Comments on: Gisele’s Hand Rocks the Cradle http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/giseles-hand-rocks-the-cradle.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 06:43:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Troy Lolamalu http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/giseles-hand-rocks-the-cradle.html/comment-page-1#comment-117180 Troy Lolamalu Wed, 01 Apr 2009 02:46:41 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=13201#comment-117180 If you really loved them, you wouldn't abuse them like that If you really loved them, you wouldn’t abuse them like that

]]> By: SomebodyDroppedABigTurdInHereAndNobodyCleanedItUp http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/giseles-hand-rocks-the-cradle.html/comment-page-1#comment-117038 SomebodyDroppedABigTurdInHereAndNobodyCleanedItUp Tue, 31 Mar 2009 15:59:58 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=13201#comment-117038 I actually love user names. I actually love user names.

]]> By: IHateUserNames http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/giseles-hand-rocks-the-cradle.html/comment-page-1#comment-117004 IHateUserNames Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:06:07 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=13201#comment-117004 This has been beaten to death in the media all day, but doesn't it sound like someone for whom English is not the first language, trying to be as positive as possible about marrying into a ready made family? I it is her husbands child, she has to love it to make the dynamic work as peacefully as possible, and of course bio-mom is going to feel awkward about expressions of that affection, just as Brady is going to feel awkward about whatever db Ms. Moynahan ends up marrying and half raising the kid. This has been beaten to death in the media all day, but doesn’t it sound like someone for whom English is not the first language, trying to be as positive as possible about marrying into a ready made family? I it is her husbands child, she has to love it to make the dynamic work as peacefully as possible, and of course bio-mom is going to feel awkward about expressions of that affection, just as Brady is going to feel awkward about whatever db Ms. Moynahan ends up marrying and half raising the kid.

]]> By: Gino Tourettsa http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/giseles-hand-rocks-the-cradle.html/comment-page-1#comment-116997 Gino Tourettsa Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:55:18 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=13201#comment-116997 He'll breast feed into adulthood. He’ll breast feed into adulthood.

]]> By: Pip http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/giseles-hand-rocks-the-cradle.html/comment-page-1#comment-116995 Pip Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:28:48 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=13201#comment-116995 That boy will have twice the Oedipus complex! What a lucky little shit. That boy will have twice the Oedipus complex! What a lucky little shit.

]]> By: Gino Tourettsa http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/giseles-hand-rocks-the-cradle.html/comment-page-1#comment-116985 Gino Tourettsa Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:42:45 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=13201#comment-116985 Doesn't Gisele know that African babies are the hottest accessories this season? Doesn’t Gisele know that African babies are the hottest accessories this season?

]]> By: Aaron http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/giseles-hand-rocks-the-cradle.html/comment-page-1#comment-116984 Aaron Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:36:04 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=13201#comment-116984 Any other man would make her wear that mask while he dominates her, but ... I just don't think that's the case with Tom ... Any other man would make her wear that mask while he dominates her, but … I just don’t think that’s the case with Tom …

]]> By: Slash http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/giseles-hand-rocks-the-cradle.html/comment-page-1#comment-116961 Slash Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:20:08 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=13201#comment-116961 Maybe something was lost in the translation. Even a supermodel can't be that retarded. I mean, it wouldn't make me mad, per se, but it would make me think twice about leaving my kid with her. Who knows what the fuck she'll decide to do? Get him a "My other mommy is a supermodel" tattoo? I wouldn't have said Bridget had anything to worry about before this, but now... damn. Them's (kinda) fightin' words... Maybe something was lost in the translation. Even a supermodel can’t be that retarded. I mean, it wouldn’t make me mad, per se, but it would make me think twice about leaving my kid with her. Who knows what the fuck she’ll decide to do? Get him a “My other mommy is a supermodel” tattoo?

I wouldn’t have said Bridget had anything to worry about before this, but now… damn. Them’s (kinda) fightin’ words…

]]> By: goto11 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/giseles-hand-rocks-the-cradle.html/comment-page-1#comment-116951 goto11 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:59:34 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=13201#comment-116951 I prefer Gisele use her hands to cradle my rocks. I prefer Gisele use her hands to cradle my rocks.

]]> By: limpy http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/giseles-hand-rocks-the-cradle.html/comment-page-1#comment-116942 limpy Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:41:21 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=13201#comment-116942 Plus, no stretch marks! Plus, no stretch marks!

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