Comments on: From the desk of Roger Goodell…

By: Don Harris

Don Harris — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 01:03:47 +0000

Dear Rodger,

By: Harry

Harry — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 05:39:48 +0000

NFL, as Goodell wants to maintain, is a GULAG of sorts, a plantation, a Roman Circus, a Dog Fighting Ring, Aztec basketball — financed by the owners, fought by the gladiators (blacks and poor whites, for the most part) and governed by Herr Goodell. For those who still don’t get it, here’s a little story…

Once upon a time, Herr Roger Goodell — son of Right wing Republican senator and a staunch “merciful” Christian — wanted to set a good example for his little boy in Westchester by ruining the lives of black players but not Belichick, Matt Jones, and others.
Herr Roger: “See sonny boy, you gotta keep these n!%gers in line and satisfy the corporate boys (NFL owners) that keep us swimming in cash.”
Son: Yes, I know, that’s what momma always says when she comes back from her FOX News job and teaches me about right and wrong. But daddy, aren’t these guys human and don’t they deserve a second chance.”
Herr Roger: “Well, son, some people do (like Belichick) but our first priority is money and our second priority is to only help people who look like us and live like us.”
Son: Thanks daddy, you’re so moral.

By: KD's185

KD's185 — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:45:44 +0000

Does anyone else think Roger would look better with a shaved head and a mustache? That kind of look says “porn star” in so many good ways.

By: Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers

Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:06:18 +0000

NFL’s continued existence = LLUA continue happiness.

Now you might say, “But Lebowski, YOU might be the victim of a terrorist attack one Sunday afternoon!” Fat chance hombre. As soon as some asshole, probably in New York, invented seat licenses, LLUA was priced out of watching the NFL in person. Plus, there’s at least 25 hate-able teams in the NFL. Whose to say that even Al Qaeda doesn’t hate the Raiders as much as we all do?

By: Beli

Beli — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:56:37 +0000

Out in Detroit we’d be celebrating such an attack. No one goes to the games anymore, so all they’d take out was the team. Like we’d even notice.

By: Ocho Cinco Fan Club

Ocho Cinco Fan Club — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:46:03 +0000

In the words of the great Jon Stewart: Fuck you!!

By: porky1

porky1 — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:25:02 +0000

Thank God the NFL is protected in case something causes the Sunday afternoon (or Monday night) death of 50,000 people. I just couldn’t make it through life without divine assurances such as this.

Can someone please get the video evidence of Goodell saying he’d fuck himself, then dancing naked in front of the mirror with his weiner tucked back? Because I’m now sure that such a video could exist.

By: leaf

leaf — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:01:16 +0000

Rog didn’t refer to anyone as “slapdick” and kept his love for Phil Collins well-hidden.

I’m guessing diazepam,

By: Slash

Slash — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:00:25 +0000

Sure, the NFL is run by a bunch of douchebags, but why should they be any different from every other business owner? Thanks to the Terrorism Risk Insurance Act of 2002, almost everyone else got a similar deal. The Act establishes a program within the Treasury Department under which the Federal government shares the risk of loss from future foreign terrorist attacks. For losses above the deductible, the government covers 90%, while the insurer contributes 10%.

Thanks to the federal government, no business need ever pay for its own errors or negligence or bad judgment. What a country!

Also, Roger Goodell has a giant head.

By: Shtangfu

Shtangfu — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:55:57 +0000

I believe the correct phrase is; like a Phoenix rising from Arizona.