whore that’ll never get ELITE flyer level, or marry a rich man.

    I smell a Millionaire Romances post coming soon…

  3. spanky datass Says:

    I can fly through a Hines post like a ruttin’ buck through a meadow, but this guy gives me a migraine in like 1:25.
    An yes, lucy, you are a whore and your grammar is even worser then (ha) mine or Smokin’ China Jack’s.

  4. Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers Says:

    It’s like an audition tape gone hollibree long. No wonder we dub over every kung fu movie.

  5. LaFavre's Next Retirement Says:

    I also hate the Cowgurs.

  6. Slothrop Says:

    This is worst Hunter S, Thompson impression I’ve ever seen.

  7. Nate Newton's van Says:

    Thanks fol the histoly resson, fliend.

  8. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    HIRARIOUS

  9. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    That Martell was a 1.5 oz. airplane bottle.

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